John Denver's Country Roads started as a song about Western Massachusetts but they couldn't rhyme with Massachusetts so tweaked it. What if Anthony loves Rhode Island but could just never rhyme with it?
Sometimes I feel like I don’t have a partner / sometimes I feel like my only friend / is our ex-convict mayor / it’s Buddy Cianci / Say what you will, but / that’s my fuckin guy.
Weather? California (obviously)
House prices? Rhode Island, though it's creeping up fast
Food? I'd argue CA is closer to where things are grown, but RI has a great food scene.
People? CA by a WIDE margin.
Moved to Northern Italy six months ago so am in "uncharted waters" now...
I will always scream this from the rooftops anytime I even seen mention of this band: not only is John accused of possibly causing the drug related deaths or addictions of several famous people, Anthony remains a predator to this very day
Oh his book is called that too. I thought you were talking about the song of the same name. I didn’t even know he wrote (got ghost written, whatever) a book
Maybe a song about that mobbed up guy that bought his son a minor league hockey team and he chose to focus on cultivating the guys who sit on the bench until it’s time to fight
Rhode Island, is not in California.
Rhode Island, is kind of cold ya.
Rhode Island, gonna watch the leaves change.
Cause when you’re in Rhode Island the beaches are the same.
Just tell Anthony Kiedis the age of consent is lower there and he'll hop on the next plane, be-boppin' and scattin' all "ding dong deng, Pawtucket teen fuckit"
I'm drivin' with Peter 'cause he's my companion
I'm drinkin' with Joe 'cause he knows who I am
I sell a buttscratcher and buy a buttflapper
The bird is the word, now that is a lie
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Sitting on a sack of beans
Writing an essay about that Brown queen.
Samma comma dang de dang de dong dong
Como danga danga danga bong dong dong
House prices? Rhode Island, though it's creeping up fast
Food? I'd argue CA is closer to where things are grown, but RI has a great food scene.
People? CA by a WIDE margin.
Moved to Northern Italy six months ago so am in "uncharted waters" now...
But yeah the musics bad and the guys who make it are also bad, can’t really disagree
Rhode Island, is kind of cold ya.
Rhode Island, gonna watch the leaves change.
Cause when you’re in Rhode Island the beaches are the same.
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I'm drinkin' with Joe 'cause he knows who I am
I sell a buttscratcher and buy a buttflapper
The bird is the word, now that is a lie
Drinkin' clam juice, young love Weekapaug me