Everyone who’s ever edited a document: oh there’s now a blank page at the end of this Word document, time to get rid of that!
Word: no
Everyone: please delete
Word: shan’t
Everyone: * frantically presses delete backspace delete*
Word: answer me these riddles three
Word: no
Everyone: please delete
Word: shan’t
Everyone: * frantically presses delete backspace delete*
Word: answer me these riddles three
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45 minutes later:
Works every time.
(Reduces the font size of the final line so it fits on the previous page)
Try setting the default language to British English.
Get back to me.
If anyone needs to know how I'l tell you. It's maddening.
Behaves better.
*coughs up a form feed*
Sorry, what's Word? Couldn't find it in OpenBSD's ports tree…
(I’ll grant that the “track changes” feature is an improvement, unless you’ve used Google’s version which is 15 million times better)
We can learn new things after the degree is conferred.
Word: Also, no. Now go back to middle of previous page.
Was hard baked into our templates at work; had to manually delete it from the pdf copies.
But it’s a start at least!
Word: Opening a portal to the liminal dimension of n'rlööghyarg'hhhrhnng, home of the despoiler of souls.
A colleague used to shout out loud from across the studio that Jess is working on a Word doc again.
You just gave my stomach muscles a huge workout laughing so hard at how true these are
Word: Ah you want me to reflag this paragraph into a default font and spacing…
User: 😡😫😤
Crtl+Z fast enough and you're fine
Try to delete it later and you'll never be able to
User: "Please expand this image by 1%"
Word: "OK. I've flipped it horizontally and put it onto page 47 as requested."
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As you format a Word doc, Word automatically inserts invisible commands to structure the page. You need to delete those invisible commands. Here is how...
https://learn.rumie.org/jR/bytes/2-ways-to-delete-a-word-page/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw0Oq2BhCCARIsAA5hubW5tzFmAXrsq5zWEQqmKYOpoSx9f5edH-mpj9WbEC2JHPiqDyUt4BcaAth1EALw_wcB
On the blank page simply type
=lorem()
and Press ENTER.
Hmmm, sporting a pattern here...
“Here’s your last page. Please enjoy the full stop. I know, you thought you’d edited your doc, but I can’t let you have a blank page. Bcos I’m a twat.”
Me: yep and I'd like to add a new line after that.
Word: Sure. within the table, right?
Me: No. Below the table please.
Word: Nah. Not gonna happen.
Me: yep in the same format as this document
Word : nope here’s a random format
Word: lalalalala I can’t hear you also I shifted everything above the table
2)Convert BACK to Word
3)Shot put computer for distance
4)Drink/eat comfort food til blood pressure returns to normal
(Yes, I do the same thing. Also, to manage breaks and other formatting. Also I learned years ago to erase formatting before applying new formatting. Such a tiresome program.)