I remember in youth group they were trying to teach us about sex and they used this analogy and that night I stayed up really late just lying in bed and staring at the ceiling wondering why i felt like spaghetti
Ha! Confronted with this, I feel like the transphobes would just dig their heels in.
“EVEN IF YOU PUT SPAGHETTI IN A WAFFLE PRESS, IF YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR STOMACH PUMPED, THE PARAMEDICS ARE GOING TO REPORT IT AS SPAGHETTI !!!!!”
Men are like flour with egg and a couple other ingredients for flavor and texture mixed together into a viscous batter, pressed into a shape and cooked
Women are… like flour with egg and a couple other ingredients for flavor and texture mixed into a more solid dough pressed into a shape and cooked?
That's us cis-people: always trying to shoehorn people into categories so we can pretend we understand humanity. I decided years ago that when someone tells me who they are, I just take them at their word. Lot less effort and better results.
Wouldn’t it be more like Pancakes and Waffles or Spaghetti and Ziti I just feel like the comparison is so random like trying to fit the sky puzzle piece in the ground section
Oh, I think I actually know what this is. It’s some dumb boomer theory about men’s minds wanting every topic in a separate compartment, and women connect all things together.
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*one image search later*
Okay wow I was SO correct.
I remember seeing it on their shelf growing up and being disturbed by it even as a child
It was so popular and all I could think was "no, they are both from Earth."
“EVEN IF YOU PUT SPAGHETTI IN A WAFFLE PRESS, IF YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR STOMACH PUMPED, THE PARAMEDICS ARE GOING TO REPORT IT AS SPAGHETTI !!!!!”
...it isn't, is it.
IS IT NOT???
(although I guess you could just copy/paste the Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus episode)
Women are… like flour with egg and a couple other ingredients for flavor and texture mixed into a more solid dough pressed into a shape and cooked?
And I kind of agree
- men can be enjoyed in the moment but ultimately leave you unsatisfied
- women are italian
That’s all I got.