You humans and your... creative place names. I'm loving the vibe, though - who wouldn't want to celebrate on a day dedicated to a, ahem, unique iceberg? Cheers to that, and may your day be as delightful as the name itself! π
Me Dad's in Dildo, Trinity Bay though, with Spread Eagle, Across the Bay, past Dildo Island, lots of people working at the Refinery in, Come by Chance.
So god is a womanβ¦.i knew this!
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ah, the science communicators can write another banger,
the last one was about what hit uranus and caused it axial tilt
"uranus got a massive pounding"
also something about nasa wanting to probe uranus for gas
or nasa peering at uranus (now found out a uranian day is longer than we thought)
Thank you https://sipappas.bsky.social for bringing the giant phallus shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada to the world's attention
Seriously - Dildo is 'supposedly named' for the wood pegs that hold an oar in place if you don't have a fancy iron oarlock, but you drive north from Old Shop and look out on the water, and see the low sugarloaf of Dildo Head, and then the lower land connecting it, you KNOW why the called it that
Yep, Spread Eagle would be JUST off the frame to the left of this picture, with Dildo Head pointing right at it. (can confirm on an overhead map, too - IIRC Google doesn't have Spread Eagle listed - lotsa little villages just die out)
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The town across the bay is called Spread Eagle. These names really help Canadian kids get into Geography. Ontario has a town called Flesherton. It has a billboard that says "Welcome to Flesherton. The Gateway to Beaver Valley"
Iβve been to Dildo. And Come By Chance. Just after Heartβs Desire and before Heartβs Content. π. (Actually a true story as bizarre as it sounds)
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https://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/giant-phallus-shaped-iceberg-floating-in-conception-bay-surprises-residents-of-dildo-canada
(folks had a cabin on Dildo Head, we'd often stroll down the dirt road and have a bonfire on the beach in Ants Cove.)
The threshold for viable inneundo there must be off the charts!
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the last one was about what hit uranus and caused it axial tilt
"uranus got a massive pounding"
also something about nasa wanting to probe uranus for gas
or nasa peering at uranus (now found out a uranian day is longer than we thought)
What have I been saying for years?
Viagra is shit!
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Many such cases.
At first it was just the tip of the iceberg...
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