Well since many women have caught on that making a product unnecessarily "for ladies", like razors or ink pens (not talking about fancy decorated pens, simply plain ink pens), usually just adds cost, the opposite approach is now being pushed.
I fr fr just came here to write that them jawns had better be black with sure-grip tactical crosshatching on the stick. Bonus if they’re infused with activated charcoal, which absolutely will not backfire by gifting us an entire harrowing season of Dr Pimple Popper.
Finally, I can clean out the ear wax without getting injected with estrogen and cuckolding mRNA chemicals manufactured by Antifa! Jordan Peterson approved!
So I know that it’s blksmith because you can’t trademark blacksmith but it just looks like they’re scared of the word black and by extension black folks.
I don’t know if you know this but they specifically say not to do that (because it can rupture your eardrum if you aren’t careful) even though most everyone does anyway
Which is why i joked that the “manly” swabs would say just to do it.
As a longtime Mario Lopez hater (not just for his politics but also for how many episodes of good TV shows he's ruined with his cameos) it brought me a lot of pleasure to find out he was hawking men's butt wipes
“Fellas, if you’re gonna swab some soft little plant wool on your face, do you want it to be the same cheap sissy stuff any WOMAN can get for $2 at Target? Hell no! Swab away the gay with BLKSmith 500 for just $9.99!”
“There’s no cotton on the tip, so they puncture your eardrums to spare you from having to to hear the wife’s nagging, am I right fellas?” - guy buying man-swabs probably
Wait! Is there also a needle-sized pre-drilled hole in that cut end so the real men can use these as blow darts for when they run through their 5k rounds of ammo in less than a minute during some unspecified future event?
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A normal metal backpacking spork in tacticool black nylon case. 🙄
This shit exist as a permission structure for fragile toxic masculine men who are scared to use products they deem feminine.
It’s like when Dude Wipes came out 20 years after butt wipes already being a thing
We're going to disrupt cotton fucking swabs of all things. From a masculine POV. Call the VC guys.
Enough of those feminine cotton swabs. Softly caressing my ear canals! Disgusting.
I want it rough. I want them scrapped, with barbed swabs dipped in bourbon to sting.
I want little speakers in them that play Kid Rock, and each one to use fur or bone from endangered animals.
fine,
*NotAllMen
Rent $1800
Car$700
Bills$800
Plumber$13000
Candles$100
Can someone good at the economy help me budget my family is dying
Real men use what ever the swab there are to use 😁
*cue Rocky music*
Roxy Music
#Music
#MusicTrack
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kOnde5c7OG8
500 swabs for men: 35¢
500 swabs for women:$35
Which is why i joked that the “manly” swabs would say just to do it.
Do you also refuse to use forks because you might shove it in your mouth so hard it punctures the back of your mouth?
It moans in your ear
I mean, how can a cotton swab be "designed for men"? It's still a Q-Tip, amirite?