MY MOM: come on, you don’t have to be scared of back of the christmas blanket inverted color santa BACK OF THE CHRISTMAS BLANKET INVERTED COLOR SANTA: - ThreadSky

toomuchofevery.bsky.social•63 days ago

Sunshine (2007)
“Takeda! What do you see?!”

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tatersandmeat.bsky.social•64 days ago

Yesssssss!!👍

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almightybob.bsky.social•63 days ago

this is my sittin blanket

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sixtwelve.bsky.social•64 days ago

I particularly liked when he didn't have skin

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tr3vin.bsky.social•64 days ago

For when Ganon returns and is feeling festive.

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themeg.bsky.social•64 days ago

He’s gonna bite your toes off. He told me.

Psychically.

Right now

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themeg.bsky.social•64 days ago

RUN YOU HEAR ME. GET OUT OF THERE! HE’S INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

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dly.bsky.social•64 days ago

christ.

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jamieleerotante.net•64 days ago

No, that’s Santa.

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dly.bsky.social•64 days ago

ohhhhh

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fattypinner.bsky.social•64 days ago

[transposed to a minor key, slowed waaay down] 🎵 he’s making a list / he’s checking it twice 🎵

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karoshibee.bsky.social•61 days ago

The hohohos are coming from inside the house

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chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social•64 days ago

That’s pure nightmare fuel

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lauragoof.bsky.social•64 days ago

Demon Santa

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cursedsynth.bsky.social•61 days ago

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juniorhoncho.bsky.social•61 days ago

lmao

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wobblycpa.bsky.social•64 days ago

Jesus Christ

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keithdecent.bsky.social•64 days ago

No that’s the other Christmas guy

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wobblycpa.bsky.social•64 days ago

The grinch?

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specialbaby.bsky.social•61 days ago

the grink

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hammer59.bsky.social•64 days ago

That’s LStNicolasD material

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maxthyme.bsky.social•64 days ago

JESUS CHRUST

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maxthyme.bsky.social•64 days ago

WHOOPS FUCK IT WE BALL

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heydavidbailey.bsky.social•64 days ago

I thought that was Jerry Garcia hanging out in hell

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long-sigh-studios.bsky.social•63 days ago

Well I for one think it’s nice to see Meatwad get into the Christmas spirit.

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mabber23.bsky.social•64 days ago

Be very afraid

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duckfarts.bsky.social•57 days ago

you don’t have to be scared, but you fuckin will be

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failingup.bsky.social•64 days ago

Just looks like Jerry Garcia

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thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social•64 days ago

That’s a big nope from me! If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go hide in the forest now

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jambball224.bsky.social•64 days ago

sounds like you need a new blanket 😂

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deadleafmoth.bsky.social•57 days ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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prof.hazardlabs.com•57 days ago

"𝓜𝓔𝓐𝓣."

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ceej.online•64 days ago

I don’t like using it because I either have to look at him or know he’s under there in direct contact with my body

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katra.bsky.social•64 days ago

This is cursed and should burned

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jefffreyspies.bsky.social•64 days ago

Learn to love the horror encasing your corporeal form

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goodcitizen.bsky.social•64 days ago

Zipper-mouth is scary

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justbeingryano.bsky.social•64 days ago

If looks like a medieval wood carving.

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hammancheez.bsky.social•64 days ago

kool aid man's molester uncle

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thelionseye.bsky.social•64 days ago

Oh no

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cataribartok.bsky.social•64 days ago

He’s smiling. At your wiener.

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ceej.online•64 days ago

that doesn’t make me feel much better

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cataribartok.bsky.social•64 days ago

oh don’t mistake my words for comfort

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phyrkrakr.bsky.social•64 days ago

Front side: Santa
Back side: Satan

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phyrkrakr.bsky.social•64 days ago

But if that blanket's warm enough, don't matter. I'm snuggling up.

What? It's cuffing season. I'll dump it before Lent

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wookietv.bsky.social•64 days ago

I like what I'm seeing. Maybe not so much the pants. Let's get those off ya.

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cooldmz.bsky.social•64 days ago

The horse is the white of the eyes

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adjunctangel.bsky.social•64 days ago

..when officers entered the residence, the scene before them was horrible. going back five years, we can explore what caused this terrible crime from the beginning that deeply shook a small mountain town. the day was like any other, but soon that would change.. a twisted plot was set in motion...

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shenanigans.bsky.social•64 days ago

Horrifying

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crb1079.bsky.social•57 days ago

Pizza the Hut

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mattwag.bsky.social•64 days ago

tsil ythguan eht no era ouY

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marktech.bsky.social•61 days ago

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cshannonpdx.bsky.social•64 days ago

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ogskydog.com•64 days ago

Mom is correct. You don't have to be scared of back of the Christmas blanket inverted color Santa but it would be fucking weird if you weren't.

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0head.bsky.social•63 days ago

Fixed it for you 👍

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quartzann.bsky.social•57 days ago

That is the anti-Santa!! 😳

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unenthusiast.com•64 days ago

it's like the eyes follow you around the room

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creamywillbrie.bsky.social•64 days ago

If Carrie was a Christmas film

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imn8dogg.bsky.social•64 days ago

Leave some coal, take a soul. Leave some coal, take a soul...

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mlillard.bsky.social•63 days ago

He skeevs you when you're sleeping

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danmentos.com•64 days ago

ⱧɆ ₴ɆɆ₴ ɎØɄ ₩ⱧɆ₦ ɎØɄ’ⱤɆ ₴ⱠɆɆ₱ł₦₲

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misterpants.bsky.social•64 days ago

Oh balls!

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tiedoton.bsky.social•64 days ago

Smile.jpg, christmas edition

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specialbaby.bsky.social•61 days ago

this mfr came to GIFT.

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tiredofnonsense.bsky.social•64 days ago

Santa looks like he had some really fine Smoke, don't get between him and the Cookies.

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azrahtpoglu.bsky.social•64 days ago

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mikepipper.bsky.social•63 days ago

Thanks for the nightmares, fren 😰

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happyinspirit.bsky.social•61 days ago

There’s a “me and the guy she told me not to worry about” joke in here somewhere.

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kaypri.bsky.social•57 days ago

FWIW, I think you can burn one side of a blanket and the other side should look pretty much the same. Although, I wouldn't recommend using it after you do that… or looking at the other side.

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kaypri.bsky.social•57 days ago

I don't advocate listening to Robert Bartleh Zombie or his brand of devil rock, but…….. *cues up Super Charger Heaven" by White Zombie

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leozingiannoni.bsky.social•57 days ago

Balatro joker material!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social•64 days ago

!OH !OH !OH

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gregbposting.bsky.social•60 days ago

But what about the doll?

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kevidently.bsky.social•57 days ago

That’s not Santa, that’s a blood demon, he’s killed before, and he will kill again

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willab86.bsky.social•64 days ago

Wouldn’t do shrooms with him, I’ll tell you that.

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kmporemski.bsky.social•64 days ago

I would run screaming from the room.

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littledramaboy.bsky.social•64 days ago

Flip the Christmas blanket over, and the letters that spelled "SANTA" now spell "SATAN" on the other side. "That doesn't even make sense", you begin to say to yourself, when the inverted image of Santa blinks.

#bad2sentencehorror

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