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β€œI asked ChatGPT to help me write this.” I know. I could tell. I can always tell

Not to be dramatic, but the techies on all apps are freaking out about AI and layoffs and their dramatic alarmist posts make me want to scratch the skin off my face.

Dang, I just realized me and my man never get hit on 😭

K*nye has D*ddy-sized sexual allegations that would definitely require jail time, in case you were wondering why is mental health is acting up all of a sudden.

My pets now understand the concept of windows (will openly glare at birds rather than ducking)

"Tory ain't get stabbed. Show me the wound." Is that how you do it?

Never assume that you know a stranger or a friend's financial situation. You don't. So if you ask for donations & people don't give, you really need to keep it moving. There are 1000 reasons why folks don't give and those reasons aren't your business. Thank those who do give & move on.

The thing is. Even if you chose this leader and don't think he's sexist or a racist...why would you want someone in office who keeps calling people idiots and stupid? He's clearly incredibly abusive.

My love of reading is strongly link to this man…

Bad news for someone like me that abhors 80's classic rock πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

It's just too easy to make yourself insane with the computer

I hate camping but this is extreme πŸ˜‚

my 14yo made a power point of what she wants her future to look like and this is my favorite slide

I get that Desus's dad passed. But I need him to stop being a twitter comedian, make some money, and win the divorce.

Yupp I always take advice from (some of) my single friends. They're not lying to themselves or settling and they encourage me to do the same. The friends I do not take relationship advice from simply never have good advice lol.

Post meridiem???

I talk about a former friend with the deadest voice. I really was over her for some time huh 😭

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Is Ohio okay? A thread:

My mind really races at night if I spent the day listening to podcasts or watching shows. It's like my brain has a limit to the number of words I can hear in a day.

Your daily reminder that it is our judicial system that decides if someone is a criminal, not the criminal President or his minions in the executive branch.

I wonder what this gov has in store for Juneteenth...

I muted the word p*pe. Every single thing I learn about that situation is very unhinged.

Another war? My stomach hurts.

Still learning this in year 3. I didn't have this safety growing up. It's so new and different. But each time I choose to reveal my worst fears, he makes it just a little bit better and I'm not so alone.

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Sixlack

Sinners (2025)

Welcome to the Side Part Club 😍

Imagine moving to oh*o for a m*n

She finally is embracing a side part and it's going amazing.

Do not worry, this is all going to get worse before it gets even worse

In Canada & Australia, the most left factions were sacrificed to give the center left the ability to defeat the extreme right. Had that happened here, we wouldn’t be in this nightmare. I guess the rest of the world learned from breathtaking folly of the β€œuncommitted” and Stein voters.

The CRAZY thing nobody is talking about too is that nothing is ever gonna be cheap again. If corporations see that we’ll pay these elevated prices, they have no reason to not make those prices their baseline

WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer

Earlier this week I was in line at the register and hear "I *love* your braids". I turn around to see a white woman in her mid-60s standing Very Close to me. I turn back around and open this app to post about it and realized she was so close she could read my phone 😭

There are 330 million ppl in the US. This math is crazy

β€œIt was the first, and will hopefully be the last, Super Bowl halftime show orchestrated to assassinate the character of another artist,” the complaint said.

Social media is so crazy. What do you mean this photo was posted 114 weeks ago? Just show me the date and go

Say it after me: Chat GPT is not a search engine. It does not scan the web for information, it just generates statistically likely sentences. You cannot use it a search engine, or as a substitute for searching. Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.

I need new friends. My man is the only one I talk to these days (derogatory)

*spoiler* I was mad at her until I realized had she not done what she did, they would have all gone to the town and turned them too, including her daughter, and had an army of 200. Sure they would have survived the night, but the next, and the night after that? She actually did the right thing.