Nobody wants citizenship of a fast regressing 'developing' nation.
I have been here 13 years, took your jobs, married one of your women. TF am I ever applying for citizenship when I'm already a citizen of a more advanced, more free country. 🤣
He's got to ensure there are plenty of oligarchs to get rich off the middle and lower income earners. This just gets more and more ridiculous. Offer citizenship if you invest $5M in what? Trumps' slush fund. This man has no morals nor do the Republicans who keep propping him up. Resist America
They are using the same playbook. Trickle down never worked and basically destroyed the American middle class from a time when America was actually great.
He'll be #1 in my upcoming coffee table book: "Graves to piss on: A travel guide with maps and locations." The ones still living will have a page, but you'll have to fill in the location.
Thank you @theonion.com for reminding us all that no matter how crazy things seem today in our Country, that they always have been, at least to some degree.
…. This article is satire😟 it isn’t supposed to be relatable and believable…! The us is cocked beyond recognition when it just makes the onion articles prophecies
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But does this version come with ads? Is everything I do monitored and tracked to be used against me? If not, then I’ll just stick with Substandard Citizenship my parents gave me.
5 million you get to sleep with Melania, 10 million, you get to fuck Ivanka in the ass while Daddy watches, 20 million you get either Donny or Elon, with a reach around.
After just one year in the club, members can also begin earning extra votes for elections. “Wouldn’t you like to earn up to five bonus votes for the next presidential election?”🤣
This isn’t too satirical when manchild offers residency for $5M. And who has that money? Really primo ‘sophisticated’ individuals. Selling paths to citizenship not by quality of character or skill traits needed here. Friggin grifter
I agree with you, but this Onion piece was from the BEFORE times - 1997 even! It's just that _they_ view distopian sci fi and over-the-top satire as a playbook.
Right? That's part of what made/makes the Onion so good/bad
I remember getting the print version back in the 90s. We would laugh our proverbial backsides off at it, and think "yeah, at least it's not THAT bad. If only we knew they read it without laughing thinking - Yeah, thats what we'll do!
At the beautiful interest rate of 39.99%! Paid to you by the generous taxpayers who wait on your luxurious table. They'll even lick and kiss your feet on special occasions.
Trump said he is starting a program which would offer residency and a path to citizenship for investors who commit at least $5 million to projects in the US. Read more here: https://bloom.bg/41gO7dH
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I have been here 13 years, took your jobs, married one of your women. TF am I ever applying for citizenship when I'm already a citizen of a more advanced, more free country. 🤣
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Sheesh. It's bad enough. 🥺🤪
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People with that kind of money can easily emigrate somewhere decent like New Zealand, not a crumbling country with a bad standard of living.
This smells of haruspicy and witchcraft.
Before times. You had told me 50 years ago it would come to this I wouldn't have believed it. I would've fried one up so we'd both feel better.
I remember getting the print version back in the 90s. We would laugh our proverbial backsides off at it, and think "yeah, at least it's not THAT bad. If only we knew they read it without laughing thinking - Yeah, thats what we'll do!
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lizvh55plk2x
Honestly, you guys gotta stop inadvertently giving them ideas.
https://bsky.app/profile/jpe1974.bsky.social/post/3lj256q4wk22n
Trump said he is starting a program which would offer residency and a path to citizenship for investors who commit at least $5 million to projects in the US. Read more here: https://bloom.bg/41gO7dH
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