It looks like a vehicle from a broke indie studio 1990s zombie game with about 6 polygons used to generate it. So yeah, no high hopes for that piece of junk from me.
See? You get it!
Of you compare it to literally any other worthwhile truck you see on the road, then its sold absolute dogsht; but compare it to a shopping cart, then it's sold gangbusters
or maybe im wrongfully giving this person the benefit of the doubt but i feel like just mentioning that some native tribes had violent practices isnt racist in of itself, esp when compared to europeans that were equally violent in similar ways
Even to be salvaged from active crime scenes, scratches buffed out and back on the lot or featuring in the Musksothian Museum apparently.
Reusable rockets haha
And this is from a guy that put in a pre-order the first week then watched the slow motion train wreck of diminishing promises till I said F-it and got my deposit back.
It was a meme that 4Chan bullied Elon into wasting a ton of money actually producing. I'm honestly shocked they've sold more than 10. I'm very bad at estimating the number of people that have more money than sense.
They’re too expensive. If they were $60K then I’d probably have one. Without a doubt the coolest and most useful car I’ve seen in the last 10 years. Just too expensive.
What expectations did you have for a car that looks like it would randomly catch fire, made by a guy notorious for making the least-safe vehicles on the road?
Wrong. I expected it to be hilariously hideous in person, but the first time I saw one lumbering down the road looking like a giant toenail clipper, my expectations were blown right out of the water.
Who’s expectations? Not mine. It’s absolutely living up to MY expectations. It’s a shoddily built Incel Camino, designed by a 6 year old, told to draw a “space truck”.
I expected it to be a rusty suppository driven only by extremely-online, attention-starved men and autoshop owners advertising how well their car wraps fit, and my expectations have been met.
Yet, oddly, I see one if not more every single day that I drive around in LA. In fact, I saw TWO when I drove around Portland, OR too. So many stupid people
This article pulls its punches so much I’m sick of people pretending musk isn’t just a stupid weirdo who got lucky and lies all the time. His cars kill people they aren’t safe
Whose expectations are we talking about here? Because “a badly designed, badly built, ugly piece of garbage death trap” is EXACTLY what I expected, personally.
The Venn diagram of people with a lot of money to waste on a car, who are also comfortable with the maga image, and who want something that's a simulacrum of a truck with none of the functionality, *and* who want an EV is small.
I feel like making a vehicle that can't meet safety standards outside the US is a huge oversight but I'm not a business genius who runs Tesla so what do I know?
Plus like, the pre-launch was mostly lies about it so lol I guess.
It's lived up to mine, it was going to be a poorly made, untested, and just a continual source for memes. It would also help quickly identify the village idiots. So far, it's done it's job.
Who would have thought the shitmobile that looks like a rolling dumpster, and that people have mocked since day one while pointing out how poorly it’s made might be a bad vehicle?
He’s an investor, not an inventor, he has very little self restraint, and says a lot of shit, has way too many kids with fucked up names, can not be trusted to follow the law, or keep people safe.
I fully expected it to be rolling garbage, and I am a huge fan of EVs.
I was horrified the moment I first saw the Deplorean. Elon was the Chosen one. He was supposed to save the Automobile, not destroy it. We wanted electric TRUCKS, you jackass.
Ford swooped in like Batman and built the Lightning.
It’s pretty tragic that investors are in so deep on the fantasy that this company is worth a lot of money that they take turns convincing each other of things like “the $100,000 hideous turd built like shit with terrible safety and zero practicality is gonna sell like gangbusters!”
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I'm totally validated in my opinion that Cybertruck is nothing more than a Elon-Fanboy flex
Amirite
So if you compare it to OTHER vehicles that aren't selling well, it places? Okay.
Of you compare it to literally any other worthwhile truck you see on the road, then its sold absolute dogsht; but compare it to a shopping cart, then it's sold gangbusters
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Reusable rockets haha
And this is from a guy that put in a pre-order the first week then watched the slow motion train wreck of diminishing promises till I said F-it and got my deposit back.
It lived down to mine and then some.
That it *wouldn't* randomly catch fire?
But we were ignored.
homer simpson ass car
Seriously, the Tesla brand has become a joke.
Plus like, the pre-launch was mostly lies about it so lol I guess.
“Showman” my ass, the word you’re looking for is LIAR.
It looked shyte from the start.
So far, it's met those expectations. Hell, it's exceeded them.
"WHOSE EXPECTATIONS, MOTHERFUCKERS?!"
Fully lives up to mine, though.
Today it’s $408.
A 70% gain.
I’d imagine the investors will be more than happy.
That’s the really bad part.
Then consider how practical it is to modify it for different application; it’s not.
Do you think anyone will take this to remote area? That’s what reliable trucks do.
Tesla is an expensive toy.
He’s an investor, not an inventor, he has very little self restraint, and says a lot of shit, has way too many kids with fucked up names, can not be trusted to follow the law, or keep people safe.
If only there were a few dozen more clues!
Appropriate
I was horrified the moment I first saw the Deplorean. Elon was the Chosen one. He was supposed to save the Automobile, not destroy it. We wanted electric TRUCKS, you jackass.
Ford swooped in like Batman and built the Lightning.
My expectations were met.