Nobody is making good decisions on the Doritos Juice — this is how you end up in messy clown makeup at an abandoned amusement park fighting a raccoon horde using a dildo you don’t own as your only weapon
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As someone who once spent hours in a kitchen boiling, straining, clarifying, spicing, and successfully making Cool Ranch Dorito consume, I'm afraid I must have a bottle of this bad idea juice in my pantry.
one time in my early 20s i got blasted on tequila shots, ate doritos on the way home, and couldn’t get that cursed taste combo out of my mouth for three days
I would throw a shot of this into a michelada? Or a nice bloody mary, maybe? Then again, i do fight raccoons regularly so my taste is not to be trusted.
There was recent discourse on the inadvisability of using previously owned sex toys, and this might be as good a thing to do with them as anything else.
I was going to say "flavored booze is bad, booze should taste like what it was made from - grapes, grain, and so on"...and then remembered this monstrosity and no, not all booze should taste like what it's made from.
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live mas motherfuckers
I bet it ain't great to throw up, tho
oof
Ok, I'm in.
(ik hard mtn dew is a thing but not in a liquor form)
Those dicks were fast as lightning
I think it's 14th century law honestly.
You should at least be able to wield your own dildo!
Do dildos work against raccoons
I mean, Doritos as an alcohol drink?! Who thought that would work as a product?!
#ComeOnBlueskyForGodSakeGiveUsGifs
BUT NOT THAT WEIRD SHIT