I’m not American but a quick google suggests it covers health care providers and insurers. Not, like, random people gossiping about other people’s aliments.
His grasp of “free speech” seems a bit restrictive
Can always count on someone who calls it “HIPPA” to not understand how HIPAA works. The number of times I have to explain that HIPAA doesn’t stop your mom/ex/kids from posting your medical business on Facebook if you share it with them. They even had to put that warning on the HIPAA release form.
HIPPA is the special law just for him that outlaws asking people how they’re feeling as a matter of polite social interaction. It stands for the Health Information Prick Privacy Act.
I once saw him make a joke about that on Twitter. Swear to God. He was talking about the chain Jack in the Box, for some reason, and he said something along the lines of, "Sounds like what people do at a sperm bank." Everyone was falling all over themselves telling him how clever he was
I would celebrate dump’s suffering. Suffering can bring self-knowledge and personal growth. Not that I’m perfect, but dump needs some self-awareness although I doubt he thinks he needs help.
I just can't comprehend the stupidity required to sit atop the worlds most immense stack of cash scratching your head and wondering "HOW can I make people like me?"
literally he could just fling money from his balcony every day like Henry Sugar and he'd have way more genuinely adoring fans. Shallow, but at least a fairer exchange.
They’re wrong when they say money can’t buy happiness. It can. The thing is that a lot of rich of people clinically cannot be happy. Like Elon and Trump. Power is their substitute. Fucking over others gives them a feeling similar to when normals experience joy.
Money *can't* buy happiness. It can buy stability and security, and those are very important for living a happy life. It can buy experiences and enrichment. But money can't make you someone else. And when, like Elon, you are a hollow man, no amount of it will make you happy or cool.
Money + hard guided work on oneself can buy happiness.
But there aren’t hacks for bypassing the hard work, & no rewards from adoring crowds, so the unhappy who’re surrounded by yes-people can’t be bothered m.
Many people are saying the world's biggest loser of a billionaire might be able to implant fake hair, rearrange his face, and even buy women horses, but no amount of money can make his broken ding dong work again. (I'm not saying that, mind you, but many people sure are.)
I've never felt the interest in bragging about my sex life, even in my young slutty days, but it seems particularly sad to brag about when you're in a position to pay $1 million to every sex worker willing to tolerate you.
No one doubted you could buy a pretense at temporary affection dude.
What infantilizing nonsense is “fren” in place of “friend,” anyway? It reads like it was written by Gollum remembering Sméagol with fondness and admiration and a certain wistfulness.
"fren" in this specific context is basically "fellow [insert any term for antisemitic right winger]". it sounds infantilizing because it's supposed to be - at some point nazis pivoted to using baby talk as dogwhistles in an attempt to bypass reddit moderation
Honestly my favorite part here is where he misspells HIPAA, and also insinuates that the law about preventing disclosure of PHI against someone's consent is somehow relevant to people directly asking questions to them without any breaches of confidence therein?
When all your "friends" are either bought and paid for or just mooching off of you, sometimes you just have to ✨create✨ a good friend to convince yourself that anybody actually loves you.
the kind that spends way too much time socializing with unhappy/ragey teenaged boys who can't understand why when they put the "nice" token IN the girl won't put OUT.
except also it sounds like Musk doesn't actually even *like* sex, which would be fine, except he needs to impress teenage boys.
Why is this guy posting as someone else? It's SO obvious it's him! Is he depersonalized because he's taking too much K? Why hide? Why not speak under your own handle in 1st person? This pathetic jerk isn't fooling anyone.
I don’t think 4chan really “likes” anyone. Hivemind too diverse, too chaotic. A flock of birds at dusk, chasing insects in whatever direction the swarm takes.
Didn't we learn that Elon actually doesn't get much sex? IVF for his kids because he supposedly doesn't have time for sex and also his offering of horses for sex.
I feel like basically any semi-able bodied adult could literally kick his ass - I feel like he'd be someone that wouldn't even fight back, just crumble.
Fascists are vastly inferior people who have spent no time improving themselves and refuse to do so. Instead, they project their own flaws they created for themselves onto minorities for existing. When they call Jews parasites or LGBT people sex predators, it's direct projection of their true selves
Every time I see that Musk is doing crap like this I lose more respect for all CEO's. If he can be CEO of at least 3 companies, be head of a new department in government, and still post this much that says something about how much 'work' CEO's really do. He is a human sock puppet.
Musk is like an inverse Mansa Musa - steals all the money instead of giving gifts, and can’t ever get his hand off his own dick and his mind off himself long enough to explore the world he lives in.
This is the first time I came aware of someone named Donald Trump and all I thought was: ewwww…..about he and Marla. When he emerged again w the Apprentice, I thought: who’d watch that creepy weirdo fake businessman? And when he ran in 2015 I thought: WTAF?!?! No way he can win. And here we are.
And on fucking 4Chan. Shit's sad enough anywhere else like Twitter or Facebook but on the darker corners of the internet? What's next KiwiFarms? 2Chan?
These are my attempt at making sock puppets during the Trump Covid lockdowns to entertain my elderly parents. Frankly, my sock puppets would kick Elons’s sock puppet’s asses.
Per Knowledge Fight, Adrian has chatted with a giddy Alex Jones on air multiple times. AJ was sure it was Musk, the hosts were not, but maybe they were wrong? (The only time, ever) Nice to know such an eminent figure spares time for the good people at Infowars.
How can a person have so much money and still give so many f*cks about what people think about him? He could hire publicists to craft a "most interesting man in the world" persona, but instead he sits around in his Occupy Mars t-shirt tweeting day and night.
He can't buy genuine human connections, and he's been so rich for so long that his ability to form them has probably completely atrophied. Literally the only people in his life who speak to him without a profit motive are anonymous message board randos.
All the decent human beings left 4chan over a decade ago, if I was rich then scarecrow video in Seattle would never need to worry about it's financial future
There are people who had the chance to drown Phony Stark in a toilet in high school and save us all from this. I imagine they’re all quite happy he left South Africa.
When people say "there's no such thing as cringe" Elon is the obvious exception because holy shit he's like a wizard cast a spell on the very concept of cringe and made it flesh.
Dear federal government employees, I am sorry that this guy is now in charge of your workplace.
To protect yourself under the new regime, consider signing off your federal government emails with messages like "Kek you frens later"
not for nothing but is that even the correct usage of “kek” or is this just one of his typical things where he discovers some bit of internet culture ten years too late and then misuses it?
This guy spent $270 million to be handed authority over government reorganization, but with zero Senate approval, background check, or review of obvious conflict of interest. What are we doing here? https://bsky.app/profile/donmoyn.bsky.social/post/3lerc5zm3h22p
Because Senate Dems didn't force Mitch McConnell to do his damn job and get enough GOP Senators (including him) to vote to convict Donald Trump. Instead we got Chris "I want to go home for Valentine's Day" Coons dictating the Senate trial schedule. Fuck everything to hell.
*thinking about being sued* to be clear - this is just allegedly Elon Musk, and some professional reporters should verify if it is actually him. (They probably won't, what with the lawsuits and stuff).
Didn't some people record "Adrian" in a recent spaces spat with Laura Loomer and it was a dead on match for Musk (once he got agitated and the voice changing software glitched 😂)
I'll just say it: this is the one time I will unambiguously, 100% support cyberbullying. I want him to have paid $44bn and not be able to show himself on X without being chased off by relentless mockery.
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His grasp of “free speech” seems a bit restrictive
(IYKYK)
wtf does that mean,
Captain Ketamine?
*terms apply
He’s full on nutter butter
But there aren’t hacks for bypassing the hard work, & no rewards from adoring crowds, so the unhappy who’re surrounded by yes-people can’t be bothered m.
https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Gene-Seed
What a fucking loser
he just wants to use IV to impregnate people
https://bsky.app/profile/donmoyn.bsky.social/post/3lesgxgzm4c2c
Many people are saying the world's biggest loser of a billionaire might be able to implant fake hair, rearrange his face, and even buy women horses, but no amount of money can make his broken ding dong work again. (I'm not saying that, mind you, but many people sure are.)
Who wants some of this?? 😜
No one doubted you could buy a pretense at temporary affection dude.
I’ve seen HIPAA described any number of ways, but never a moral writing. (Spelled various ways too, but I’m occasionally guilty of that 😄)
"You are smart and cool and everybody loves you."
"Why thank you, Polly Prissy Pants? What do you think, Clyde Frog?"
"I think you're a big stupid piece of crap"
"...Ey!"
(Ref "Eat the rich".)
Elon is basically stating "I'm a Nazi, just like you, please like me."
It is better that Elon has a sock puppet than a dog. I would feel sad for such a dog.
https://www.kron4.com/news/national/donald-trump-was-listed-63-215-lbs-here-are-the-athletes-that-have-the-same-height-and-weight-as-trump/
...which will be an awful, unnecessary, inexcusable outrage...
...
...um...I'm waiting...
except also it sounds like Musk doesn't actually even *like* sex, which would be fine, except he needs to impress teenage boys.
He isn't going to last the year.
also he says he wants to buy it he says. I hope he does.
This has to be some sort of Rosebud-level humiliation kink.
https://thespectator.com/topic/real-adrian-dittmann-not-elon-musk-x-account-fiji/
https://bsky.app/profile/crimew.gay/post/3lewohxyyn226
Absolute gibberish, not the law either, and it’s HIPAA - not HIPPA - to boot. What a tool.
Meta? Truth Soc? TicToc?
Nope. It'll be 4chan.
Elmo could never become the most heroic version of himself, because there isn't one.
John Miller:
https://fortune.com/2016/05/18/donald-trump-fake-names/
https://fortune.com/2016/05/18/donald-trump-fake-names/
I never met one I liked.
HOW DO YOU DO MY FELLOW KIDS
🤣🤣🤣
The Free Market: okkies
Delete twitter, open BlueSky account, never look back.
TWRM: I told you to post positive stuff, not to flee my site!
To protect yourself under the new regime, consider signing off your federal government emails with messages like "Kek you frens later"
https://bsky.app/profile/donmoyn.bsky.social/post/3lerc5zm3h22p
Tyranny.
The only problem is that "Dittman" is massively more coherent than "Musk."
During the first Trump admin, I started following a variation of Occam's razor that says "the stupidest" in leu of simplest.
Not sure where that leads here.
(This is totally Elon.)