Masked Rodney Dangerfield entering the Eyes Wide Shut sex manse and pulling at the collar of his cloak. "Seems like a real open-minded crowd tonight," he says. "Fidelio, by the way."
“Boy, this is great. All the sex and none of the gettin’-to-know-ya stuff. I remember the last time I was in bed with my wife. Not much for dirty talk. She looked over at me and said, ‘Remind me, what’s your name again?’ “
My first industry job was as production assistant on Rodney's animated dog movie Rover Dangerfield. I'd drive him between the studio & the Pritikin Center.
In a stopped traffic on the Ventura Freeway: "Just drive on the shoulder! On the shoulder! Don't worry about the cops! They all know me!"
[Norm MacDonald voice] Other day I bumped into my old med school buddy, Nick Nightingale. You know Nick Nightingale? Always with a big mouthful of Big League Chew for some reason. So, I'm there, you know, with Nick Nightingale. Whole time I'm thinking, this Nick Nightingale, he's for the birds.
"Hey are the rivets on my jeans gonna be a problem? Because the gym I shower at wouldn't let me work out in jeans. And we don't have to wear the mask the whole time, right? I sneezed in mine on the bus ride over."
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In a stopped traffic on the Ventura Freeway: "Just drive on the shoulder! On the shoulder! Don't worry about the cops! They all know me!"
“Hey, you wanna make 14 bucks the *hard way*”
/grins lasciviously, rolls eyes
you know someone would throw Kermit across the room and he would feel the burning desire where his soul should be to match the stunt!