December, 34 AD:
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
“I miss Jesus.”
“I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”
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"Now you're just mocking him, aren't you?"
Sorry. but this isn't accurate. They would have referred to him as "Yeshua."
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Seriously? Ignore the Bible like all Christians. Merry Christmas.
source: the LORD
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https://youtu.be/ZsV7YfRY9Og?si=Uc9exL6mSzz3BAG4
https://www.tourpoint.lv/en/blog/history-first-christmas-tree-riga-latvia-in-year-1510-/8/
"The tree merchants?"
"Nope. They'll jack up their prices. It's all the other merchants."
"A gift for Andy!"
Norm: "I know! How about... gay porn"
"Norm, leave Andy alone! You're dead for fuck's sake!"
Norm: "uhhh... umm... CRACK WHORE!"
(Norm disappears in a puff of smoke, which strangely smells like poutine)
There is plenty lf disagreement in the stories about him
But everyone educated about the time period believes he very likely existed.
There may be echoes of older pagan traditions, but no direct continuity.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus
Thanks!
Functional brain: i fucking hate you
In reality, I don't think any of those are real pre-Christian practices.
And the only similarity in images is the grey hair and beard.
This is just the Catholic hijacking of the winter solstice celebrations.
However, no one knows the exact year of birth, let alone the month.
It is true, however, that Christmas originates from a pagan tradition that celebrated the "rebirth" of the sun.
And that many of the Christian rites and traditions have pagan and Jewish origins.
Nothing but stories to con the masses. Mazel.
If it helps one, great.
They oughta keep it as their own. Cut the missions and proselytizing. #TheStudentWillFindTheTeacher.
It's just trouble.
Nor is it a hijacking of winter solstice celebrations. The date most likely based on an old tradition that important people were either conceived or born on their death dates.
#medicaresaveslives
"No. I'm gonna kill one. I'm gonna cut it down in the prime of its life, just like JC was cut down in the prime of his life."
"Damn."
"Yeah."
He'd have mixed feelings on Santa though.
Hey it’s Jesus’s death anniversary, we should honor his memory. Here are some eggs.
It’s too plain. Might dress it up in candles and shiny things later. The candles should keep the cat away.