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spavel.bsky.social
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544 days ago
happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
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ibolt07.bsky.social
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544 days ago
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mhairim.bsky.social
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544 days ago
The crime documentary Netflix would make if they had any balls
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solvognen.bsky.social
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544 days ago
It's always the same
. You go out for meatballs and the next thing you know you're all over social media.
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williampreston.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Stylish but illegal is a good vibe
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socialmediahandle.bsky.social
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177 days ago
No money is ...
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grammer24.bsky.social
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177 days ago
https://youtu.be/GSxAIciDetM?si=UHLKQjrEBjBlW8R-
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blankwillbur.bsky.social
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173 days ago
Don't forget Bronwyn!
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justinemanzano.bsky.social
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544 days ago
This is my new favorite holiday.
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dissentinator.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Is it illegal for monkeys to be stylish in Toronto?
If so, this monkey’s going away for life!
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agnesdesav.bsky.social
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543 days ago
Goes hand in hand with celebrating the day I learned what a shearling coat was
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dildo-baggins.bsky.social
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544 days ago
I hope they’re doing okay. I know I’m anthropomorphizing, but that little worried face breaks my heart
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cathinator.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Happy to report Darwin now lives at a primate sanctuary in Ontario and no longer has to worry about affording his home furnishings
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electricland.bsky.social
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544 days ago
As of last summer, Darwin is doing great!
https://globalnews.ca/news/9771574/ikea-monkey-new-home-sanctuary/
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dildo-baggins.bsky.social
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544 days ago
But does he still have the coat?
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electricland.bsky.social
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544 days ago
That I can’t tell you, but it sounds like he doesn’t need it.
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dildo-baggins.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Nobody really needs a sweet-ass coat, but I hope he gets the option. Just a little coat rack with his one bit of fashion on it
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reginawalton.bsky.social
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177 days ago
But it's actually stylish but illegal Ikea monkey day eve, right?
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ecogrrl.bsky.social
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544 days ago
How did I forget about this dapper fellow?
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reaky.bsky.social
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544 days ago
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j-mike.bsky.social
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544 days ago
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marlo.ooo
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544 days ago
TORONTO STAYS WINNING
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spavel.bsky.social
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544 days ago
did you see this from Oshawa
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marlo.ooo
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544 days ago
holy shit what is HAPPENING here
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aiabx.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Inspired by the Great Toronto High Park Zoo Capybara Breakout of 2016.
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josephinea197.bsky.social
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544 days ago
New challenges with the global warming...
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plutopsyche.nicomaramckay.com
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544 days ago
All the best things.
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spectorhairday.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Based
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palomar-qfwfq.bsky.social
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544 days ago
@atheopagan.bsky.social Did you cross paths with this
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tabbylavalamp.bsky.social
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177 days ago
I think kangaroos just replaced dogs as the goodest bois.
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crowlady.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Wherever it is now I hope it's ok
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carb-on-carb.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Apparently he has a (monkey) friend called Maximus at his new home
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ironcurtainyc.bsky.social
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544 days ago
To that extent, I had made a Jonathan Coulton medley of Code Monkey, IKEA, and My Monkey I called “IKEA Monkey”:
https://ironcurtain.bandcamp.com/track/ikea-monkey
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chihuahuaparty.bsky.social
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177 days ago
This qualifies as a religious holiday
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sovi1337.bsky.social
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544 days ago
well i celebrate now
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pauly2coffees.bsky.social
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544 days ago
I’m totally stealing this joke.
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spavel.bsky.social
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544 days ago
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marlo.ooo
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544 days ago
🙏
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nevetsboy.bsky.social
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544 days ago
"Stylish but illegal monkey" is probably what Trump would say if he was a judge in a beauty pageant.
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eleven11.bsky.social
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544 days ago
11 years ago, to the day. I wonder how his furniture has held up…
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mistercerberus.bsky.social
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177 days ago
is that @a-french-monkey.bsky.social
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french-monkey.fr
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177 days ago
I don’t shop at Ikea, puh-lease…
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rvbdrm.com
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543 days ago
This was our 9/11.
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madamjujujive.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Back in the simple days.
We didn’t know how good we had it with fashionable monkey memes and stuff.
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mapp.bsky.social
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544 days ago
I may or may not have knowledge of this sweater
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seanfranco.bsky.social
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544 days ago
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whoarewekidding.bsky.social
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544 days ago
We just need one with woman screaming at cat
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eleven11.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Carl can get an uber.
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theferretfreya.bsky.social
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544 days ago
This is genuinely breaking my heart
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trans.bsky.social
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544 days ago
stylish *and* illegal?? that monkey really is just like me og
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makarosc.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Oh now he's just looking for some lady monkeys to come and work for him
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nojustdan.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Like I always say Style over legality.
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wonderwallwanderer.bsky.social
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177 days ago
better to ask for forgiveness than permission
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everythingmachine.bsky.social
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544 days ago
As of last year, Darwin is apparently doing very well
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/ikea-monkey-10-year-anniversary
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tinandglass.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Laws surrounding exotic animals are messed up in this country. Still legal. Sadly.
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aiabx.bsky.social
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544 days ago
I had a similar coat around then. I was mocked mercilessly.
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megginitup.bsky.social
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177 days ago
HOW was that 12 years ago
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
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544 days ago
👏 NO 👏 MONKEY 👏 IS 👏 ILLEGAL 👏
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kat-m.bsky.social
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177 days ago
Darwin! I love him
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shanny8.bsky.social
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544 days ago
I'm pretty sure he wanted a BILLY bookcase...lol
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billstewart.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Oook.
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spavel.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Do not call him a monkey!!
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stefros1l.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Fabulous! Thanks for the friendly reminder.
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jonwoodsad.bsky.social
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177 days ago
He always had an impressive fashion sense paired with a devil-may-care attitude. So much panache in such a small package!
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aferaldavid.bsky.social
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544 days ago
we were all so innocent then
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sanho.bsky.social
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177 days ago
🙃
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radmatternomad.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Thanks but I’ve got to finish the mascara on all these gibbons before the foot locker closes
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nickbridwell.bsky.social
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177 days ago
McDonald’s NARC found him
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jeroba.xyz
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177 days ago
@vauxknox.bsky.social he's free
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wonderwallwanderer.bsky.social
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177 days ago
wait, is it illegal for the monkey to be happy, stylish or in Ikea?
Or is it that specific combination?
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davidgiltinan.com
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177 days ago
The latter. It’s a puritanical law that hasn’t been amended.
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wonderwallwanderer.bsky.social
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177 days ago
when the monkey puts in that kind of effort, its just wrong to deny him...
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davemck.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Have become ungovernable. Still stylish.
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steveportigal.bsky.social
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544 days ago
I was thinking about them just the other day when something else was loose in T.O.?
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spavel.bsky.social
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544 days ago
The kangaroo?
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steveportigal.bsky.social
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543 days ago
He has a name, Pavel.
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jrotszta.bsky.social
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544 days ago
The distraction caused by Darwin is one of the reasons Harper was able to secure his majority govt
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infoshaman.bsky.social
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544 days ago
What is the Ikea name for that coat? I can't find it in the online catalog.
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coldwarhost.bsky.social
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544 days ago
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shanny8.bsky.social
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544 days ago
😂😂😂😂😂
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cesarini.bsky.social
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544 days ago
No monkey is illegal!! Sick of this anti-simian rhetoric.
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nopenowaynot.bsky.social
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177 days ago
You sure?
It looks like Trump's wife sneaking across the border to stalk Justin Trudeau. 😳😬
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olizardo.bsky.social
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177 days ago
So stylish it should be illegal
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masterofchairs.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Wanted to make a joke like "I find all monkey's stylish" but this one is definitely exceptional
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thisbethlife.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Haha I remember him
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42069forfun.bsky.social
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544 days ago
It’s hard to not 🤪
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swamplizard.bsky.social
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544 days ago
I agree, this monkey shouldn’t be allowed
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plutopsyche.nicomaramckay.com
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544 days ago
I can't believe it's been 11 years.
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samdren.bsky.social
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543 days ago
No monkey is illegal! 😉
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rumleech.bsky.social
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544 days ago
I do now!!!
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bisk.sureis.sexy
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544 days ago
given the coat that's gotta be an arctic monkey.
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blakestah.bsky.social
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544 days ago
That is a very young macaque, probably Rhesus.
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harmonygritz.bsky.social
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544 days ago
Rhesus and Kathie Lee was a great show while it lasted, I'll say that
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bisk.sureis.sexy
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544 days ago
nah, i think you're mistaken. that's very much a Jamie Cookus Arctic Monkeyus, native to Sheffield, England.
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copeulon.bsky.social
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544 days ago
I do now
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2totangoatl.bsky.social
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544 days ago
I think “stylish but illegal ikea monkey” has the same energy as “adorable, but frightened, sloth” and I love that
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If so, this monkey’s going away for life!
We didn’t know how good we had it with fashionable monkey memes and stuff.
Or is it that specific combination?
It looks like Trump's wife sneaking across the border to stalk Justin Trudeau. 😳😬