The Washington Post is the only outlet reporting this. Trump’s colon wrote this article for them because Doge is dismantling NASA DART - who have expertise in redirecting asteroids.
There's actually a lot of outlets reporting this story, like all of them. They've been reporting on this stupid rock for about two weeks now. Not gonna come to land for another so many years if ever. Maybe this will help
Okay But does it matter? It's an asteroid that has an extremely small chance of ever hitting.It's not even gonna happen in the next couple of years. So in all honesty, why do we care? Like they should be figuring out how to prevent these problems in the future.
It matters because Doge is firing NASA experts who have successfully moved an asteroid off its path and that sort of thing might come in handy as one might be headed our way. That’s why I care that wapo is lying and you should too.
Our destruction will not be quick and painless. We will just have to die over prolonged periods of famine and war. Let that be a lesson to you all. There are no shortcuts.
How about we compromise and you change the words "just couldn't" "with "will definitely" and then remove "let" and move get into it's place.
Then you won't have to start out with an apology, my friend!
That's from the Wash Post... they don't believe in science. Probably had their "Skywatchers" drink tea leaves soaked in pond water to determine this...
THANK YOU KING TRUMP SIR FOR SAVING US FROM THIS ALIEN INVADER!!
King Trump probably did all kinds of HARD WORK silently Behind The Scenes to make this happen! But the leftist LAME STREAM MEDIAS wont tell you THAT will they!
MAGA SAYS THANK YOU AGAIN for this King Trump Sir!
This will change 5 more times. If it goes to 99% the Jeezoids will have to pray it away, because NASA has been sold off to Musk and he'll want $50 Trillion to save the planet he lives on.
That particular space rock would release only about 1/6 of the Tsar Bomba yield (the strongest nuke ever detonated), so at most it would "only" erase a city (a few tens of km around the impact point), but more likely it would just fall in an ocean and cause little to no human casualties.
Did real scientists calculate this rate or did "Trump" scientists?
I want to believe the new lower rate "calculated" by Trump scientists because I'm not letting anyone steal my hope and joy of that giant asteroid hitting earth in a few short years.
I need a reason to get out of bed in the morning
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I figured.
There is always a thermonuclear war we can hope for.
Thanks anyway God.
So glad I attended all those 'holy days of obligation'.
Get your shit together man.
Fuck.
How about we compromise and you change the words "just couldn't" "with "will definitely" and then remove "let" and move get into it's place.
Then you won't have to start out with an apology, my friend!
What'd ya say to that? Do we have a deal?
King Trump probably did all kinds of HARD WORK silently Behind The Scenes to make this happen! But the leftist LAME STREAM MEDIAS wont tell you THAT will they!
MAGA SAYS THANK YOU AGAIN for this King Trump Sir!
We were hoping you would send it straight to Mar-a-Lago during a long weekend.
You know, as in a baseball pitch by Nolan Ryan.
This is because the most it rose was slightly above 3%, which, while perhaps unusually high, was still far from 50%.
Kind regards,
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Your teasing is making me want to consider @thedevil.bsky.social.
We needa MAJOR interruption
I want to believe the new lower rate "calculated" by Trump scientists because I'm not letting anyone steal my hope and joy of that giant asteroid hitting earth in a few short years.
I need a reason to get out of bed in the morning
Let's just get to the big one and wipe the slate clean already!