Satellite system that can beam the flavor of a McDonald's meal via laser to anyone with no obstruction between them and the sky, giving them an insatiable craving for mcnuggets and a two cheeseburger combo
Tbh they could bust bring back supersizing and early y2k prices.
If they were willing to eat slightly thinner margins they'd have lines out the parking lot.
The Flazor (Frozen Flavor) machine is McDonald’s new frozen ice cream machine! The Flazor creates existing McDonald’s flavors while allowing new user created mixes prepared with minimum effort from the employees. Based on the design of the McDonald’s McCafé machine and the coke freestyle machines!
One of these days Trump will just change McDonald's to just Donald's, like the "Gulf of America." If only his fetish for Big Macs would destroy him via coronary artery disease already. One can dream.
I've had it at World's Largest McDonald's in Orlando. It was okay. The alfredo was a bit better, but when I went there, I could barely eat anything, so maybe worth going now that I have an appetite.
Remember those old Christmas lights that were just a floodlight behind a rotating disc with colored lighting gels on it? Like that, but with flavors. Ketchup, mustard, pickle, onion, and beef.
So far the consensus appears to be a McFlurry full of razors and if that’s the case no thanks I’ll take myself out another way if I have a choice in the matter. 😭
You're all pronouncing it wrong, it's the Flah-Zer, not the Flay-Zor. It's the flat version of a frozen soft-drink, so that it doesn't put bubbles up your nose when you try to drink it, you just get brain freeze. Comes in Brown, Mauve, Berry Blue, Christmas, and Unicorn flavors starting at $3.99
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If they were willing to eat slightly thinner margins they'd have lines out the parking lot.
… which is why we have Whoopers now.
*Can also be consumed on Lent.
Laser
Blaze
...Blazer
Vertical flavor!
Ha ha, tasty!
You're welcome.
I’ll let ChatGPT take the credit on this Rick & Morty reject idea
Which tbh is how I assume they already do it.
Or both?
😁
Starting at 3m35s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFKQ7GflRkk&t=47s