Weirdos: “You’re poly while I’m single??? NNOOOOOOO YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PICK ONE AND I GET THE OTHER!!! YOU’RE THE REASON I’M ALONE!!!” *transforms into a cloud of seagulls and flies away*
you just don't get the NUANCE here, ok? maybe if you studied philosophy and logic and stuff you could.
you see: you can't make fun of a problematic version of a thing - or even gently tease about healthy versions! - if you do a healthy version of another thing, ok?
15 year long monogamous relationship here and can confirm they are gooners. My partner and I agreed together that we’re both too selfish and jealous, so we’re happy being greedy. It’s not for everyone. The gooners are just mad no one wants to be monogamous or polygamous with them.
Alright finally looked up gooner. Definitely lold at work once and said to a friend "zoomers coomers boomers and gooners" without having any idea what I was saying, like a fucking toddler
Comedian standing in front of a brick wall 80s style: "you know, when you think about it, fucking a lot of people is a lot like fucking no one, right? Right? This guy gets it."
do these people think jacking off all day is the same thing as having a date? because I've done both, they're different things, and one is way more fun than the other.
cause one only establishes a relationship for sex reasons- obviously. this kid will not get a single one. not even one who will stay with them i guarantee it.
if you think about it (but not too much) having multiple partners is like having multiple monitors in your gooncave and the relationships are like gooning but on a more soulful and spiritual level
My favorite kind of posts on here are the ones where you can clearly tell that the person is trying to get at something, but they do not understand their own point or how to make it
It's like one of those old posters where you can only see the image by unfocusing your eyes but it's for your brain
Those posts sometimes lead to my favorite kind of social media user: men (usually) who endlessly spew unhinged conspiracy theories and / or hate speech, AND highly revealing tidbits of personal info that unintentionally reveal how sad, desolate and lonely their lives are, all on the same account.
Korean people have legitimate mean things to say about Japanese people, though. Why would the need to resort to anti-Asian sentiment? (deliberately focusing on something aside from the main premise)
Kenneth should stick to handling cocks, apparently when he thinks of anyone or anything else he starts fantasizing they're all as sex crazed as he is...oh and he gets a little racist.
Everything about sex and all its various forms is hilarious, and I think that the Universe hit it out of the park with their comedy show "Earth: the eukaryotic fuck factory. Now with coffee!"
I knew it had come to mean JO-brain and obsessive edging, but "gooner" from that, as some kind of insult that applies based on your partners is beyond me.
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you see: you can't make fun of a problematic version of a thing - or even gently tease about healthy versions! - if you do a healthy version of another thing, ok?
i will keep this short... 1/77
https://youtu.be/IZl_bVX0_cA?feature=shared
Hence - gooners
Much like this person’s brain cells
https://www.arsenal.com/news/why-are-arsenal-fans-called-gooners
..or something like that, what the fuck people are weird towards ENM.
It's like one of those old posters where you can only see the image by unfocusing your eyes but it's for your brain
what?
Like, the Communist thing they can understand, but my long-term gf being married is space alien-level weird to them.
To anyone reading I assure you we are very boring people.
Hope to find a partner... or 3. But yeah, I am trying to grow my friend list offline.
"No, I have several very annoying Google Calendars."
“What?”
Like what are even the stereotypes?