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wilsonti7.bsky.social•113 days ago

Hope you’re holding up okay

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andicougevan.bsky.social•61 days ago

It seems as if “skeets” has not been used by all the new people. It is a bit different now but still quite friendly.

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andicougevan.bsky.social•95 days ago

I love this article. I remember when I joined. I really couldn’t understand half the posts but everyone here made me laugh and that’s what I needed most (March, 2023) You were one of my first follows. I still couldn’t understand half of what you posted (ok, I’m old) but you welcomed me.

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rapbastardz.bsky.social•109 days ago

Let’s get back to basics and make sure the days count is always ZERO!

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rapbastardz.bsky.social•109 days ago

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kuoirad.bsky.social•106 days ago

You forgot Stalin - the alternative to Mr. Bombadil. :D

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cogbarn.bsky.social•33 days ago

Just popping in with a proposal to use “American Liberation Front” as a catchall term for those of us who oppose the new régime.

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cowboylikenoe.swifties.social•109 days ago

Okay i see your reply with the picture but im worried i might have some minors following so i dont wanna repost it💀💀💀💀💀💀BUT im dying laughing imagining AOC seeing that🤣

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faineg.bsky.social•109 days ago

Hah yeah Jake Tapper did too

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cowboylikenoe.swifties.social•109 days ago

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cowboylikenoe.swifties.social•109 days ago

Oh hello.

Im from Swiftie Twitter & @joshuajfriedman.com told me about your lore with Alf 😂😂😂 I saw a random Alf picture the other day and now it makes sense (Joshua sent me the link to read about it haha) Thank you for the laugh!

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cowboylikenoe.swifties.social•109 days ago

Swiftie twitter but now swiftie bsky😁~ let me fix that, i have left the hellhole & i am quite fond of this new place

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faineg.bsky.social•109 days ago

You’re welcome

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tilmonedwards.com•109 days ago

For avoidance of doubt, this is the actual lore, and you can search "alf hog" to prove it.

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tilmonedwards.com•109 days ago

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

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mexicology.bsky.social•41 days ago

I knew following this old thread would be a wonderful mistake...

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jamtoday.bsky.social•109 days ago

Welcome! We're very happy to have you all here (sincerely)

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joshuajfriedman.com•109 days ago

You're such a good sport, Noëlle!

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cowboylikenoe.swifties.social•109 days ago

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maddavenport.bsky.social•107 days ago

Who told thee that thou wast naked?!

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liberalwombat.com•113 days ago

Lmao, this is flagged as "sensual alf"

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abeermoeen.bsky.social•61 days ago

My name is abeer
I'm mother of 3 albinism children
from Gaza Palestine 🇵🇸
My children have been struggling with Visual Impairments since birth and my sons want medical care
https://gofund.me/efa42253
Donate💲 what you can or repost🔃" #gaza #helpme

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abeermoen.bsky.social•64 days ago

My name is abeer
I'm mother of 3 albinism children
from Gaza Palestine 🇵🇸
My children have been struggling with Visual Impairments since birth and my sons want medical care
https://gofund.me/efa42253
Donate💲 what you can or repost🔃" #gaza #helpme

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dildo-baggins.bsky.social•109 days ago

Let's never forget...

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k8mnstr.bsky.social•102 days ago

That was a lot of words while being very stingy with the Alf hog.

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nameless-sdk.bsky.social•102 days ago

Is nobody going to point out dime store Gandalf?

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msmeredith.bsky.social•113 days ago

@feebuddhist.bsky.social

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feebuddhist.bsky.social•113 days ago

🤭🤭

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ghostly.bsky.social•79 days ago

…it was a simpler time

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quietlycurious.bsky.social•107 days ago

I find this most disturbing. 😵‍💫

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mattfreund.bsky.social•113 days ago

I needed this.

It sure beats the doomscrolling I am doing in my noggin.

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moonchyld72.bsky.social•83 days ago

Alf, I remember that show! 😂👣🫂

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jayzero9.bsky.social•112 days ago

I suppose you're still being attacked by trolls because of butt memes and jokes?

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rawannorthengaza2.bsky.social•84 days ago

I’m so so sorry🥶 but the situation is deplorable. Can you donate to help my family! Please l trust u all🙏

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penguinwizard.bsky.social•107 days ago

Finally, another weird social media website! (The first one being tumblr, of course.)

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blooming-burbs.bsky.social•113 days ago

why no train with a butt?

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raspberryseeds.bsky.social•62 days ago

I never knew Alf was so chiseled underneath all that fur

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dmori.bsky.social•111 days ago

I wanted to like this so bad but you see my hesitation…

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banneduser.space•109 days ago

💀💀

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pleasedothenerdful.bsky.social•72 days ago

In the spirit of doing as the Romans do...

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raspberryseeds.bsky.social•62 days ago

A real caboose

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faineg.bsky.social•72 days ago

ahahahaa oh I’ve posted that picture before which ignited a small war with the thomas the tank engine roleplaying community

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pleasedothenerdful.bsky.social•72 days ago

Oh no, what have I done

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redbeard964.bsky.social•53 days ago

I know I'm late on this thread. Should I be afraid to search this?

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faineg.bsky.social•53 days ago

Probably

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andraste.fuckbgp.com•72 days ago

don't forget losing us the election. smh I trusted you, faine

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lowrhoufo.bsky.social•72 days ago

BMP-coded

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neonchinchilla.bsky.social•72 days ago

This is the way.

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superfund.solutions•102 days ago

⚠️Sensual Alf

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robinmarty.com•84 days ago

Yeah those weren't at all what I envisioned listening to the podcast...

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blopeep.bsky.social•84 days ago

and isn't that just the best?

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lordkeynes42.bsky.social•113 days ago

We really need to get the Shrek hog people here.

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romabysen.bsky.social•113 days ago

Alf is a real heartthrob

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mjfgates.bsky.social•111 days ago

That's not his heart.

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verboseminimalist.gay•113 days ago

No! You are ruining our pure and beautiful internet!

Won't someone think of the children?!?!

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ndy.bsky.social•106 days ago

Faine at the gates of Bluesky welcoming new users:

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themeanlantern.bsky.social•20 days ago

Stop,

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athinkinggirl.bsky.social•107 days ago

Alf's buff Era is legendary

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planecrazy.bsky.social•111 days ago

I was an early one here but have been away for a while. I see some things haven’t changed. 😄

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hpnieminen.bsky.social•113 days ago

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happygazer.bsky.social•109 days ago

Terrifying

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bohonana.bsky.social•97 days ago

The story was delightfully told! Thank you. Funnier than I could have imagined!

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notesnthemargin.bsky.social•113 days ago

not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve etc, etc,

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donachaidh.bsky.social•112 days ago

Okay, I'm gonna need you to hear me out:

Sexy Alf/Big Naturals 2028

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donachaidh.bsky.social•112 days ago

@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz imma need you to Photoshop this onto a 100% blue Electoral College map. Let's get it started.

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scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz•112 days ago

Remind me after work!

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ckshowalter.bsky.social•112 days ago

Is it after work now?

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empowlr.bsky.social•53 days ago

How about now?

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nomanautomata.dneu.baby•110 days ago

I have just returned from the shadow realm

And gods, has it grown dark

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moleymole.bsky.social•76 days ago

Alf after a little seasoning https://bsky.app/profile/moleymole.bsky.social/post/3ldbh7tr2r22x

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walshman.bsky.social•86 days ago

Bombadilf more like it.

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becomingkrys.bsky.social•101 days ago

This was a joy to read. I know bsky has changed a lot since you joined, and I hope it doesn't change so much you no longer love it here. It's better because you *are*

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sporkboot.bsky.social•112 days ago

tom bombabignaturals

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atheist-pizza.bsky.social•93 days ago

✊💙

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htxluke.bsky.social•92 days ago

📌

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handle.invalid•106 days ago

"So, allow me to further explain why I made the Alf post..."

I love so much that you tried to explain Alf Hog as if it wasn't self evident.

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handle.invalid•106 days ago

📌

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zelbel.bsky.social•107 days ago

not the Alf thirst trap.😭

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joeuchill.bsky.social•107 days ago

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danishoutpost.bsky.social•102 days ago

📌

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michaelbrooks.co.uk•107 days ago

Alf is so back, baby! 😄

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micahweil.bsky.social•113 days ago

Tom! Give those back to your hot wife!

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synshie.bsky.social•113 days ago

That explains Sexy Alf, but what’s the story behind Tom Bombadil’s rack

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mjfgates.bsky.social•111 days ago

The Big Naturals are mostly shown on Bombadil or Stalin, but they also show up on other people and at least once on a ship.

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human007.bsky.social•108 days ago

Adore your work.
Thank-you

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gyroandhisballs.bsky.social•107 days ago

now these are the type of useful and enjoyable cultural customs id actually like to keep

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sharky.bsky.social•112 days ago

Might as well run these as counter-GOP political ads tbh

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museoftheday.bsky.social•26 days ago

Just read the link ..we have much in common... have you noticed DeltaQuad yet?? based in the Netherlands...my son builds some seriously cool drones for them :)

you might find them interesting

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nabil.bio•65 days ago

🚨I'm Sorry For This.
🌟Its URGENT.
🙏 Please Share 🔄🥺🙏💔

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smut.one•113 days ago

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gensibayan.bsky.social•96 days ago

Oh now the ALF thing makes sense. Was this your fault? 😂

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faineg.bsky.social•95 days ago

Yes

https://little-flying-robots.ghost.io/how-i-accidentally-ruined-bluesky/

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gensibayan.bsky.social•95 days ago

Oh no.... Oh no!!! Serious people saw it?! Oh no!! 🤭

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oneleggoalie.bsky.social•87 days ago

...always imagined

ol' Tom like this

#Goldberry is another matter 😐

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ianm-hull.bsky.social•102 days ago

Praise be for Alt Text

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wyntersgirl.bsky.social•103 days ago

I hope it’s not bad form to post these pics on my timeline …

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wyntersgirl.bsky.social•103 days ago

And the link to your article 🫣. I LOVE lore and your thread was my holy grail 😂🫶🏻

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wyntersgirl.bsky.social•103 days ago

THIS is the BS lore post I’ve been seeking!!!

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ominousrabbit.com•103 days ago

I cherish this moment for you. I do.

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wyntersgirl.bsky.social•103 days ago

Omg. I would like to go back in time so I can AGAIN discover anew this tale of Bluesky lore. I feel like the gatekeeper of secret, esoteric knowledge right now

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wrongbottom.bsky.social•113 days ago

Wow. Not sure Alf and BombaTom can cheer me up.

Sad. I'll try harder to reach for cheer.

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jimmy-jim-james.bsky.social•113 days ago

The lesson I am learning is that we need to be the hot alf
that there is no hot alf that is going to land here from outer space, it is us, us that have to do it.

Day after day.
Everyday.
Twice in weekends.

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wrongbottom.bsky.social•113 days ago

💔❤️💗🎉🔥💯👏

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joshrosenau.org•112 days ago

What if Alf went whole hog?

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wrongbottom.bsky.social•112 days ago

One Alf dong unit?

Like unitary dong Alf?

Better than the unitary imperial executive.

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joshrosenau.org•112 days ago

“Give me a Alf dong, Vasily? One dong only, please?”

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wrongbottom.bsky.social•112 days ago

Buckaroo!

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joshrosenau.org•112 days ago

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jayzero9.bsky.social•112 days ago

Might be a good time to kick up Thomas the engine fight again, was kind of hilarious for awhile.

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wrongbottom.bsky.social•112 days ago

You know who's caboose has that kind of juice (laudatory & derogatory)?

The dude is getting sentenced on November 26.

I hope it's a good birthday for me. Early present of some meaningful and practical accountability.

I hate celebrating my birthday, last day in the month.

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connorlynch.bsky.social•112 days ago

There’s a very strong, probably near certain, chance that the entire proceeding gets continued and then stayed.

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wrongbottom.bsky.social•112 days ago

I fear. I know.

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wrongbottom.bsky.social•112 days ago

I was half-assing hope there for a split second.

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alexanderfurnas.com•113 days ago

The Alf looks like the Geraldo selfie

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3wombats.bsky.social•113 days ago

Oh no it’s all going to start again isn’t it?

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liberalwombat.com•113 days ago

Everything old is new again

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femx.bsky.social•104 days ago

It has to. A mandatory rite of passage for all the new comers

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lyse.bsky.social•113 days ago

Here we go again

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3wombats.bsky.social•113 days ago

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lyse.bsky.social•113 days ago

May I offer a cat in these trying times?

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3wombats.bsky.social•113 days ago

They’ve all been eaten

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areejmohgaza.bsky.social•91 days ago

‏Hi. Save me and my children in your hands. Your donations can help by save us a small amount that provides my children with some comfort and may help them escape death when the crossing is opened
We are in gaza🇵🇸🍉😔
https://gofund.me/d83094de

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