I can't pretend to know anything about this, but my wife looked at her makeup and threw up a little in her mouth. Not Habba's mouth...that would have been even weirder.
The bar is responsible for letting you leave drunk (over served).
The bar is also held responsible for serving under age even if the minor used a fake ID.
Why dont we hold the company accountable for this??
The lady on the left will scream at me for her latte being too hot and throw it on me, the guy on the right has an 8 year old kid he hasn't potty trained because he's too busy playing a fps from 20 years ago.
The guy in the middle would help me move my new washer in just because.
Remember that Alina Abba is bosom buddy with human trafficker Andrew Tate. The message this carefully staged photo sends (notice the guy with the fake beard) is “white people putting black people in their proper place.”
It's supposed to be an "on the beat" candid photo but it's shot in portrait mode. Your brain knows better so it seems uncanny, and you like it to being AI generated.
Photo editing software also allows the user to smooth the image and remove noise using AI (not the same as an AI-created image) and a heavy hand on that can result in a photo that looks retouched or resembles AI.
It reminds you of AI because AI images copy photography techniques like shallow depth of field (blurry background), perfect exposure, nice angle to the sun, and the subject looking straight at the lens. The officer at left is also wearing weirdly heavy makeup which creates an uncanniness akin to AI.
The lighting is... Odd. And it's weird that the words and Amazon logo are *so* perfect and clear. But none of the usual hallmarks of AI, at least not to my eye, it's more likely bad/overactive photo editing.
I had the same thought mainly because the lawyer's makeup is insane for her little storm trooper cosplay, plus the writing on their vests looks weird, but that might be because they're brand new with no dirt or wear.
The reason it feels like AI is because there is no 3rd layer. There is only 2 layers and no transition between the two. Just in focus and super out of focus. It can happen with short tele lenses at wide apertures. Also the bokeh looks like Adobe's fake bokeh or a newer smartphone, which us AI anyway
Also the lighting feels like it's coming from 3 different directions at many different levels of intensity. It's like they masked the people in the front layer and brightened them, then applied a universal darkening layer to the background.
That's the power of cameras these days. They do a lot of lighting "fixing" automatically.
It's also the problem with TV and movies. Everything gets shot to capture footage like this to make CGI or regular editing easier. Then they don't add any lighting. Ends up feeling fake.
I thought this was AI on first glance. Her right hand (left side) is out of focus and the sliver of her left hand is odd, too. There's a lot of weirdness going on in this photo. Looks like there may be some signs of photoshopping and/or faux out-of-focus bokeh-y background
I mean, yeah for models in a photo shoot, but it doesn’t really convey a real life feeling to me
Overproduced, maybe? I don’t like things that make me pull a David After Dentist. “Is this real life?”
So was arrested for allegedly shooting a cop trying to arrest him.
Interesting how that very different from the sting operation description of gang members and pedos, almost like they are trying to suggest something. 🖕🏿🖕🏾🖕🏽
And even if he did shoot a cop, so what. They kill hundreds. To bad so sad.
True, but to be fair you know neither of the pigs on the left and right would ever ride the subway, they're driving into Manhattan in fucking hummers and F150s every day
Oh, there were plenty of finance bros manspreading on the 2/3 with their purty manicures and giant watches… and me gripping the hanging strap trying not to bonk them in the head with my belly. Fuckers.
Honestly, I was fine standing. I had no expectations otherwise, but noticed over the last couple of months of pregnancy that it was always, always (n=25?) a black man or kid offering his seat from the middle of the train car. Sometimes women, but never white men.
Ah yes, the white man's burden – stalwartly holding his seat despite a pregnant person standing right in front of him, just in case Charles Manson is paroled and needs to sit down.
And I say this as a very, very white man. (Wait, did I take my Vitamin D this morning???)
Certainly they took more than one photo, right? Certainly not every one has the main guy so perfectly set-off from his captors in both colour and lighting that he has an aura of a halo? Certainly he's not so disarmingly handsome and self-assured in each? Why? Why would you choose this one?
Did they intentionally set this up to make him look like a fucking action hero? You could throw this in a movie trailer and even the biggest bootlicker in the world would instantly recognize the cops as the bad guys.
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The dog killer spent more time on hair and makeup and less on, oh, say the Rights of the accused. When her day on the docket comes ( I can't afford a 50K watch and have been gainfully employed for years) she will get more rights than she deserves.
😂👍
Hair extensions, check. Full face lift, check. Lip injections, check. Happy Hooker makeup pallet, check. Breast augmentation fit for porn, check. Vacant simpering expression, check. Yikes, I cannot tell them apart!
At least when Noem does cosplay she is actually the head of that agency. Prosecutors don't need to do photo ops to pretend that they are taking people into custody.
Are you fucking kidding me? An Amazon sub-contractor? Some guy probably working his ass off for minimum wage? The contractor hired him probably did a decent enough job w due diligence to make sure the worker is legit. To include his picture with a description of people as “…pedos…”
There's apparently a thing called Mar-a-lago face now that all of these horrible women are doing. It's so creepy and they don't even care it makes them interchangeable.
Why is Yabba Dabba Doo in a BS picture like this? These pictures of those idiots decked out like they're special forces is repulsive. There's nothing honorable about any of them, no integrity, just pretending.
Twenty-two agents from the US Marshals, Immigration and Customs Enforcement and local law enforcement were joined by Habba — President Trump’s former attorney.
All to bring in one local criminal?
Probably not even a criminal.
If you look closely, that's an Amazon jacket, presumably he worked for Amazon.
He probably lost his immigration status, and ICE has quotas they have to fill...
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No idea who is in the middle there, but this photo makes him look amazing.
"Kamala never worked at McDonald's!!" and then he sees how fries are made for the first time in his life
EVERYTHING they do is a lie and everything they are is too
The bar is also held responsible for serving under age even if the minor used a fake ID.
Why dont we hold the company accountable for this??
slipped into Luigi's sock said?
♫"Alina Habba, Alina Habba, 🎶 Imma gonna give you candy."?
Right ?
The guy in the middle would help me move my new washer in just because.
Everything’s performative with the instagram crowd…
😬
This one time,
In race war camp
Also, every time I see a conservative woman cosplay like this I always think of Michael Dukakis in the tank.
And nothing in the background is clear or recognizable
It's also the problem with TV and movies. Everything gets shot to capture footage like this to make CGI or regular editing easier. Then they don't add any lighting. Ends up feeling fake.
Overproduced, maybe? I don’t like things that make me pull a David After Dentist. “Is this real life?”
Interesting how that very different from the sting operation description of gang members and pedos, almost like they are trying to suggest something. 🖕🏿🖕🏾🖕🏽
And even if he did shoot a cop, so what. They kill hundreds. To bad so sad.
Fleece - $35 Target
Jeans - $60 Levi
And I say this as a very, very white man. (Wait, did I take my Vitamin D this morning???)
(I’m sorry for sexualizing someone under arrest by a fascist government, that last part is still bad despite him being so hot)
"Good work, Alina-"
"We picked the sexiest one in town, and did us up clearly looking like the bad guys, just like you said"
"What"
I was already gonna side with him, now I want to be his friend
https://nypost.com/2025/04/02/us-news/teen-bloods-gang-member-nabbed-by-feds-nj-cops-with-alina-habba-in-tow/
That image still seems different than the rest, but it is likely the framing/focus
Also this looks like a trailer for a Hulu drama
Hair extensions, check. Full face lift, check. Lip injections, check. Happy Hooker makeup pallet, check. Breast augmentation fit for porn, check. Vacant simpering expression, check. Yikes, I cannot tell them apart!
(No)
Are we recognizing that Amazon is an organized crime syndicate now?
?
man i hope
someone sues her pants off.
Will she and Noem end up Jello wrestling before this nightmare is over?
Noem - 53 years old
Habba - 41 years old
This is a performance, a straight up performance.
It's a look I like to call "I'm middle aged and screaming for the attention of incels"
All to bring in one local criminal?
If you look closely, that's an Amazon jacket, presumably he worked for Amazon.
He probably lost his immigration status, and ICE has quotas they have to fill...
Good look for oligarch amazon too.