No. I’d love to see him in Marvel, but I like having at least some of our celebrities having a normal looking body. Unrealistic body image expectations don’t just impact women.
Wait, I thought that Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth had said that it was all careful diet, clean living, and lots of lifting? Are you telling me that they *lied* to me?
As a Tim I’m glad we can finally accept that “Timothy” and “Timmy” are not really diminutives of Tim as much as the idea that the name Tim is itself diminutive
Add to that Anya Taylor-Joy as a wise mentor or love interest and have Denis Villeneuve or Robert Eggers direct it. Tagline: "She has big eyes, he is Timothee Chalamet. Apart they're photogenic, together they're even more boring."
Watching that skinny little dude do the big stompy "manly walk" up to the top of the cliff to address the Fremen really kind of took me out of the moment. 😜
Blue milk gives blue hulk? Is Blue Hulk living on that planet that Skywalker was hanging out? And now that I think about it, were the blue milk creatures also hanging out on Tatooine? They looked kind of aquatic. Kinda hard on a desert planet.
Maybe the milk was imported? I overthink things a lot.
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Best part is they would still fill the movie with jokes about how effete and waifish he is next to all the other characters like they make jokes about the comedians being out of shape slobs after 6 months of the actor getting shredded.
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Nova?
“How’d you gain so much muscle, so quickly?”
“I drank lots of water and kept a very healthy diet.”
#isn'tit
#innit
or holland??
Added bonus if there's some superhero of that name he can play while on fire
Kinda like a praying mantis.
Ya know what? Who cares, I could see it.
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CHA LA HEAD CHA LA
Yes… I probably “fanned out” a little but I haven’t been that star struck since I had Mick Jagger on a flight years ago.
This dude is the real deal!
You've been hit by
A huge Chalamet 🎶🕺
Maybe the milk was imported? I overthink things a lot.
TWUNK
HIM
OUT
TWUNK
HIM
OUT
That’s right I said sister. He’s got range.
Politically correct casting can take a break. After all, should all the Na’vi be played by space aliens?
We can make male body dysmorphia more powerful!
Timothee Chalamet live action Kaworu Nagisa
He’s much too talented to waste it on childish CGI slop made for children and adult children; I hope he doesn’t go for the cash grab.
Time for some new stories.
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Chalamet became Chalazard!!!
I’m getting villain vibes.