Stealing your identity, fixing all your problems, returning your identity - ThreadSky

weeder.bsky.social • 145 days ago

Stealing your identity, fixing all your problems, returning your identity

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altaudge.ruins.party•145 days ago

oh god please

drewdog.bsky.social•145 days ago

This would be a great “if I win Powerball” act

jsonderulo.bsky.social•145 days ago

sudo irl

outofmemory.bsky.social•145 days ago

subscribing to your service.

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•145 days ago

someone stole mine. they returned it, unfixed

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•145 days ago

in at 9, out at 2

horizonviewer.bsky.social•145 days ago

Goose that lays golden eggs, that would be

pavedwalden.bsky.social•145 days ago

oh boy

hannibal-chau.bsky.social•145 days ago

Mighty kind of you.

snakeroot.bsky.social•145 days ago

DM for my SSN

whpshw.bsky.social•145 days ago

Robin Hood for the Information Age.

anardana.bsky.social•145 days ago

Oh god please

natesofamerica.bsky.social•145 days ago

Does this work on health issues as well?

wmaemae.bsky.social•145 days ago

This would be an amazing film plot

kimindivisible.com•145 days ago

If only!

ethecormorant.bsky.social•145 days ago

Thanks, and apologies in advance as some of them are a bit intransigent

coreofanapple.bsky.social•145 days ago

oh shit thanks bro

starcktii.bsky.social•145 days ago

Nice of you

sakuraskies.bsky.social•145 days ago

The US could use this service. 😂

taramontane.bsky.social•145 days ago

Ooh Christmas has come early

dancerartistgeek.bsky.social•145 days ago

jfc please

medianhorse.bsky.social•145 days ago

It’s cool actually you can keep it

russellbarth.bsky.social•145 days ago

pft, take yer best SHOT, bucko

youbeyou.bsky.social•145 days ago

With weed? Otherwise no need to return.

isabellemain.bsky.social•144 days ago

Pal, I don't want it back in 90 years. Just keep it at that point

spideraudioprod.bsky.social•145 days ago

HEY!!
YOU CAN'T-
Oh, wow, you're doing pretty good for yourse-
Oh, hey, I fixed all my problems, that was fast.
What was I even complaining about?

joosin.bsky.social•145 days ago

Nathan for You - S03E08 “The Hero”

qoolboyq.bsky.social•145 days ago

Is this a service?? Asking for myself

yesterdays-spiro.bsky.social•145 days ago

Please 😂😂

realsporkman.bsky.social•145 days ago

There's a "power of attorney" joke in here somewhere.

pontlevoy.bsky.social•145 days ago

I volunteer as tribute

deriviera.bsky.social•145 days ago

How are you going to get a citizenship I wonder?

michalef.bsky.social•145 days ago

Is my identity the same, without my problems, though?

projectauuman.bsky.social•145 days ago

raindroprph.bsky.social•145 days ago

How do I sign up?

burritozen.net•145 days ago

Thanks bearded dude.

keidekay.bsky.social•145 days ago

Me next, please.

motelporn.bsky.social•135 days ago

*sighs in relief*

rfksbrainworm.bsky.social•144 days ago

You can keep the identity

jeggypo57.bsky.social•145 days ago

👋

bullpenghost.bsky.social•145 days ago

Can you fix the fact I’ve been dead since 1998? Because that would be something

fishladyabs.bsky.social•145 days ago

I saw that movie - Nick Cage swapped faces with John Travolta, took out his own criminal network, made his colleagues like him again and taught his daughter to stand up for herself, before conveniently dying and giving his face back.

epluribus.bsky.social•145 days ago

Ooh sign me up

world-war-e.bsky.social•145 days ago

thanks!

electricchimp.bsky.social•145 days ago

being quantum leaped would fix me

writingdcm.bsky.social•145 days ago

If you’re in line to be quantum leaped, make sure you are being observed by someone otherwise we can’t guarantee where or even what you are

littledramaboy.bsky.social•145 days ago

Sigh... How much?

4bubbles.bsky.social•145 days ago

Yes please, where do I wait.

public-futility.bsky.social•145 days ago

mark-mh.bsky.social•145 days ago

Now do Congress.

tanner68.bsky.social•145 days ago

Do you offer this service in Canada, and can you backdate it approximately 40 years? Thanks in advance!

tmaree.bsky.social•145 days ago

This

julesk.me•145 days ago

I’ll give it over for that service

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