I also need the Imperial G-3 to ask the Imperial G-2 what the weather will be like on Alderaan next week during a staff meeting, just to watch the G-2 get visibly upset
I don’t know why I want art to imitate very dumb life, but I truly do
I don’t know why I want art to imitate very dumb life, but I truly do
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*static and crackles*
“…the budget for the 4th quarter does not meet the projections as outlined in the MOA for the force design update for the death trooper squads, especially with the Senate’s CR for the next FY…”
“Is the Emperor here in the room, Director Krennik? Hearsay. Did he give you written orders confirming this alleged Verbal order? No. All we have is you redirecting key components from frontline Star Destroyer production at five yards…”
“Seven.”
“…”
"You're Mr. Stephens?"
"Who is Mr. Stephens?"
"He's head of catering."
😂🤣😂🤣
Star Wars: West Wing
Now I have to fill out Form 99-23×qr again!
Bullshit! You told me last week they were going to concur! What the hell?
Sir, ADM Piett concurred last month, but now that ADM Bask has assumed command, he says it didn't get adequate staffing through his headquarters.
For all its ills - none of this shit would happen without mundane crap.
Star Wars needs more of it.
Personally I suspect it had to do with Palpatine's esoteric goals.
He wanted to break into the immortality stuff Darth Plageous did and that required the insurgency quashed swiftly so he could meditate
Remember the full fleet of the Death Star wasn't deployed. Tarkin thought the rebel attack was a useless gesture destined to failure regardless of any plans they had received.
Vader went out and fought with his own squadrons and loyalists
"Thank you for calling the Empire. How may I help today?...a dead Ewok blocking the drain?...ok...
Let's see it happen Disney!
Monday: 73°
Tuesday: 75°
Wednesday: 75°
Thursday: 40k°
Friday: --