some dingbat on amazon is selling sukkot decorations that, due to printing the hebrew backwards, say "tuchus" instead - ThreadSky

@fvguima.bsky.social

Oh lol.
I am not a Hebrew speaker, but reading Mad magazine, and being around Jewish friends, made me familiar with 'tuchus' (ass).

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jebyrnes.bsky.social•155 days ago

The amount of money they will make off of Jews who love this….or at least are gag gifting it.

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jebyrnes.bsky.social•155 days ago

Oh noes! The tuchus boxes are already gone!

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laureniww.bsky.social•154 days ago

Okay but now I really want those.

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laureniww.bsky.social•154 days ago

They're quality broducts

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swordsjew.bsky.social•156 days ago

Happy Seven Days of Tuchus to all my jewish friends

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gabbklein.bsky.social•155 days ago

Remember that it's traditional to keep your tuchus exposed to the open sky all week!

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profjenthompson.bsky.social•156 days ago

This is beautiful.

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cowb0t.bsky.social•156 days ago

This is like the Jewish version of that Oakland A's hat.

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kaikronfield.bsky.social•156 days ago

Damn it. Proof that I’m too online.

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gojira65.bsky.social•156 days ago

Ain't that a kick in the tuchus.

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rismith.bsky.social•156 days ago

Truly a feast we can all believe in.

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parsnip.bsky.social•156 days ago

if only

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tinadesireeberg.com•153 days ago

This is hilarious

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sexcpotatoes.bsky.social•156 days ago

Merry Buttstuff to all who celebrate!

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natteringnaybob.bsky.social•155 days ago

Dang it. I'm already behind in my preparations

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tinadesireeberg.com•153 days ago

🍾😂😂😂😂🍾🍾😂😂

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kga.bsky.social•156 days ago

That doesn’t sound so bad.

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g-sharp-major.bsky.social•155 days ago

I thought “Seven Days of Tuchus” was a workout regimen?

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zachlipton.com•156 days ago

is twerking the tuchus equivalent of shaking the lulav on sukkot?

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bottleimp.bsky.social•155 days ago

I’ve never felt so seen

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bottleimp.bsky.social•155 days ago

And neither has my tuchus

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alana-m-vincent.net•156 days ago

But surely Tuchus is the opposite of Sukkot, just as a wooden booth is the opposite of a brick house.

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swordsjew.bsky.social•155 days ago

... in order to what?????

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shablopligh.bsky.social•155 days ago

It’s in the alt; no spoilers!

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shablopligh.bsky.social•155 days ago

Couldn’t find it online just now, but some of you may know the story about a verbose novelist, whose editor challenged him to write with less words.

He said he couldn’t leave out one, and finished his next work with the sentence “[main character] was a ___.” Ed. conceded defeat, demanding the word

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meirazk.bsky.social•155 days ago

Alana, amazing

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klingley.bsky.social•155 days ago

Just for this, the drinks are on me at AAR 😆

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ichatterjea.bsky.social•156 days ago

Sigh, ignore my last mention. 🤣

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devotaj.com•155 days ago

Have just had that bit of Talmud, awesomeness waiting for the perfect moment?

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graay.bsky.social•155 days ago

At this point I think they do this shit intentionally. Who doesn’t want a tuchus box?

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rubyji.me•155 days ago

I don't usually observe Sukkot but now I need a tuchus box!

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jsussman.bsky.social•156 days ago

…so do they also sell this design on shorts or…?

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mattcrespi.bsky.social•156 days ago

Business idea: this, but on purpose.

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thekirz.bsky.social•155 days ago

Are we gonna start calling salad-tossing "eating in the Sukkah" now?

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dirtsquirrel.bsky.social•155 days ago

at least it's very funny

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imadifferentbird.bsky.social•155 days ago

📌

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undiscovereddev.bsky.social•155 days ago

Omg I see the tough instead of samech.

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wendymadarling.bsky.social•156 days ago

Kinda great, tbh

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kwierso.com•155 days ago

Where's this on booty shorts when you need it?

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45xiatai.bsky.social•155 days ago

Thanks for sharing. That's funny.

https://www.amazon.com/HOWAF-Decoration-Festival-Holiday-Supplies/dp/B0D6JT6BLC/

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jrrezvani.bsky.social•156 days ago

That dingbat brand is from Shenzhen.

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electricjelly.bsky.social•156 days ago

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kankurette.bsky.social•155 days ago

OH EM GEE. Nobody tell them.

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jsx.bsky.social•156 days ago

I kind of want one...

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dormiyu.bsky.social•155 days ago

We all want the tuchus box tbh

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hcexvangelical.bsky.social•155 days ago

On my way to McDonald's for my McAppropriation Happy Ass meal.

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frozenkoi.bsky.social•155 days ago

Same, I was born without one

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kybrarian.bsky.social•155 days ago

they should go into business with the "prospero ano" folks

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dizzly.bsky.social•155 days ago

Perfect for delivering some Schmaltz Krispies in!

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gnoahphungate.bsky.social•155 days ago

Are we certain it was accidental, or could there have been a posterior motive?

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lisastampnitzky.bsky.social•155 days ago

Tempted to order some 😂

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thejessness.bsky.social•155 days ago

stfu this is incredible

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gateau.bsky.social•155 days ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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triplingual.bsky.social•155 days ago

The tuchus harvest this year was a good one, so we'll be celebrating for sure.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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islandofreil.bsky.social•155 days ago

https://drawception.com/game/sCDQYh6O6q/tina-in-field-of-butts/

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misterernest.bsky.social•155 days ago

link pls

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lazear.bsky.social•156 days ago

Well this is a delightful way to realize that mirror situation.

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donferrari.bsky.social•155 days ago

A happy tuchus is a healthy tuchus!

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cidmcdp.bsky.social•156 days ago

What a schmuck.

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erinbiba.bsky.social•156 days ago

Haaaahahahaha

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swordsjew.bsky.social•156 days ago

thankfully shmini atzeret is simply too weird to mess up

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erinbiba.bsky.social•156 days ago

Is it bad if I want a tuchus box

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rismith.bsky.social•156 days ago

Perfect for hauling a lot

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lilusdi.bsky.social•156 days ago

I think we all want a tuchus box

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jsx.bsky.social•156 days ago

A zaftig tuchus box. Because sukkot is all about fruit. And juice comes from fruit.

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leschiller.bsky.social•155 days ago

Are we sure they didn't print the Hebrew backwards on purpose exactly for this reason?

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lilusdi.bsky.social•155 days ago

I've seen this happen as a genuine mistake far too many times to think they'd be that clever. Delightful outcome this time though!

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tonydaniel.bsky.social•156 days ago

They're sold out. 😂

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ashishkabob.bsky.social•156 days ago

⭐️

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akivamcohen.bsky.social•155 days ago

I already ordered mine

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dormiyu.bsky.social•155 days ago

I feel like this now has to be some kind of intentional 4th dimensional marketing

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blueheronfarm.bsky.social•155 days ago

The only correct thing to do it gift your friends and family peaches in a tuchus box.

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elitistsemicolon.bsky.social•155 days ago

Or some nice warm buns.

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pomegranatefish.bsky.social•155 days ago

For Sukkot you shake the etrog. For tuchus, you shake your peach.

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bibulb.com•156 days ago

Like, I feel like this would be the happiest of Happy Meals.

I mean… okay, on the one hand that’s not what I meant, but STILL.

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islandofreil.bsky.social•155 days ago

I like big sukkot and I cannot lie.

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danlansdowne.bsky.social•154 days ago

@anxiousounce.bsky.social

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adenalbert.com•155 days ago

Ten years later the prophecy is fulfilled

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bmoregabe.bsky.social•155 days ago

Who could forgot the tuchus our ancestors set up at harvest time!

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unsubtly.bsky.social•155 days ago

Sent this to a Jewish friend as a laugh. he was sad that it was already sold out!

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twotothefifth.bsky.social•155 days ago

I mean, I bet there's a market for that, too.

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theotherspeakman.bsky.social•156 days ago

Celebrate Sukkot with a box of Ass

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dickius.bsky.social•155 days ago

Chag Sameach, Mark Robinson

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dickius.bsky.social•155 days ago

laughed literally out loud

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ethanjacobs.bsky.social•155 days ago

I’m tired of magazines
saying closed roofs are the thing.

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marion9999.bsky.social•155 days ago

Is it bad I kinda want it?

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bwoodward49.bsky.social•156 days ago

I know someone who made Tshirts for a visiting Japanese group. The Tshirts had images of hot air balloons with Japanese writing to celebrate their visit. Except the Japanese writing was in reverse. The screen printer couldn't tell because he didn't know Japanese.

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bshirley.shirl.com•155 days ago

specialty item for Gen Z who always post mirror image selfies?

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greggjlevine.bsky.social•155 days ago

Now that’s what I call a happy meal!

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dimestorewatch.bsky.social•156 days ago

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templinjay.bsky.social•155 days ago

And here I thought “asshat” was just an insult- I never realized it was a fashion choice!

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thediskun.bsky.social•155 days ago

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patrickin.bsky.social•155 days ago

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ashishkabob.bsky.social•156 days ago

⭐️

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sabreuse.bsky.social•155 days ago

If people want to invite friends and neighbors into their ass for a visit and a meal, who am I to judge (lulav just seems uncomfortable, though)

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ichatterjea.bsky.social•156 days ago

@alana-m-vincent.net , please put down your morning coffee before you look at the original post.

Down.

Now.

Please.

now. you. can. look. safely.⬆️

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df1.bsky.social•155 days ago

I feel like the more I understood of any of that the more tempted I'd be to make a nuclear block reply.

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nojustdan.bsky.social•155 days ago

The risk you run when you have no idea what you’re doing.

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marcmanchester.bsky.social•156 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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doctecazoid.bsky.social•155 days ago

Now you've gone and done it.... this is playing in my head, earworm style.
https://youtu.be/wPEyTl_gRWs?si=_SaalkAAJu6Ln6R2

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buttbird.bsky.social•155 days ago

https://youtu.be/nRpCivrtmXM?si=UTQKgFwVyUOWbdGy

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alans9.bsky.social•156 days ago

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galisegal.bsky.social•156 days ago

So perfect I'm fighting the urge not to order and give it to friends and family.

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swordsjew.bsky.social•156 days ago

the bossest purim move

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vaspider.gay•155 days ago

The number of people who have sent this post to me today made me feel truly seen. 🤣

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bjorning.bsky.social•156 days ago

"toochoos," lol.

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yuweiquan.bsky.social•155 days ago

As I read this thread, I realized my brain radio had tuned to Sir Mix-A-Lot for background music. You know the song.

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pockets6794.bsky.social•155 days ago

I'll take 50

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devotaj.com•155 days ago

This is actually quite delightful.

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marcmagus.bsky.social•155 days ago

The description says "I Love Sukkot" presumably for SEO because I'm sad not to see any "I love tuchus" boxes in the image

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pschwarz.bsky.social•154 days ago

One cannot sit in two sukkot with one tuchus. Or something.

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ellyzoe.bsky.social•156 days ago

😂 I kind of love this. Happy tuchus seems like a good holiday actually.

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nongebrokts.bsky.social•155 days ago

Especially considering our GI issues as a people!

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michaelmassing.com•155 days ago

*Allen Ginsberg has entered the thread*

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jesseberney.com•156 days ago

In this house we celebrate tucchus day every day

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brubaker.bsky.social•155 days ago

Add it to the IN THIS HOUSE sign.

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ellyzoe.bsky.social•155 days ago

Haha YES.

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dickdanger.bsky.social•156 days ago

Is he related to Bigus Dickus?

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thevampirelestat13.bsky.social•155 days ago

🤣

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joeuchill.bsky.social•156 days ago

Three of them have gone the route of "happy tuchus."

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marshallmallow.bsky.social•155 days ago

This is by far beats Whole Foods special price on ham for Yom Kippur!

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verbingnouns.bsky.social•155 days ago

Ah but now I want one

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stephstephking.bsky.social•155 days ago

Wonder what these people are doing in the booth

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laforesta1.bsky.social•155 days ago

@jodiegriffin.bsky.social bwahahaha

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jodiegriffin.bsky.social•155 days ago

OMG. I don't read Hebrew, but LOL! *facepalm*

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uhjustin.bsky.social•155 days ago

I want the tuchus box

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beckid.bsky.social•155 days ago

This reminds me of the time I saw a challah knife advertsed as a Passover bread knife 🤔

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velveteenrabbi.bsky.social•155 days ago

god I needed a laugh today :D

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thesandwichman.bsky.social•156 days ago

We could all wear these great Oakland A's Asshats!

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cmraman.geek.org•156 days ago

Nah, they sold out almost immediately

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mikec415.bsky.social•155 days ago

Oh my

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allikuja.army.social•155 days ago

@shasta.bird.gay

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shasta.bird.gay•154 days ago

lmaoooo

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mrmambo.bsky.social•155 days ago

It's Qabalist!

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andyhre.bsky.social•155 days ago

I ain't asking for much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzU3iR3Wrog

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gsjphd.bsky.social•156 days ago

It's ass-backwards.

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achronalart.bsky.social•155 days ago

🥁

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michaelmassing.com•155 days ago

🏅

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chloepoliticat.bsky.social•155 days ago

😳

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kaikronfield.bsky.social•156 days ago

Happy Tuchus! (Is better than an unhappy one)

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spoonbill.bsky.social•155 days ago

It's a sad tuchus that knows no rejoicing.

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emilkerenji.bsky.social•155 days ago

Appropriate for the "yourzuzah" crowd

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breenisterrible.bsky.social•155 days ago

for your favorite proctologist

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brushwolf.bsky.social•155 days ago

So they’re for Purim!

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blunk23.bsky.social•155 days ago

How many disgruntled employees do you think looked at this, chuckled at the expense their bosses are gonna have because of this, and said nothing?

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ellamadelinek.bsky.social•156 days ago

with the current state of the Jewry every day is a tuchus

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dumple.bsky.social•156 days ago

Started at the bottom now we're here.

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drcolossus.bsky.social•155 days ago

I don't want to support this financially but also I reaaaaally want a tuchus box.

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ashhiggins.bsky.social•155 days ago

Look my Hebrew is dreadful but even *I* know that word when I see it

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publicuniversal.bsky.social•155 days ago

wait this is a perfect batchelor/ette party gift

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justinnikolai.xyz•155 days ago

Google's visual translation is mostly pretty good these days but once in a while it gives me something that reminds me of that old Word Lens app (that they bought)

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bibulb.com•156 days ago

I… I’m not observant by ANY means, but omg I need these deep in my soul and spirit.

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