John Roderick, lead singer of The Long Winters, posted a bizarre story about how his daughter wanted beans but couldn't figure it out so he just watched her hungrily struggle with it for hours resulting in people digging up other questionable tweets he made.
Bean dad is among my friend's favorite artists but apparently he's always been weirdly/randomly cruel to other people so it didn't really change his opinion
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Consider how the bean dad addresses the social media, the shape implies a purpose.
Though if you don't mind your beans in smoked chili, I'm your daddy (fuck that felt weird to type)
CINNAMON. TOAST. SHRIMP.
CINNAMON. TOAST. SHRIMP.
Or a couple that likes to sit in their garden in the morning
But I love Ethel Merman unironically, so there's that.