I've seen the photos. They use CLOUDS to hide the strings holding them up. If there aren't any clouds, they MAKE some using "chemtrails". MASSIVE government coverup. We're talking Deep Skate stuff here.
Ah yes aviation, the lie built on "moving forward but fast is the same thing as moving up" and "birds only move their wings because they're stupid, you don't have to do it to fly"
“My mate Paul says planes only stay aloft because we believe they will. It’s like a global group psychosis. We’ve all been taught to believe in air travel so as long as we all do, the planes can be made to fly.”
Thought the same thing myself. But here we are. I even get on one myself occasionally. Very, very occasionally. Not so much because of the machines themselves. But because of the creatures that tend to ride inside them.
It's all a big conspiracy. The plane never actually moves, all the stuff you see out the window is a holographic projections, and while you're on the plane a construction crew rebuilds everything around you to look like your destination.
It isn't that odd, the toe compresses the wood grains slightly and when they reach the mouth the rebound lifts them enough for the iron—or blade—to cut into them, lifting them up until they hit the chip breaker or simply pop out of the throat.
apparently due to the speeds, the forces under the planes wings and body are so strong it might as well be on the ground, and they literally -can’t- just drop out of the sky.
As someone with a fear of flying this both comforts and bothers me further
Billy Connolly: "Of course planes can't fly! A plane is heavier than a piano, and a piano can't fly! And don't tell me that it's because there's these little arrows going around the plane --there are no arrows, I've checked!"
I would normally agree with (normally?) everything you just said right there EXCEPT:
I'm from the Great State of OHIO and it was 2 guys - NOT COLLEGE EDUCATED - in the city of Dayton who finally put all the pieces together and flew the first powered flight at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.
Come on, use your brains. Planes and rockets have special vacuum cleaners mounted at their fronts or heads. They suck in all the air and particles creating a void. And Nature abhors a void so the plane or rocket fills it in.
"I can think of nothing heavier than an airplane
I can think of no greater conglomerate of steel and metal
I can think of nothing less likely to fly
There are no wings more weighted..."
It is an obvious scam!If they would fly high enough, you could see that the earth is round! Which would negate the obvious truth that says that the earth is flat and the sun is a small ball in wires casting light in our plane. God turns it off after it crosses down the horizon to save godly energy!😜
Isn’t there a quote about science basically being magic , cause unless you are trained or educated in that science , it can be really hard to explain. Like forget planes, how does this little block of plastic in my hands work? Internet just floating the air? Sure… it’s magic , phones are fake
They're actually related - "jet" engines are actually full of bumblebees, which is why they make so much noise.
And if you say that this is a conspiracy, that Frank Whittle being Europe's largest bee-breeder is mere coincidence, then I've a bridge you might be interested in buying.
RIGHT? And really, those "scientists" need to stop trying to explain time. Time, like effluent, just "is". I don't need to know how it works 😉
New Model Army had it right in their song "White Coats".
No, AI wasn’t that advanced back then. Newton spent a long time researching that law to get it through congress. We shouldn’t take credit from him esp. since AI was in its infantile stages in 1687.
It’s a wing thing. The upper surface of the wing is curved, the lower surface is flat. If you cannot figure out how that lifts a plane, there probably is no point in providing any further detail.
If you can’t figure out how holograms work idk what else to say. If planes could fly they would obviously look like this. Then they could glide like dolphins.
I'm an advocate for science. But let's be so For real that magic is just science without an explanation. And in theory I understand how planes work but I'm still calling bullshit taking about thrust😂
That whole "electricity" explanation is a little absurd to me. You mean power moves through metal wires? Do your own research, people! Think about it, tiny electrons moving through solid metal making things move and glow? Doesn't that sound completely made up?
I mean, I've cut a wire in half and there weren't nothin' inside but shiny solid metal. There isn't even a hole for the 'lectrons to move through! How is that something we believe in, when the obvious reality of the Lizard People and alien mind control lasers is ignored by the guvmint!
In case anybody is curious airliners generally can't fly upside down because they rely heavily on wing shape to generate lift. Other aircraft can fly upside down because they have more symmetrical wings and generate more lift via the angle of the wings and the thrust of the engine.
Stick your head out the window and you will quickly realise air is one heavy bitch, and that the plane is just swimming through it. That's the easiest way to explain it to those who lack fizziks.
Scientists only say planes fly because they're paid by airline companies. Do your own research! There's tons of evidence online to prove planes don't fly! The Wright Brothers didn't even exist! They were invented by so-called "historians" to hide the truth.
Planes don't fly. Look out the windows when you're flying. You'll see Earth moving fast and away relative to your accelerating frame of reference. You can walk around plane like it's not moving
People on the ground not in the airplane have the illusion you are flying because they are stationary
“When lift plus thrust is greater than load plus drag, anything can fly” was the piece of scientific information that Sister Bertrille would repeat at the drop of a hat, though hopefully not her own.” ~ Sally Field
There are people who unironically believe that jet fuel is a lie, and that aircraft all run on compressed air, because it is impossible for a gas turbine engine to work as stated.
It’s all a con. They just have video screens for windows and have the ground crew jumping on the wings. When you “land” they roll out a load of palm trees and a big patio heater. All to convince you you’re in Alicante not Birmingham.
They don't fly. You get in and they play little movies in all the windows and a sound track in the speakers.
What they really do it teleport out to a holding location on the dark side of the moon and then teleport back to your destination "airport" after the appropriate "flying time" has elapsed.
We are living in a simulation where everything is fake and aliens are taking notes on what we are doing in our fake environment. Even the aliens were surprised when we elected Trump. They told me so..
But if we are in a simulation what are the odds that we where smart enough to have made the simulation, we would have to be another simulations version of a simulation at best. Considering the quality though, I'm guessing our simulation creator is also a simulation.
I work at an airport and get to watch planes take off all day long. Sometimes I'll watch a big one get to a speed that seems too slow but the plane will climb out like it's driving up an invisible ramp and it still feels a little like magic.
It's lift. The shape of the wing causes the air to speed up over the top of the wing (venturi principle), which results in lower air pressure above the wing.
This is why aircraft have to be moored in high winds as they can jump around.
Hold your arms out like wings and run for a bit. You won't even feel a little bit of lift. A plane wing is thicker than your arm AND has to lift thousands of pounds. Something doesn't add up
Watching a video of someone using a jet engine as a leaf blower convinced me that it works. Or seeing how the air blown back out of a jet engine can knock over trucks. Basically it started seeming intuitive that planes work when i realized how ridiculously stupidly powerful jet engines are.
oh actually they were the only ones to do it science wise but since they died before revealing the secret, it was decided to just tell everyone it worked based on some bullshit called "aerodynamics" or something
My late maternal uncle had a lifetime career as an American Airlines mechanic and said the same thing when I asked him once how they fly. “They don’t. It’s bullshit.” Then he offered an explanation, but it was kinda still a scam 🙃 thank you for the warm memory
That's nothing, wait until you hear about the bees! Did you know that, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly? Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground! But the bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans th
I can't believe more haven't fallen out of the sky by now. I was once sitting above the engine of a 737 leaving O'Hare that caught on fire and the pilot didn't know and kept ascending. I had to hit the call button and point out the flames and smoke to the flight attendant.
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We tell kids it is because "the wings are curved on the top"--but it is like how we tell them about Santa, the Tooth Fairy, or King Charles III
More proof they're lying to us!
Also, people & luggage.
Then the 747 is speeding down the runway ... And holy sh*t this can't possibly work 😱
As someone with a fear of flying this both comforts and bothers me further
It's all about falling but forgetting to hit the ground.
Me: so then how come planes can still fly while upside down
Engineers: shut the fuck up if you know what's good for ya
I'm from the Great State of OHIO and it was 2 guys - NOT COLLEGE EDUCATED - in the city of Dayton who finally put all the pieces together and flew the first powered flight at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.
So there.
Birds are drones too.
There’s a bunch of them recharging on the power lines out front right now.
I can think of no greater conglomerate of steel and metal
I can think of nothing less likely to fly
There are no wings more weighted..."
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxhqo85xNl23Oe3fAW57me9U8FChsvQH5D?si=zEcC3955KxOw68S0
And if you say that this is a conspiracy, that Frank Whittle being Europe's largest bee-breeder is mere coincidence, then I've a bridge you might be interested in buying.
Everything's computers.
Let’s just admit they’re held up by invisible fairy slave labor and get it over with.
New Model Army had it right in their song "White Coats".
Sub.
Marines.
Yeah right, like I would believe that.
JUST GIVE ME THE FLYING SPELL ALREADY, i know there is one
Speak English!
But then *these* massive bastards come along and even I come over a bit flat-earther and start thinking, this has GOT to be a hoax, right?
People on the ground not in the airplane have the illusion you are flying because they are stationary
I find you get the best conspiracies by just inverting other ones.
What they really do it teleport out to a holding location on the dark side of the moon and then teleport back to your destination "airport" after the appropriate "flying time" has elapsed.
Hell those planes can't even take off when one of Elon's rockets explodes, what's up with that?
This is why aircraft have to be moored in high winds as they can jump around.
Next,… a Mission to Mars!
I’ll be aboard Ketamine 1.🤤
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