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Thanks to the awesome folks @pqubegames.bsky.social I'm giving away 2 digital codes for, Him the Smile & Bloom! Enter to win either 1 Switch code (NA or EU) or 1 Steam code! Giveaway runs from Feb. 28th to March 3rd at 11:59PM ET! Good Luck! 💜 Enter now: gleam.io/IY4Rl/him-th...

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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes

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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

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Letitia and Erden are reunited! The boy who left 7 years ago came back a man, and Letitia gets to see the otherworldly beauty hiding beneath the mask. My Secretly Hot Husband, Vol. 2 releases March 18th, so add a physical copy to your manhwa collection!: buff.ly/3EwxPG2

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Report: Some Small Town Enjoying Last Days Of Anonymity Before Harrowing Tragedy theonion.com/report-...

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Thank you, everyone! Trump’s staff purge at USAID prompted well-wishers to greet terminated workers at the Ronald Reagan Building in Washington. Dismissed employees were allotted 15 minutes to collect their personal belongings.

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U.S. Offers PlatinumPlus Preferred Citizenship

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"The United States Postal Service shall be operated as a basic and fundamental service provided to the people by the Government of the United States, authorized by the Constitution, created by Act of Congress, and supported by the people"

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Happy Black History Month

submitted 8 days ago • 532 comments

Three updates: 1. The Justice Department has deleted a database tracking federal police misconduct. The database was first proposed in 2020 following the police killing of George Floyd.

submitted 8 days ago • 242 comments

Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context theonion.com/trump-s...

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Sometimes we'll get asked "If I have all-electric appliances, do I still need a carbon monoxide alarm?" The answer is always yes. CO sources exist beyond appliances in your home. In this story, the source was a propane-powered concrete saw being used next door. www.pressherald.com/2025/02/19/k...

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Infinity Nikki Brings the World’s Costiest Open World Adventure to Steam Infinity Nikki is coming to Steam!! Infold Games has confirmed that Infinity Nikki, their cozy open-world adventure, will be making its way to Steam. As part of the studio’s ongoing effort to improve the game’s accessibility…

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We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.

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If you’re wondering who the Elon Musk staffers are, the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) has several Musk staffers, including Amanda Scales, Brian Bjelde, Stephen Duarte, Christina Hanna, and Bryanne-Michelle Mlodzianowski.

submitted 10 days ago • 179 comments

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

submitted 11 days ago • 2637 comments

Another example of no matter how well your game performs or how well the team does their jobs, you and your colleagues can still lose your jobs in this industry. Meanwhile, the people in charge will still be raking in cash and go on lavish vacations, or buy their fourth home. What a crock of shit.

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Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air theonion.com/trump-c...

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Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...

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When you come across suspiciously flat, open terrain in Mass Effect 1

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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Note: In 2024 alone, Musk’s enterprises were awarded approximately $3 billion across nearly 100 federal contracts, averaging about $8 million per day.

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Remember that the Trump admin hate masks & constantly downplay Covid & other public health threats JD Vance spearheaded a federal ban on mask mandates. RFK Jr is a notorious Covid minimizer. Wear a respirator. Protect yourself AND send a clear message that you’re not buying what they’re selling

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„Kennedy's record and public statements are alarming. He has a long and chilling track record of promoting debunked anti-vaccine claims and spreading medical misinformation.“ Lawrence Gostin and @michelebgoodwin.bsky.social on RFK Jr.‘s confirmation 🧪

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Just because they confirmed RFK Jr today, I am resharing this good news: No cervical cancer cases detected in vaccinated women following HPV immunisation publichealthscotland.scot/news/2024/ja...

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RFK Jr. has been confirmed, but "Make America Healthy Again" poisons the food movement.

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Never. Forget. Never. Forgive. ✨

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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

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#GalentinesDay

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My mother is mad I won’t visit her. I’ve had to reminder her that once again that I’m Asian because she slept with my Asian dad and I’m not white. I do not feel comfortable going to a small town where I’d be the only Asian in miles when the closest city has ice active.

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Un-fucking-believable! #FuckMusk

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👇🦋💪

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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover theonion.com/mitch-mcconn...

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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout theonion.com/elon-mu...

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PQube Announces the Localization of Him, the Smile & bloom for February 27, 2025 blerdyotome.com/2024/10/29/p...

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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout theonion.com/elon-mu...

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In 2016 the NYT ran multiple front page stories page about the grave national security risk of Hillary Clinton's server. Today's front page, and nary a mention of the successful "plutocratic coup" (said by a sitting House member) or "constitutional crisis (said by a sitting Senator) unfolding

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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network While Supreme Pastor Joel Osteen has fired ballistic missiles off the Gulf Coast before, today marks the first time Lakewood Church has tested nuclear weapons.

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Happy Black History Month to our Black community members! This month and EVERY month is the time to be uplifting and listening to Black voices! Remember Black History is world history, and we must protect it from the people who are trying to erase it. Stand up and with your Black communities!

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🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

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tfw it's still the sixth month of January

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Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’ theonion.com/trump-t...

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They will implode. Believe and perceive it.

submitted 29 days ago • 43 comments