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There it is. Literally saying the US and Russia are working together to take away the independence of another country. I'm wondering if any of our press is gonna pick this one up? Seems like headline material?

inaccurate headline. absolutely no proof he welcomed this baby. chances that he's seen this baby longer than how many seconds i looked at the last eclipse are ~4%.

Finally reunited

I’m not really surprised by anything the admin has done, but I expected the vibes to be closer to “private equity stripping a company down for parts” rather than “meth head stripping the walls for scrap metal”

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

'No one saw this coming' is a pretty good reason to fucking fire every single one of these people immediately because I promise you a whole lot of people saw this coming and warned you and they aren't in a position of power like you are. If you're not gonna listen to smart people, then quit.

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

how it started / how it's going

the masculine urge to not make two trips and rupture a biceps tendon

Now that English is the official language of the United States, I look forward to everyone understanding the difference between “your” and “you’re,” “their” and “they’re,” and “to,” “two” and “too.”

i strongly encourage the right-wing dipshits among us to take up a two pack a day smoking habit

Sonny Bono please

woomp there it is

Urbanists in the US, please stop posting on X and informing him of things to destroy.

People assume Andrew Cuomo is tough and A Fighter because he always looks angry and acts weird. Mistaking a total lack of emotional self-regulation and wild, self-destructive spite for Masculine Strength is one of the defining political errors to me. No one even tries to keep it together anymore.

I think the most important things to remember are that Pete Rose is still dead, and Ichiro has more hits than he did.

The impossible leftist purity standards of "don't be a sex monster" and "maybe don't let your political donors kill elderly people in their care while hawking your book about how you solved covid"

Solidly 60% of everything happening in America is just to keep President grandpa from being sad

So, wait. For basically ever, men were earning way more than their female counterparts, and the messaging was that women were "too emotional" or whatever. And the second women start earning more than men, men completely lose their shit and it's a "crisis" "gripping" them? What a bunch of losers.

If he said his pronouns were they in 7th grade, he would’ve been ostracized, ridiculed, and other children’s parents would’ve called for him to conform or get out of the school, but go ahead with your porn fantasy I guess

A classic example of how Google's AI is garbage, it doesn't understand that the Underground Railroad wasn't a literal railroad

baseball which is dying all over the place should get off its fat, lazy ass

I think a lot of bathroom panic stuff has to do with the people panicking inadvertently revealing that they are gross bathroom perverts in a way that has absolutely nothing to do with 99% of people in any group but that the Bill Maher types assume must be true for everyone else

this is what every couple who sits courtside for the miami heat looks like

my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth

Here is the co-founder of Substack blaming its users for seeing Nazis on the platform and then trying to deflect from the fact that Substack revenue shares with Nazis by saying he encounters more extremism here on Bluesky (which doesn't revenue share with Nazis). This is I ndefensible.

Being a fan of authoritarianism is so embarrassing. I'm a little baby who loves being told what to do. Grow up!

Baseball #ImmaculateGrid 699, rarity score 9. Locking in Cool Papa Bell at .1% fucking rules.

Think there are considerably less Nazis on here and that was the main thing bad about the other place, which is at least 40% Nazis on a good day. This place has plenty of annoying people, myself and yourself included, but the Nazis were the thing ruining Twitter, not the basketball fans

“cool, someone should kill him” is a little thought I have upon reading the news several times a day

Pete Rose admitted he raped a child, corked his bats, bet on games in which he was playing, cheated on his taxes, and had a child he refused to admit was his until she was an adult. You can see why Trump is such a fan.

I've seen three different articles on this, because the guy who owns the company that makes this stuff reached out to the press. He's got 400,000 boxes of life-saving goo sitting in a warehouse, and if USAID won't accept it, he's going to have to throw it out.

Since his name is in the news again, here's a short SportsCentury clip about Pete Rose, including Jill Lieber Steeg saying she'd learned that Rose had cheated on his then spouse to have sexual relations w a young high school girl - and had had a child w her who he then refused to acknowledge.

“My country, ‘tis of thee”

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

Brutal.

lol

No one has ever fumbled the bag harder than the app that had a monopoly on the video conferencing and then got cooked by Zoom during the pandemic. In 2019, Skype had 300 million active monthly users.

I’m sorry, but repeating this framing without skepticism is collaborating with your source to mislead your readers. They have been working on humiliating Zelensky and catering to Putin since long before the inauguration. Nothing about this is a response; it’s the plan of an abuser and a charlatan.

ppl getting angry at this but he's talking alliances and he's 100% right- you cannot trust a country where every 4 yrs the foreign policy does a complete 180 & tears up treaties and reneges on deals and withholds payments because some sheep farmers in Wisconsin think too many black women have jobs

This country FALLING OFF THE BONE COOKED!

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

Start loudly reciting the oath of office as a group over and over and over and over until you get arrested