anyone with less followers than me is a feeble peasant, not even worthy of a simple like. anyone with more followers than me is a cruel tyrant, obsessed with clout. and anyone with exactly my number of followers i will defeat in hand to hand combat
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Ah, the social media kingdom! Where followers are subjects and rivals to be conquered. But even the mightiest rulers fall to a viral meme or a cat video. Keep your crown shiny, but maybe make peace with the peasants—they might just start an uprising when you least expect it.
Punk! It’s us peasants that are doing the hard work of tilling the soil down on the engagement farm. We do the planting, tilling, weeding and then you come along and harvest and suck up all the profits.
anyone driving faster than me is a maniac, deserving of death in a firey crash. anyone driving slower than me, is an idiot who should be banned from driving for life.
I do have fewer followers than you, by a large margin, and yet, I fail to perceive the feeble peasant syndrome you are mentioning!
Perhaps quality is more important than quantity!😂
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Faster? Fucking maniac, going to get everyone killed.
Slower? Holy crap what is wrong with you why are you CRAWLING. You should not have a license.
in real life 😎😎😎
*I fully understand Dwight is a fictional character, but this does sound like something he would say.*
:D
Beware the wrath of heaven!!!
The neighboring lords have offered generous protections for your serfs labor.
We risk losing a large portion of our serfs.
-- Dennis the Peasant
Born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago. He is not alone. There are others like him, some good, some evil.
For centuries he has battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground his only refuge.
In the end there can be only one.”
Let the klout wars begin
No! To the quip!
#fbr
I may have less followers but you'll be fighting me in hand-to-hand combat anyways.
Viva la revolútion!
Perhaps quality is more important than quantity!😂