US govt has asked Denmark if they can export eggs as Americans face surging egg prices. The request coincides with a raft of new US tariffs on countries, including in Europe -- and also threatened economic sanctions unless Denmark hands over control of Greenland https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/14/trump-egg-prices-denmark-greenland
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Treasolini lies about everything
Lies, yes, because Musk-rat is sharing his drugs with Trump, now they're both space cadets!
We need to tell Denmark that when it comes to that stuff about Greenland, we were just...
...wait on it...
...yolking!
Please, Denmark, come get us!!
https://bsky.app/profile/denmarkification.com
(If there are people who actually speak the language who can provide a better translation, I'm keen to learn)
(Denmark don’t send us eggs. Let that f*cker take the all the heat)
20 dollars for the good eggs instead of rotten ones.
https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/turkey-export-15000-tonnes-eggs-us-amid-bird-flu-disruptions-2025-02-19/
https://bsky.app/profile/crampell.bsky.social/post/3lkhjuve2ak2o
We’ve got so many eggs they’re getting stuck in our ears
Reminds me of Dr Seuss somehow 😄
Maybe they can "fix" the parody part of this proposal...
"What's your point?"
fuck dit svineansigt
Just get some chickens.
Perhaps he is?
Can’t wait to hear ICE explain what an “illegal egg” is. 🤦🏻♀️
tell trump to fuck off. also to fuck himself. then tell him he can't because his dick doesn't work. he hates that
The arrogance blended with the stupidity. Tier 1 levels of each
The three stooges were perhaps more competent.
"You know what other short-lived, racist, genocidal, rampaging empire couldn't piss off Denmark because it needed its agricultural products?"
(Hey folks, don't forget to tip your servers tonight!)
Stiff you like he does all others
https://www.thebignewsletter.com/p/hatching-a-conspiracy-a-big-investigation
Denmark should tell the US to fuck off.
https://bsky.app/profile/moxfyre.bsky.social/post/3lgymw62na22s
“…Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/denmark-offers-to-buy-us
apparently we need danish & turkish eggs to maga.
Please don't help us.
Sincerely,
America.
Greenland is about the green goldrush to the North: newly accessible shipping lanes and ports and minerals.
Worst case they get a polite f@ck you.
Maybe, birdflue wouldn't be this big problem? And beg for eggs?
Maybe voting for arsonists is bad? 🤷♂️
- Get 1 million Danish eggs
- Print them with the Greenland flag
- Put them into a plane, fly it to Washington and drop them all over the White House