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Jeff Bezos: “The Washington Post is slightly modifying our editorials. The Proud Boys will write them now.”

We just want to remind you: You’re not alone. We’re all in this together, and we’ll get through it together. We’ve seen so many people sharing their feelings of anxiety and stress—please take a moment for yourself. Your well-being matters. Sending you hugs—you are amazing, and we love you all! 💚

RFK Jr’s top spokesman at HHS resigns after just 2 weeks after reporting clashing with him about his response to the measles epidemic in Texas. www.politico.com/news/2025/03...

Yes please.

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“You are essential and appreciated” - Americans thank federal workers outside of McPherson Square in Washington, DC today

Good morning warriors. After last week's debacle, this is more timely than ever. The whole world saw that a Russian asset now occupies our White House, trying to align us with dictators, against our allies. We cannot allow it to go on. Where are our leaders? #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory #Opposition

glenn youngkin easily the commonwealth's worst governor of the 21st century www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Good Morning yall 🤗☀️ I don’t have any motivational shit to say so let’s just get through the day 🤣🫶🏾

“Promise I won’t get political tonight” Me after one glass

This applies to newspapers in Canada as well.

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As requested by a third grader in a letter to my office: Happy Third Graders Day, Minnesota!

If I have to live in Wayne's World it will be with a truly great one like Mike Myers. The other Wayne had a chance to stand up for Canada. He chose silence. Mike Myers showed up big time. No hedging, no playing both sides - just a real Canadian standing up for his country.

Mine in Iowa are REFUSING town halls

Almost done. ✌️ #crossstitch

Egg drop soup Egg clumsy Egg bad waiter Egg fired again Egg turn to life of crime

Last week in a WHO-led process, a group of experts selected target flu strains for production for the 2025-26 season. All three strains selected were previously used in the global 2024-25 season, which should make work easier for manufacturers since they have experience with these strains.

Japan Tobacco, Philip Morris International and British American Tobacco have agreed to pay 32.5 billion Canadian dollars (¥3.4 trillion) to settle their litigation in Canada over health risks from tobacco products.

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The boycott is strong and getting stronger every day.

I still make enough food for every meal as if both my grown children will come to the table. I have mom habits. #MOMSky

Officials at the FAA have directed staff to identify tens of millions of dollars to fund a Starlink deal for upgrading air traffic control communications. Staff has been instructed to find the funds while minimizing documentation and avoiding a paper trail.

Europe dwarfs the United States in military power! America is weak on their own, without allies. #cdnpoli #peipoli

Three hours in and the only mention of the coup happening in our country is a throw away joke from Conan before introducing Mark Hamill. What happened to “Oscars so woke”? Call out the coup! Take even an inkling of a stand against tyranny.

Truth, served well.

The real heroes in this fight so far have been the men and women attending those Town Hall meetings!🔥

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.