SCOOP: Mike Johnson's chief-of-staff was arrested on a DUI charge after Trump's speech at the Capitol last night. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con... - ThreadSky

Lucky for him, you might be thinking, Jan. 6 organizer Ed Martin is the interim U.S. Attorney for DC, so case closed.

Unfortunately for him, DUIs are one of the few crimes you can (allegedly) commit as an adult that are prosecuted by someone DC voters elected.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/speaker-mike-johnson-chief-staff-arrested-dui-charge-trump-speech-rcna194986

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standtall22.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Another DUI hire.

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tgf6anth.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Arrest him!

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pj1304.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Makes you wonder if Johnson is monitoring the right vices.

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algerianhiss.bsky.social•13 hours ago

This is so unfair for the Soros funded police to do this

I hope he gets off and sues the shit outta DC police

/s

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alivenkicking.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Don’t worry Trump will pardon him.

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nyccriminaldefense.bsky.social•16 hours ago

🍾

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am-mccarthy.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Someone will be pressured though
See: Tina Peters

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peakingsassy.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Also unfortunate for him, the “But it was Mardi Gras!” defense doesn’t apply in DC.

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gj2blu.bsky.social•11 hours ago

How soon before Trump issues him a pardon …¿?

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ryanjreilly.com•15 hours ago

Mike Johnson tweeting about DUIs yesterday:

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nbnsr.bsky.social•14 hours ago

What are the chances he gets any type of sentence? These folks are exempt from the same laws that would revoke our driver's license, give us a few days in jail, a fine and weekend work force for a few months. Justice for thee, not for me.

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stevenmatheson.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Correction, only DUIs by Immigrants are bad. Apparently.

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feralforestgoat.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Or DUIs by DEIs

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nosln.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I call BULLSHIT

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donnasamoyloff.bsky.social•15 minutes ago

Who do you call bullshit on, please?

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fwroregon.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Interesting left image is from Bing. Right is from google. Both used the same search tagline. Hmm

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photoline.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Christians: the other road kill.

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chipfortson.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I guess that makes Hayden Haynes an illegal citizen.

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goonanc.bsky.social•14 hours ago

them damn immigrants and their damn drinking!! I'll bet the Haynes case goes away!! #JusticeForMeButNotForThee

fuck right off Mike Johnson ( or perhaps jerk right off, so your son will know)

#MAGAt

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mimi828.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Honoring Wesley’s death one MAGA drunk at a time. Our current reality is much more dramatic than any movie.

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frankriveramar1.bsky.social•14 hours ago

He doesn’t have the alcohol accountability app for his staffers?

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andyc300.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Oh. That's a lovely one.

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feralforestgoat.bsky.social•13 hours ago

No worries Felon 47 wîll pardon him

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smitty-76.bsky.social•12 hours ago

What does he say today??

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yesthatstevengrant.bsky.social•13 hours ago

So if your husband's killed by a native-born legal resident drunk driver, you're unworthy of notice?

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pj1304.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Irony is dead.

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honeybdg.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Nerve of him, the despicable hypocrite. One of the j 6ers(Erica Hernandez)killed a mother, injured her husband in a DUI. Not a peep frm the degenerates over this.

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honeybdg.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Thanks

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usmcwizard.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Wonder what he would have said if his chief-of-staff had killed someone? Oh, wait, I know - he didn't mean to hurt anyone and it's all Biden's fault anyway.

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palpableconcern.bsky.social•13 hours ago

ICYMI

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/speaker-mike-johnson-chief-staff-arrested-dui-charge-trump-speech-rcna194986

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jwton.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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nicegitch.bsky.social•11 hours ago

DUH

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twilight-time.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Demonizing brown immigrants is the goal.

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hartleyispissed.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Terrible users.

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spirit-dreamer.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Ummmm… sooooooo…. Yeah. 🤔🤨

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dell.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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missingthept.bsky.social•14 hours ago

https://bsky.app/profile/missingthept.bsky.social/post/3ljo6wbekvx2b

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blockhead92.bsky.social•12 hours ago

MAGA morality is famously flexible 😂😂😂

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georgiabluedevil.bsky.social•14 hours ago

This was the gif I immediately thought of.

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hotel-putingrad.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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iconoplasty.bsky.social•15 hours ago

One does not honor the dead by scapegoating innocents. Quite the opposite.

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boozegetsmethrough.bsky.social•15 hours ago

It wasn't the DUI he took issue with

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kimoco.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Son of a

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jjtubs65.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I'm sure he'll use his (bullshit) faith, as a way to exonerate this asshat.
#FakeChristian
#CorruptSpeaker

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bronxboy56.bsky.social•12 hours ago

So this is how the GOP honors this widow and her husband. Great job Mikey.

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diamonddeb87.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Irony lost in this timeline

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karmasdad.bsky.social•3 hours ago

They honored him so hard... They are literally drunk with power.

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gblosser.bsky.social•13 hours ago

What a coincidence.

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coloradogirlspeaks.bsky.social•13 hours ago

He’s a friggin disgrace and by his own religious standards, headed straight to hell.

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newbluehawk.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Thats one way to honor the widow and her daughter!!!

Mike Johnson - out of the box thinker

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andyc300.bsky.social•14 hours ago

The only way this could have been more peak MAGA is if he slammed a bus full of orphans over a cliff onto a basket of kittens and survived.

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cowchaser24.bsky.social•14 hours ago

How about if you are on the federal payroll and you get a dui you get fired?

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bertsayswoof.bsky.social•13 hours ago

That’s how it would be for most people with a security clearance

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bluememe.bsky.social•14 hours ago

As is well known, only undocumented immigrants drive drunk.

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wxgrl.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He thought it was a *celebration* of life so he got hammered. Just a misunderstanding

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ohcanadienne.bsky.social•14 hours ago

OH THAT IS RICH…..

The cheek!

Wonder what he’ll say today….

Jesus saves?

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chrisbflo4.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Are there any Oscars left over? Cuz magic Mike is one of the greats.

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ejanice295.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Oh, the irony!

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danylwms.bsky.social•13 hours ago

The states with the highest number of DUIs isn’t teeming with immigrants sir…

And FYI DC has the lowest rate of DUI fatalities.
Yep, chocolate city.

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kccab.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I guess Speaker Johnson is ok with drunk driving so long as it’s done by a white MAGA male….

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hansklocker.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Yup, it's Driving While Illegal that matters to them, not driving while intoxicated

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hansklocker.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Disclaimer: I am firmly in the "no human is illegal" camp myself, so please don't read my snarky comment the wrong way. Much love & solidarity to you all 💙

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alexb4u.bsky.social•14 hours ago

The hypocrisy is classic. When it's their culture war targets, it's - "we need to prosecute these guys hard." But when it's them, it's - "this is a private matter, and we need to give them their privacy during this difficult time."

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stevec5150.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Here is a tip. If you have been drinking, don’t back into cop cars.

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glamaboss.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Oops

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glamaboss.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I read a lot of news
And I mean ( a lot )
And let me tell you what demographic
Is popping up in the news the most for
Deadly DUI’s
Woman ( age 20-40 ) at least that’s my
Opinion ! All colors
And income levels !
What’s behind it IDK ! 🤷.

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kimberleelynn.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I would like to see the Host come to call upon Mike and determine if his sins pass muster.

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sashiebgood.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Lolololol

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tembahisarmswide.bsky.social•13 hours ago

This is rich after last night's arrest.

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ivyvinehill.bsky.social•13 hours ago

The dictionary has a photo of Mike Johnson under Unctuous.

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abbykoch.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Hahahahaha so principled

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ken031350.bsky.social•13 hours ago

So when is he and the clown going to honour the memories of the thousands of children murdered by home grown terrorists as well as adults with automatic weapons that any whacko can walk into a store and buy then use to slaughter people. These crazies kill 500% more people than immigrants do!

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captjohnparker.bsky.social•12 hours ago

far more than 500%

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madsam813.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Ouch.

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allgoldeverything.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Well this is awkward

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cindylouwho.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Irresponsible mf, every accusation is a confession

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wrestlingdad1975.bsky.social•14 hours ago

That drunk driver could have been anyone, god this guy is fricking weenie

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kdjs-1.bsky.social•14 hours ago

not nearly enough 'irony'/hypocrisy in the world to cover the vile #Republicans 👿🤮

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snowflakeelitist.bsky.social•14 hours ago

The hypocrisy! Ugh

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sailorjourno.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Chug-a-lug! 🍻

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ebharchetype.bsky.social•15 hours ago

People born in the U.S. famously never drive while intoxicated.

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blockhead92.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I think I heard that on Fox???

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meada.bsky.social•15 hours ago

unless you're chief of staff for the Speaker.

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archvillain.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Likely his lover.

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janetthemcadams.bsky.social•13 hours ago

eeeewwww

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dtill239.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Or @secdef.bsky.social

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smontanaro.net•13 hours ago

Parody? I'm guessing if this was the real Pete Hegseth he wouldn't have posted this...

https://bsky.app/profile/secdef.bsky.social/post/3ljkvpqtyss2d

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mjthompson.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand blocked

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kaykenney.bsky.social•13 hours ago

MAGAs: No, no never. Ever.

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kayda63.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Hypocrite

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bleaktheology.bsky.social•16 hours ago

"He also had worked in various roles for former Sen. David Vitter, another Louisiana Republican, from 2009 to 2016."

I knew that name sounded familiar.

https://web.archive.org/web/20070712144207/http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/07/hustler-call-pr.html

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rockinredbirdie.bsky.social•16 hours ago

In other words, he's a real fascist shitbrick and has been for a long time

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skutcka.bsky.social•14 hours ago

file this under 'you can't make this shit up'!!!

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seulementmoi.bsky.social•16 hours ago

you're typical evangelical christian behavior, if you ask me

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fakegreatdane.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Hypocrites, the lot of them.

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nosln.bsky.social•14 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣

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nmyopinion345.bsky.social•8 hours ago

For the 1st time in American history, we are being traumatized by our own government. We're all going to be in need of some sort of "influence" to make it through this horrific Trump term.

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wearelegion2025.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Truly just the party of death in every way/shape/form

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suzinott.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Hayden Haynes?.

Dude was doomed from the start.

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osopanda83.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Yep that’s a richie rich name if I’ve ever heard one 😂

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newyorkshitty.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I had to look. 👀

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helenandsla.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Oops!

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traderb66.bsky.social•15 hours ago

The pedophiles and drunk domestic abuser party.

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photoline.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Breaking up is hard to do.

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ma1kai.bsky.social•16 hours ago

'Cuz Jesus told him to drink up?

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tammysall.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Speaker Mike Johnson Who Had Been Plying His Personal Chief Of Staff Hayden Haynes With Alcohol Yesterday Finally Escaped Johnson But Not Without Casualties, Haynes Ran Into Speaker Johnson’s Previous Lover’s Car, Police Have Not Determined Yet If This Was Done On Purpose Johnson Claims All In Fun

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heraldofthemorn.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Porn, pills, booze, coke, prostitutes. If I were an alpha Christo-fascist white male, these would be my go-tos.

Listen, dude, you'd save yourself a lot of time if you would just go to therapy. Much cheaper in the long run.

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heraldofthemorn.bsky.social•16 hours ago

All the best people.

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hildogwoof.bsky.social•16 hours ago

The name Hayden Haynes is absolutely sending me. 😂

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boboinparadise.bsky.social•15 hours ago

#somuchwinning that you'll be sick from it

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kebidoor.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Only the best people.

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johnbaesler.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Best news of the day!

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hjelms.bsky.social•1 hour ago

He was on his way to Canada for cheap alcohol.

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nellonearth.bsky.social•33 minutes ago

Never again. Canada doesn’t play. He’s no longer welcome there after a DUI.

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swiftrenard.bsky.social•15 hours ago

The "party of family values." I wonder if Johnson gets drunk while he watches porn.

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nclib.bsky.social•16 hours ago

So he was drunk at the Capitol during the speech? The best people…

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jortscity.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Law and Order

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chilicatsmom.bsky.social•16 hours ago

🙄😂

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vickiecarey.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Yeah. So. Don't expect Hayden Haynes to be held accountable for his reckless actions.

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myanulrich.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Make this an issue. When and where did the drinking start?

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djparker2004.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Hahahahahahaha

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russellmania50.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Like Petey, another DUI hire.

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thechakrakhan.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Incredible symbolism. Nothing I heard last night sounded like it was from a sober mind.

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thekasey.bsky.social•14 hours ago

If I worked for that jack off I’d stay drunk

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jjeddademinred.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I can't imagine most people can so easily handle being a party to the destruction of our democracy without alcohol. Incredibly selfish to drive drunk though.

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alexandergruchala.bsky.social•17 hours ago

It’s ok. Jesus forgives him.

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lauralpharm.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Drank the Foolaide.

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maureen2705.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Well
Isn’t that delicious!

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deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social•16 hours ago

Afterparty was lit

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davidschroff.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Does his son monitor his DUI habit?

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classikmeef.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Basil Hayden Haynes

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no-name-needed.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I am sure we will hear about how Hayden Haynes is an upstanding man finding strength in his Christian faith during this difficult time and that we should make space for him and his family to deal with this intensely private matter. To which I say FK HIM and the rest of the regime.

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fvlib.bsky.social•13 hours ago

How can we not understand the need for anyone who works for MAGA Mike to drink to excess? It's a natural response.

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theaviator.bsky.social•16 hours ago

PAR-TAY!!

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thecrazy88.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Celebrating the traitor’s speech should be done in a bunker.

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mycousinselek.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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smitty-76.bsky.social•12 hours ago

No worries, he will get out of it. He’s in the club.

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alexianortonjones.bsky.social•16 hours ago

They don’t send their best! 😂

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ozzman64.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Look he was just what he needed to do to get through the speech as you needed to be drunk to sit through that shit show of lies

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coreydukes.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Interested to see how this gets him a promotion!

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su-hollo.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I knew they were all drunk!

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kestra.bsky.social•16 hours ago

"Hayden Haynes"

...

Really, Mr. and Mrs. (I'm assuming) Haynes? *Really*?

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fripperskitter.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Haynen Haydes

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sushgirl.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😳

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auntrove.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Hegseth Hades

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petesky.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Glad to know somebody's still drinking Jack Daniels ❄️

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tracklayer.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Wesley Hayes is a good man as his record shows. He is whiter than white as my deeply held beliefs show. As he is a true Christian I am sure we can find suitable forgiveness.

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donesomelove.bsky.social•16 hours ago

So they won’t be Sec Defense. Sexual assault is the preferred crime for that role.

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dogmom4.bsky.social•16 hours ago

He’ll probably get promoted!

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jimwhitney.bsky.social•14 hours ago

See what happens here. Favorable treatment?

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tressapenrodkaiser.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Such upstanding folk. The whole bunch.

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fakelawn.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Probably took a shot every time Trump said “I.”

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elanamich70.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I’d bring getting smashed after that performance. I would hate myself if I worked for little Mikey.

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the-old-dog.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Ahh, ya just hate to see that

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archeo-peterix.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Agent Krasnov will pardon him.

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secretoriginz.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Imagine if Republicans got so drunk on power that they all just self destructed?

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sushgirl.bsky.social•16 hours ago

🙏‼️

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djpgreen.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers

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jimphilly70.bsky.social•13 hours ago

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lizlamb.bsky.social•15 hours ago

To be honest that speech would drive anyone to drink!

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chboar.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Damn, even the GOPers need to get drunk to listen to Trump spew......

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foxford.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I get needing to drink for that atrocity. However, call a fvcking Uber, loser. Thats infuriating. What if he’d hit a person and not just a car?

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bed52.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Maybe Johnson can pray the charge away. He can’t do much else…

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frambley1.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Drunk driving in 2025? So retro.

Don't spill your drink!

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h2ousequake.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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elimgarak240b.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Would be pretty hilarious if the entire DC metro police department started arresting/ticketing every republican for because they support the people who attacked them on J6. All across the country there are pretextual stops every day. I say start writing tickets on these assholes nonstop.

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cthulul.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Let's make 'driving while Republican' a crime

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elimgarak240b.bsky.social•16 hours ago

SCOTUS over the past two decades has been so insanely pro cop, but that pro-cop stance rarely conflicts with their pro-fascism or pro-conservatism ideals. Would be curious how the courts would handle a republican claiming he was arrested or stopped for no reason.

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usmcwizard.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Hey, maybe he knows when the @thejan6plaque.bsky.social will be installed as required by law? As Howdy Doody Johnson's chief-of-staff he should know, right?

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max0206.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Don’t be too tough on the poor guy. He has to work for a weenie!

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billanspach.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Wait wait, don't tell me..... it was a personal bartender of Soros, and a Soros relative cop. Right???? This shit show writes itself.

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norwegiantroll.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Well.. I suppose those folks are shitscared now, and have started drinking to calm them nerves.

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janeofearth.bsky.social•16 hours ago

100% chance "Do you know who I am?" was uttered.

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catcan.bsky.social•15 hours ago

No Ubers in DC?

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jim584.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Send him to Guantánamo Bay!

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photoonist.bsky.social•15 hours ago

The betrayal of Ukraine that Johnson is enabling is important to attend to. This isn't.

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tja19.bsky.social•16 hours ago

And the Rs are going to rally against the cop....

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greybirdmuse.com•17 hours ago

At least he wasn't viewing the porn stats of his son? Wait, he wasn't, was he?

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4purpose.bsky.social•16 hours ago

He’ll get off, a slap on the wrist, another criminal in the RapeHouse.

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democracyisfragile.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I woulda gotten drunk too if I’d heard that speech. It I didn’t listen to it. I went to a peaceful demonstration instead, part of a nationwide demonstration. .

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carbonmonoxide17.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Only the best…

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satpavan177.bsky.social•10 hours ago

He brought a guest whose husband was killed by someone driving under the influence. Will he deport his CoS?

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shellmer25.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Hayden Haynes? That’s a real name?
Johnson stated, “I he will confine being employed until he officially kills someone. Then, maybe, he’ll be put on PAID leave.”

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greggiefella.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Where was Pete Hegseth? 🤔

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roslynn.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Look how many more have been arrested for sex crimes
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/7/8/2252541/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-53

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mosshawk907.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Can’t WAIT to see their verbal gymnastics over this one …!

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moeb1314.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Forward roll “Nothing to see! Private matter!” to a flip “Biden! Hunter’s laptop!”

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angeldthatsme.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Is he the scumbag that's living together with Patel?

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jthev805.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Trump pardon coming in 3, 2, 1...😂

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kdweeks.bsky.social•16 hours ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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pastbriton.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Hayden Haynes. We live in a cartoon world.

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cbmusasd.bsky.social•10 hours ago

More DUI than DEI!

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mwilk19.bsky.social•16 hours ago

If he was arrested in DC he won’t be prosecuted. Trump’s DOJ won’t go after republicans.

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laststarfighter.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I too would need to be drunk to work for Mike Johnson or attend that rally last night. I just would get a ride home.

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blondejojo.bsky.social•16 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣

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monkeysayswhat.bsky.social•14 hours ago

If he took a sip every time he heard a lie (like I did), it’s a wonder he could remember how to start the engine.

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smallsmoustache.bsky.social•16 hours ago

They’ll make it go away.

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dudezilla.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Clearly a Deep State plot….😜

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appiah.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Of course his name would be fucking Hayden

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blurosie.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Must have been quite a party

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rdlittle01.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Does he plan to punish or have a Christian drink with him?

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nicktheinventor.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Had he breathed in Hegseth

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miri100.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Too bad it wasn’t Johnson that would’ve been better

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reggiewallinsky.bsky.social•17 hours ago

It was a cry for help.

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cjenergy.bsky.social•16 hours ago

The arresting officers were Capitol Police. I'm sure Johnson will figure out a way to pressure the Capitol Police.

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nicegitch.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I lol'd.

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ragouri.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Is that still a crime if a republican does it?
That’s cute. He’ll be pardoned by tomorrow’s happy hour.

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notrite132.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Bahaha. Probably needed those drinks after trying to keep a straight face for 2 hours

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tbklinsky.bsky.social•14 hours ago

hahaha

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joanne47.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Hmmm, @inquirer.com @miamiherald.com @bostonglobe.com @nytimes.com
@cnn.com @msnbc.com

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deboraht.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Move him up to the Dept. of Defense?

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sukarma2.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Must have been playing that drinking game where you take a drink every time Trump tells a lie. A miracle he could even find his car.

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brandonafuhrman.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Heck of a party for these guys

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frolickinggadfly.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I noticed MAGA Mike's drunken chief-of-staff also has some background working for former conservative Senator 'Diaper Dave' Vitter of Louisiana, he of the prostitution and diaper fetish scandal. I'm sure that was the deciding factor in his being hired as Johnson's chief.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/david-vitter-acknowledges-prostitution-scandal-new-tv-ad

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gozman.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Everyone needed a drink after that fiasco

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ajg-fight.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Antifa, no doubt.

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italy24.bsky.social•17 hours ago

😂😂😂. FAFO!!

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heathryan16.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Above the law.

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beethoven-fan.bsky.social•12 hours ago

😆

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lizardrath.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I imagine there is not a lot of goodwill between MAGA punks & the Capital Police 😉🤣💙

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maryd51.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Let's just all shake our heads while we plaster on a condensending smile....

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jaycee63.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Welp, looks like another executive order coming!

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hickpop.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Laws don’t apply to Trumps.

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strangernalps.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Should have gooned with Mike instead

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piattodelgatto.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I'm sure the speaker will "pray the crime away"

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dbgbdwolf.bsky.social•16 hours ago

A contest to down a shot every time Trump lies during a speech is a VERY bad idea...

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tofliesure.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Was he hanging with Pete Hegseth again?

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alissakmclean.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Only the best people

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davidsp72.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I don’t condone drinking and driving, but if I were Johnson’s CoS I’d probably be drunk 24/7, so probably wiser just to give up the car altogether.

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jimbrowski12.bsky.social•16 hours ago

He'll get a raise for this.

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oldsf.bsky.social•16 hours ago

No worries, I’m sure Mike’s praying for him.

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squindar.bsky.social•16 hours ago

He must not have pulled out his Don't You Know Who I Am card

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kathy78.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Any chance he was with Hegseth?

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tuckeranddoodle.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I prefer DEI over DUI.

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underscoreugg.bsky.social•16 hours ago

DUI is woke nonsense in 3...2...1

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es44ac.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I am sure a full pardon is just a ass smooch away from trump. The next thing you know dc police will be privatized and made a part of musk goons squad

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dianemadenergy.bsky.social•15 hours ago

#Alcoholism #AA
Sounds like his COS needs to get some help. I wonder if #SpeakerJohnson has compassion for a sick employee.

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saren-masto.bsky.social•15 hours ago

No big deal. Now if it had been a DEI charge, he’d be in serious trouble.

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328chauncey.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Mike will solve this delema by declaring the entire month of March St Patrick's Day.

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daves211.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Who was his drinking buddy, Pete Hegseth?

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frencharoo.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Yeah, have to be drunk to taking all that bullshit !

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warriorlight1.bsky.social•13 hours ago

A fine young man.

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eaos.bsky.social•17 hours ago

They don’t worry about laws remember?

No doubt he will get a slap on the wrist at most.

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jjarlva.bsky.social•7 hours ago

That’s what happens when you have to take a drink after every Trump lie.

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ogsaigonbond.bsky.social•12 hours ago

"How come I wasn't invited either?" --Ronny Jackson

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ogsaigonbond.bsky.social•13 hours ago

"How come I wasn't invited?"

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areyaserious.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Pete Hegseth - DEI - Didn't Earn It

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jshoverp.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Only the best, most Christian, people.

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myhandleistbd.bsky.social•17 hours ago

All charges will be dropped, guaranteed.

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italy24.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Probably

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ahgarofalo.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Can’t blame him. Weren’t we all Hayden last night? 🤔

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zablanc.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Pardon in progress.

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karlaarcher.bsky.social•13 hours ago

He was drunk at 11:40pm, so obviously he was drunk before that - the speech ended at 10:40 & surely he was with Johnson after it ended.

As CoS to him, Johnson either would have known he was drinking or Hayes tore into some drinks quickly.

Seems odd to think Johnson wouldn’t know on some level.

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keepitreal24.bsky.social•16 hours ago

It was a DUI car wreck.

"Hayden Haynes...was arrested after President Donald Trump's joint address to Congress for drunken driving after his car struck a Capitol vehicle"

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mkap52.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I was definitely DUI after Trump's diatribe last night as well

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baj.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Maybe there's an app he and the Speaker can use to share each other's interlock breathalyzer results.

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kitty54.bsky.social•16 hours ago

If I worked for Mike Johnson, I would drink also.

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thedrummer.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I'm sure it will be okay. If you're a republican, you can get away with anything in DC. Ask Cory Mills.

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monicacarmean.com•16 hours ago

https://bsky.app/profile/ryanjreilly.com/post/3ljnxttpwq22t

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thedrummer.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Good.

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robertoe60.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I would get drunk after Trump speech.

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vhinkle.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Ironic coincidence.

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chinakat.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Tbh I would’ve been too

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barclaynsct.bsky.social•14 hours ago

O my word

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ab9rf.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Was this in Virginia, Maryland, or the District? Cuz that'll decide whether this means anything or not

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monicacarmean.com•16 hours ago

https://bsky.app/profile/ryanjreilly.com/post/3ljnxttpwq22t

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laurentguy.bsky.social•16 hours ago

It’s always those you most suspect.

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nickynaptime.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Johnson and his chief will have an app with a breathalyzer on it as accountability buddies

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pbandfrogsammitch.bsky.social•16 hours ago

He should be pardoned and put in charge of DARPA

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revrend.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Morally upstanding people.

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ericallyn.bsky.social•16 hours ago

DUI: Driving Under the Influence ... of a fellow authoritarian's speechifying.

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jonherrin.bsky.social•14 hours ago

At least he wasn't fucking a minor boy at the same time.

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westerness.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Yeee haww. Hayden the Confederate neanderthal had a raging hard on for his aspirational father Trump and his leg went oh so stiff on the gas pedal.

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dtill239.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Was @secdef.bsky.social with him?

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mt854.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Did God tell him to go out and celebrate? I know God talks directly to Johnson, because he said so and he is so honest and reputable.

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nashvilleresist.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Mike Johnson lives in a house owned by a guy who hired prostitutes to "instruct" his wife. Literally.

There is no bottom.

https://www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithinthewind/beaman-divorce-case-includes-allegations-of-emotional-abuse-use-of-prostitutes/article_6ec898cb-c0ba-5623-8876-9257f5b3844b.html

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flrelayer.bsky.social•14 hours ago

tRUmp drinking games are for professionals only...99 minute marathon binge is rare air.

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efftrump7.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Hahaha

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poekatbrat.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Poor guy. Maybe he just can't live with the environment he works in.

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babrahamse.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I'm sure he can expect all sorts of Christian forgiveness since he's a Republican

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skondor.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Drunks, Abusers, and JERKS lead our government RN. I don’t blame other countries for having zero trust in them. I don’t either.

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hrpac.bsky.social•16 hours ago

This dude will never get sentenced in court.

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victorialdarnel.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Welp, just waiting on the sexual assault or abuse charge that seems to be a requirement for this administration. God, how much more embarrassing will it get?

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pamwalker.bsky.social•16 hours ago

suprised pete was not with him!

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redstateenigma.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Celebratory drinking? Or "oh my god, we are all so f**ked" drinking?

Either way, they shouldn't have been driving.

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maggicoo99.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Poor guy, who didn’t want to drink before and during that speech.

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econ-001.bsky.social•16 hours ago

i bet there were a record number of duis after that speech.

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gillmike.bsky.social•14 hours ago

If I was Johnson's CoS, I'd be pickled all the time too. Working for a spineless bastard like this can't be easy.

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canuck1812eh.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I mean who hasn't wanted to get drunk to listen to Trump speak and your guy to grovel and agree? Just take a ride from a MAGA corporation like UBER next time.

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