The best heated weighted blanket. Unless allergic. Then the best and deadliest heated weighted blanket.
Especially the leaden Muffles.
Extra dense. Absorbs mass from the aether.
By way of comparison to the other cats in the clowder, Muffles is pretty light. But I have all the upper body strength of a cooked noodle, so 3 minutes of limp Muffles is more taxing than 3 minutes of a more kinetic kitty in arms.
2 of the cats don’t hold the option on “guest bed during daylight hours”. They refused to trade any share id “laps that form on the couch by the window” or their extra shifts on the top platforms of the cat trees.
Cats negotiate complex contracts with each other.
The re-negotiations are vigorous.
I had a king bed, shared with STBX , dog and sometimes 2 cats. Dog got territorial w the bed until she was asleep. After dog died, cats would only sleep at the foot of the bed. Now, I am in twin and I have 1 cat at me feet and the other curls against my tummy. First time in 4 years she sleeps there
When I was a little kid and my parents were divorced, my dad stayed with his best friend. Whenever I was there for the weekend, I would wake up with a 20+ lb cat on my chest, staring at me because I was rudely in "his spot."
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Especially the leaden Muffles.
Extra dense. Absorbs mass from the aether.
(Also, it was the best heated body pillow.)
I get this sort of nonsense…
I like how soft and warm they are.
If you start on AirBnB and my wife reads this, she'll have us booked in for a week.
And we have 5x of our own!
this post raises a lot more questions than it answers for sure
sadly this is feature can be disabled with the dindins command or optional catnip® add-on
I once stayed overnight at my friends' house, and also wound up with five cats on me, at some point.
I had never even seen two of them, before!
(They weren't random strays or anything - they'd just never come out of my friends' bedroom when anyone was over.)
Best blanket is blanket of cats 💙
I could use a cat brigade today.
Cats negotiate complex contracts with each other.
The re-negotiations are vigorous.
I’m sorry, that’s quite rude, but you tee’d it right up there. 😅
Good for him.
And WHY are they unavailable? Plz advise. Enquiring minds and all that.