These remind me of what @stoneyboboney.bsky.social has said about LDS names, so I think that's what's going on here. Just like the Yiddish names for Blue states.
The year is 2067. President Blakely Trump-Musk ordered Major General Oakley Budweiser Jr and Navy Commandant Wrenly Henley to invade St Kitts due to their abundance of shrimp (shrimp is now currency).
Overhead one gen Z say to the other, about their roommate/teammate on a school trip, "Yeah, his name is Dylan too, our parents really need to get an imagination."
Based on solely red state/blue state, isn’t this at least partially regional. There are more Ds in Texas than New York and more Rs in New York than Tennessee.
I know every generation has to go through "kids today have weird names" but seriously wtf. The people naming these kids aren't that much younger than me.
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"Oakley, Rayban, come back inside!
Your cousins, Warby and Parker, came over to visit!"
(Jersey Khrys for the boys)
I’ve been dead for 20 years. Thank fucking god.
https://youtu.be/-QP6Chuaa8E?si=c7LMYbCdCxW1-qRp
SHE DOESN'T SMOKE WEED BECAUSE SHE LIKES LIVING RIGHT AND BEING FREEEEE
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas
That's why my daughter is named Truckleighnutslynne.
and honestly i might
Though my son Iridium disagrees.