I saw a tweet back in the day that said something like “kid rock looks like dr Phil cosplaying kid rock” and it just gets truer and truer as time marches forth
Sad indeed. Sounds like he’s aware enough to vaguely sense the fundamental emptiness of his chosen path, but not enough to make any changes. Like having a soul itch that he can never scratch - a hungry ghost. Hell on earth.
I’m 3 yrs OLDER than KR. I can certainly down a pounder of cheap beer when I want. But dayum. Last summer, for fun, I ran 50miles thru the mountains in Montana, and then raced 50 miles over the Cascades. I’m no model, but I think I look better after running 50 miles than he does..maybe ever.
the thing that's shocking to me is that I saw him backstage at a concert in 2005 or so and he was shirtless with a vest of some sort and he was totally ripped, six pack abs, the whole deal. Buddy what went wrong?
However long it's been, safe to say too much of that time was spent shotgunning natty lights and not wearing sunscreen. A decent SPF 30 moisturizer could have saved her.
He would have worked out, but he got high
He could have been trim and stout, but he then got high
Now he's a flabby sack of shit and I think I know why
Because he got high
Because he got high
Because he got high
Dang those eyes have seen some late nights that might not be possible without a little molecular chemistry, know what I mean heh heh, we're all hillbilly's here right? Where's JD eh?
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I’ve had this pic for so long, I’ve got quite fond of it.
But the alt text is perfect.
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/kid-rock-republican-mouthpiece-trump-maga-bff-1235019530/
(Becomes the new Ted Nugent.)
He could have been trim and stout, but he then got high
Now he's a flabby sack of shit and I think I know why
Because he got high
Because he got high
Because he got high
FU MFa