suddenly realizing i might have a Type, hmu if you’re a smart sex freak and petty bitch thats responsible for creating either the world or life and have a (problematic) kid
serious answer I worship Aphrodite so fucking her is either high praise or sacrilegious, so to be safe I’ll pick Eurydice or maybe like Persephone? If Hades is chill with it, I respect tf outta him
I mean, if we believe Jesus expierenced the plathereau of human ecpierence all at once in his agony in the garden of Gasthemane I'm already fucking Him so.
I mean, the clear answer is Thetis. She was clearly DTF, and since she's destined to bear a child greater than their father, Zeus will actively encourage other suitors. By all accounts a good partner, I feel like she's the clear choice.
My first inclination is to say Athena but I don't think she'd go for me and also I'd rather just hang out with her. I'll say Zeus because I know for a FACT it'd be a good story, in a way most of the other Olympians wouldn't
Do NOT FUCK APOLLO if you want to live (I know that's not a reliable assumption here, but still)
very bad track record with the twinks he keeps
the other two would be awesome tho, I think I'd lean Dionysus since he's canonically genderfucky & would probably be skilled at hurling slurs like discus
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suddenly realizing i might have a Type, hmu if you’re a smart sex freak and petty bitch thats responsible for creating either the world or life and have a (problematic) kid
*it’s more complicated than that (gender amirite) and trans isn’t really applicable to their followers but its the best way to convey it in one skeet
Dionysus is a close second and Hera might be underrated in this arena
i can't make up my mind @.@'
(also they are the god and goddess of erotic love and sexual pleasure, to whom the kama sutra is dedicated)
and possibly shiva
Which thanks to estrogen is like twice as fast as I can
Or yog sothoth
very bad track record with the twinks he keeps
the other two would be awesome tho, I think I'd lean Dionysus since he's canonically genderfucky & would probably be skilled at hurling slurs like discus