New in PN: AG Bondi demands Rep. Crockett apologize for aggravated mean to Elon

"What does the AG *do* all day? What's her actual job? Prior ones dealt with serious national security issues & took pains to convey that they were dispensing justice fairly. This one goes on Fox and yells about Tesla."

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HER actual job is to be “photogenic”, appear on the right media, and to get the kind of people she appeals to to nod in agreement without engaging their ability to think for themselves.
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I never thought that the modern not-see regime would consist primarily of thin-skinned, baby-men.
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Tesla is more important than the next school shootings
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Is Bondi the admin. spokesperson or something? Why is she always on TV? https://youtu.be/qawWM9Uag-I
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She doesn't know what her job is. She's unqualified to do anything.
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Keep it up Jasmine
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She's basically Trump and Musk's personal attorney and another de facto Fox News talking head.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dumb Blondie
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No
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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She is a professional dog walker
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I believe she takes Tulsi out for a daily walk.
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My only advice to Ms. Crockett is to stop pulling everyone’s hair in the sandbox. Just hit them really hard with the other the toys near by.
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For clarification purposes, real toys would be the plastic shovel - not anything else.
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Big Sister is watching you.
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she had a rough upbringing
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That bitch still owes us for throwing two national elections for George W Bush.
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Bondi is not qualified for this job! All I hear hear her doing is blaming Democrats for everything. An AG is not suppose to pick sides and bark about everything. Totally unqualified!
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To be fair it takes time for the Aardman animators to re-sculpt her face between interviews. Who knew Nick Park was MAGA?
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Don’t we have better things for the AG to be doing?
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Well these new Dt representatives needs to actually go to work vs trying their case on tv
What poll wins the poll rating
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too much bleach for blondi's hair has gone into her brain
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👊🇺🇸🔥
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Bondi: Shut The Fuck Up! Jeez, you lame-ass.
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*

Remember,

it was 77 million Americans

that voted this insane

“reality show”

into office.

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Hey @repjasmine.bsky.social tell Bondi to FUCK OFF, nothing illegal about that
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Pam Bondi needs to investigate the ILLEGAL WAR CHAT. Why are high level officials using an unauthorized/unsecured app to communicate sensitive/classified information? Why are they ignoring laws about preserving official communications and laws about maintaining national security?
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These absolute IDIOTS are endangering service members AND national security.

It is illegal and unacceptable.

Every person in a position of power that participated should resign or be fired IMMEDIATELY.
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Fuck her and the maga double standard
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Oh come on guys. She's just reading the lines Tramp gives her. No intelligence or integrity required.
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How about Musk police for calling Social security a Ponzi scheme and cutting and trying to destroy it.
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Oh, I would apologize.

I would make a big deal of it.
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It’s all Trump’s reality show. Bondi was cast in the role of AG. She is propagandizing - exactly what Trump hired her to do. That’s true of Hegseth, the numbskull playing Press Sec,et al.
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A meme? Now they care about memes? 🤦🏽‍♂️😅
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It’s all about putting the black woman in her place and teaching her a lesson. Bondi is just a racist.
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she and kristi noem (who shot her dog and goats in front of her kids) are competing on who is the best TV actress - now both have tweets ‘domestic terriorists) at Tesla’s will be prosecuted so they both have same talking points too- so now we have about 9 agencies on the Tesla ‘criminals’ 🤣

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Fuck this vapid treasonous cunt Bondi!
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Remember when Merrick Garland was on msnbc 10x a day talking about all the shit he was gonna do to the rump admin? Me neither.
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She will never do that
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Is blondie bondi gonna make republicans who call abbott “hot wheels” apologize? Otherwise, she should sit her ass down and stfu.
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AG Barbie
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Wow we couldn't get Garland to address us at all for assurance, now we know because he wasn't doing shit, and this bitch is on TV all day? What's she going to do, press charges because Abbott got his fee fees hurt?
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I'm sure #Bondi is busy investigating rampant perjury by senior WH officials yesterday.
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She’s on that network every. Damn. Day. Completely unqualified. C=JD apparently. Stetson University School of Law??
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Trump clearly picked people he could play puppet with.
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I am expecting an EO proclamation of Elon Musk Day followed by a law with strict penalties to prohibit anyone from hurting Elon’s feelings
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Fuck Pam Bondi. Who cares what she wants.
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The Trump "Fox interviewee" cabinet never fails to disappoint. These people care about being on TV and talking about nonsense than protecting the USA's national security secrets.
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“I’ll apologize when the rapist apologizes to E. Jean Carroll.”

-Rep Jasmine Crockett
-Gov Janet Mills
-Vladimir Zelenskyy
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-Khashoggi’s Ghost
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Bondi is the female version of Trump
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Pam's looking peaked.
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Okay, after elon apologizes to every single person he has offended since 1/20/25. F her.
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And Trump.
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who knew musk still likes to play with barbie dolls

mommie dearest
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Like all law enforcement, her job is to protect the wealthy.

Just the wealthy.
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Pol Pot Pam is more worried about the richest man in the world’s feelings than she is about asylees being shaved & shipped off to an El Salvador slave labor camp without due process.
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Pam Bondi is a cunt , plain and simple. She and dogebag are a great match. This shit isn't funny any more. We really need to cleanse these dirt bags from the hall of our government
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Maybe she is loving him too much.
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She and the rest of the clown cabinet do not represent the nation.
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Leaked AG schedule:
0800: Daily stand-up w/DOJ SLT+Satan via SVTC
0830: Fitness time; 15 reps unholy levitation+10 mins inverted hang
0900: Grievance retro (Elon lead)
0930: Executive time
0945: Unhinge jaw, swallow 4 whole virgin goats
1000: Fox interview
1030: Chant circle

Just goes on like that
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What's with the freaking apology demands... 😒
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I demand you apologize for your post….. immediately. 😁🤣😜😁🤣😜🤪
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Awww, did Muck get his feeling hurt?
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No better example of an unprofessionalism than disclosing on a propaganda channel, a threat? It smells of corruption to such an extent that people will ignore its meaning.
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Hey, head law enforcement officer? What about all the fraud, corruption, and incompetence going on every single day? Not a First Amendment, right?
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Bondi spends more time on FOX than she does in her AG office.
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Thank goodness.
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Both have the look….did I poop 4 days ago or 3…..ugghhh
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Pam Bondi acts worse than a 12 y/o little girl.
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This is the result of appointing someone who is clearly not qualified for the job, much like Trump and the rest of this administration.
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Crockett should just charge her with corruption.
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That stupid AG needs a slap to the face with a Potomac river carp!
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Let me guess what Rep. Crockett will say.......No.
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Ha! Pam and Maria are a joke. Rep Crockett doesn't have to apologize to anyone. This administration needs to apologize to the entire world for their chaos, cruelty, corruption, and criminality.
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Time for Jasmine Crockett to drop the Bourne Ultimatum line....'Get some rest Pam, you look tired'
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Well it’s better than her prior work in Florida playing right tackle to Roger Stone’s bareback. Ooh shite I meant quarterback.
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She’s busy all day in a group chat with loomer and that weird guy from Malaysia
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Awww, who knew that those right wing bullies were so sensitive ?
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Her job is to squash opposition to the regime. Where have I seen that before. Oh right...
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Roland Freisler, Judge President of the Nazi People's Court. Was killed during an air raid when the courtroom collapsed around him.
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Wirmer (20July trials) told Nazi judge, Roland Freisler: "If I am hanged, the fear will be yours, not mine." Friesler scoffed at him: "You'll be in hell soon". Wirmer replied: "It will be a pleasure if you follow me there quickly." (as far as I remember it was a luftschutzraum near the courtroom)
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And what about all those aggravated means from Elon?

I haven't been on Xitter for awhile - but I definitely remembering Elon shitposting all day a steady stream of attacks and insults.
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Ag on fox. Ffs do your job and stay off of tv
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Yeah….she’s on FOX. A LOT.
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Was that Attack Plans or War Plans🤔🙄🤦🏽‍♀️
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Fuck her
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Don't, she will like it.
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Not even with your dick, my friend
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Thank you I don't want my dick anywhere near that cunt.
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These people were hired *specifically* to go on Fox News and run optics. None of them has any real experience in govt; their only qualifications are 1) loyal to Trump 2) willing to go on TV and sell the narrative, and 3) in Bondi's case, blonde.
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She gets a briefing every morning from Trump on what he wants her to do
She works for him and that’s it
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We have seen & heard AG Barbie more than we ever saw any other AG & we are only 8 weeks in. Holy 💩‼️
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Maybe the Justice Dept should focus on potential mishandling of classified info on #Signal & vigorously investigate rather than trying to ride a #Tesla.
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Ebony and ivory are not together in perfect harmony!
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Corrupt *and* a publicity hound.
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AG is auditioning for a permanent spot on FOX. Pays better than AG. Seriously, she is acting more like a press secretary than an AG.
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Fuck this bitch too!
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Notice what lying constantly does to a woman's face?
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They age like spoiled milk
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Then they get fillers and Botox to complete the transition
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Indeed!
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Yeah, no one he put in charge actually does their job, they just go on FOX and yell about things or take selfies in different outfits. They can't actually do the jobs he gave them because they are too stupid.
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She’s gonna be waiting a long time for that! Like forever!
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The women in Felon47's world are beards, they make it look like he hires women. They shout and look good (except for MTG) and hold the title, but you can bet that men are calling the shots. That's why they can be on TV all day or be running around getting photo ops in costumes.
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This is exactly why Dems like Schumer cower. They are afraid to be on Bondi’s list. This is going to happen to every out spoken Dem. So you need to know that and still lead or resign. Cowards aren’t needed now.
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Tenacious b
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She’s the deputy Press Secretary.
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Crockett to Bondi: LOL GFY!
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These are not serious people.
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I want an apology from all of those fucking cult members who voted for this deranged loser.
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She should be ashamed that as the federal AG she has been demoted to little more than a Tesla cheerleader. Does she seriously know so little about black women that she thinks she’s going to be able to intimidate Rep Crockett? (Last question was rhetorical…)
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No way!!!
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I don't think Crockett has anything to worry about. Bondi is too busy trying to line up her future job at Fox News
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They are all liars in the swirling vortex of Fox/Twitter-X hellscape, the whole lot of them.
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I hope Jasmine tells her to go fuck herself.
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This one is a real beauty
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Aww, Florida Barbie. Lower your expectations, she's definately a DEI hire.
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The funniest part of this pathetic show is Elona Muskett needing a woman to protect him from the “mean” people…I can hear him crying from here.
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Fuck Barbie
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More cosplay--this one as police instead of military...
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She worthless
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Yeah, doesn't she have a ton of names to redact from the Epstein files?
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The whole Trump administration is nuts! Loyalty over competence, Trump over sanity.
By the way: Elon never was elected and therefore is to be considered deep state and swamp!
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They are all actors. It’s like one horrific never-ending play that has the stupidest plot imaginable. While they play act on their Fox News stage the US burns. And they don’t seem to care one tiny bit that there isn’t an actual serious person in charge of anything.
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Bondi needs to apologize to America for her bad rouge job. She makes Bartiromo look good, and that ain't easy.
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Crockett had better not apologize!! Other than tearing this Country apart?? Musk is a total moron and I have no idea what BONDI does!! Other than demand things?? I remember REAL AGs.. She's absolutely nothing like those people were!!! She never will be!!
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Her job is to be pretty and say idiotic things. That was her qualification for the job.
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Early morning? Her eyes aren’t yes as *ripe as they usually are
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Suck it up buttercup
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🖕🖕🖕🤪 blondi
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In her defense, she doesn't have the intellectual capacity for anything more complicated so she is doing her best
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All consumed with power she seems to think is hers forever.
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She’s just another trump fluffer!
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Do not do it Congresswoman Crockett - but you won't - you actually have some fight in you - that makes one out of ...... how many dem lawmakers are there? @repjasmine.bsky.social
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She's motivating me to go to a Tesla dealer and protest against Musk.
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In other words ... How dare you criticize the naked emperor's new clothes.
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Bondi has nothing better to do?
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At least half the people in this administration need to be asked this.
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I hope she tells her to take a flying fvk off the tallest building!
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Shouldn't the rat's feefees come under the jurisdiction of the NIH, and not the DoJ? And is the entire cabinet on ketamine?
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I demand Bondu apologize for being a dumb bitch and a waste of tax payer money and probably give bad blow jobs. Bondu is a disgrace.
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F()¢&; her, her boss, Elon, Putin, and all the rest of them.
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She drops lawsuit against DonOld for Campaign $$$$
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She has too much time on her hands, that’s for sure. When you’ve given up on prosecuting (checks notes) criminals and miscreants, what’s a girl to do with her day. Who hasn’t thought about calling into Fox News while the chile cooks?
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You know, it just hit me. In pictures, I can barely tell the difference between Pam Bondi and the Leavitt girl who talks for trump.
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I demand Pam Bondi take a shower. She reeks of corruption.
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F U, bleach blonde,
cocaine nose job
Butch body bitch.
No Dem rep should ever apologize until Donald apologizes & admits he’s a rapist/insurrectionist compromised by Putin & a well known Slimy daughter lusting perv who bought a teen beauty pageant while hanging out with Epstein. #NoApologies
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Do not apologize to Bondi.
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Here's a video of Pam Bondi calling out Merrick Garland for not releasing the Epstein Files.

Notice that she's demanding that Garland release ALL the files ... not SOME of the files, and not later .. NOW.

Visual aids are included to help remind you why the Epstein Files haven't been released yet.
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God willing, she'll tell Pam Bondi to go fuck herself
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'bleats' about Tesla

Considering Musk is currently buying votes in Wisconsin and attempting to rig the election, girlfriend needs to get her ass moving and do her job, or resign.
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Meh. Trump made being mean mainstream. Welcome to mainstream
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No
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Pam Bondi is the physical embodiment of every white woman that has ever demanded to speak to the manager.
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Bimbo spews her BS and IQ goes down by the seconds. Elon is the most despised man on the globe. Fact!
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Nope
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Hey Legally Blonde Barbie… N E V E R going to happen.
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The Fuck Your Feelings party always want an apology for something
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I agree
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If you’re on Fox every day, you’re not doing your job and not taking it seriously.
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She is a fake, who only does what the highest payer wants!
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She having a “ thing” with Leon? She the next baby machine ?
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She needs to be better utilizing "please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets describing what you accomplished last week and cc your manager." Or I guess if Trump is her direct manager this is probably what he does have her focused on.
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I think she fills her days with binder making and design. It’s like scrapbooking but you don’t use a Cricket Machine.
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Blondie was the enforcer for Ronnie’s desires when she was in FL at taxpayer expense. Now she is the personal attorney for a private businessman at taxpayer expense.
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Personal attorney for a mob boss
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Just another incompetent clown in the clown car.
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Bondi can suck a fcuk!
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Bondi’s actions seem really weird and unserious. Almost like an ongoing, bad Saturday Night Live skit.
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I'll do it for her. Fuck you traitorous corrupt POS!
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Tell her to F off. Literally. 🙄
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She might be the worst of the J6ers
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She might be the worst of the J6ers
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Certainly the worst living female J6er in federal office. 😐
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Maybe miss bondi missed what the 10 commandments said.

#8….. I mean, common p B*tch, you wear that hunk of prophetic junk around your neck like youre some kinda holy woman hahahaha WHAT A JOKE!
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As far as I can tell, Pam Bondi is the regime's spokesperson outside of the WH.

And that's all she does is threaten Americans.
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Pam Bondi is an evil and incompetent skank.
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That was unfair to kindergarten teachers....I should have said NAZI kindergarten teachers.
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What is with this " apology" thing? Are we being led by a bunch of kindergarten teachers, bad ones at that?
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Pam Bondi, grow up.
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The host looks like she can turn her head 360 degrees
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😅
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And don’t forget, #takedowntesla 👍
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Paper straw patrol seems to be a big part of her workday.
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So the “free speech” party doesn’t have one care about free speech
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That's Pamela Jo Bondi for you...
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Trump pick was due to him associating her with:
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He wants all of his cabinet on the airwaves at all times.

He wants a show, with him as the occasional decider.
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Screw her.
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Time for action, there’s been enough words.

"He who acts to save his country from tyranny, domestic terrorism, Project 2025, and radical right wing criminals, violates no laws.”
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She acts like she would rather be the US equivalent of the Speaker of the House who gets to determine who's turn it is to speak and can caution when someone is out of line. Literally a million miles away from the job of being AG.
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Wait. Was more expected from these clowns? 🤡
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Remember when it was a scandal when the president talked to the AG at the airport?
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Can that blonde Nazi bitch go fuck off already. She is the most worthless and stupid AG in the nation’s history. She got the job only because she looks like Trump’s daughter he wants to fuck and she likely did Trump too.
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She is just kissing her orange Julius ass!
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What is an aggravated mean?
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Somebody find her a job description
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Garland took pains to slow walk investigations in to Trump and justify why going hard after Hunter was important while protecting Republicans who tried to end US democracy. Different priorities
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Pam Blondi is a hack
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We can’t be disappointed by Bondi’s behavior; we expected it.

But fuck Merrick Garland please!
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I think the thing is that she’s supposed to do mostly nothing.

Because to do anything substantial would mean to handle illegalities and that would mean looking inside the house.
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Hey Pam! She'll apologize when President Donny does. How many times did Donny insult disabled people?
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☝🏼👌🏼💯
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For all of Merrick Garland's faults, at least he wasn't on TV all day with his insecurities hanging out all over the place.
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No, he just failed America in the most egregious way imaginable! It’s because of garland and Biden that we have Trump. Their institutionalist BS was not what we needed. Instead of fighters, we had George Fucking Bailey. They can both fuck all the way off.
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That's a conversation for another day. My comment was about Bondi. She's an insecure propagandist with a fetish for displaying her weakness. Every. Damn. Night. On. Fox. News.
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Fair enough. You are correct. We hardly ever saw him.
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And this is why I follow you 😍
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I bow my head and tip my hat to you.
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What bunch of Woke Karen’s
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Ooooooops!

TOUCHED A RAW NERVE?

Never get between Ms Whiplash and her 'favourite' (most lucrative) paying client/customer/service user!
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