That’s how we plan on taking over…we’ll start with buttering you up with the tarts, sweetening the deal with maple syrup and finishing you off with a huge order of poutine with fresh cheese curds!
🇨🇦🍁😊
I mean, yeah, that will work. Who doesn't want poutine and butter tarts?! but I think we'd just be okay with becoming part of Canada, getting universal healthcare and putting Trump in prison.
He looks pretty, uh, down?"
Yeah, well maybe we should cheer him up then
[Matt:]
What do you, uh, suppose we should do?
[Tim:]
Well, does he like butter tarts?
[Marc:]
I was lying on the grass
On Sunday morning of last week....
I don't know, but my feed is full of literally nauseating photos of Trump in the Pope's garb, alternating with images of Trump with seriously chiseled muscles holding a light saber. I'll trade you.
Why is mine NOT full of Canadian Butter Tarts? (Appetite just leapt up and stomped around the room chanting Butter Tarts, Butter Tarts, Pony F*rts for Butter Tarts... Appetite's little verse function is...not refined.)
Change it up a little with Nanaimo Bars!
Mum’s soothing her jangled nerves ☕️ after watching the Gong Show that was Trump hosting our PM 🇨🇦, Mark Carney 😡. She’s thinking she *just might* need to go buy some Nanaimo Bars from Costco today…says they are just like mother used to make! 😋
I never knew butter tarts were a Canadian thing so thank you for informing me. Why the rest of the world hasn’t cottoned on to butter tarts is beyond me. Simply the best
There’s a meme just waiting to be made about the Steve Miller (not the good one) Band… Or maybe the Steve Miller Band Aid? Just slap it onto your hemorrhaging National Security and watch it bleed out in minutes!
Sounds rather lovely to have Canadian Butter Tarts on your mind instead of the politically promiscuous male and female tarts of the Trump administration.
Ok, I've been following you far to long. You said "feed" and my brain immediately thought of your chicken feed. I couldn't figure out how Canadian Butter Tarts got in your chicken feed. Took me a hot minutes to figure it out. (give me a break it is a Monday morning.)
I made our old vet Butter Tarts for Christmas one year. He had never had them before and the first question( on our next visit) was what is in those ? They are simply divine, when I told them they were raisins he didn’t believe it because he hates raisins and yet loved butter tarts!
Not if done correctly, they must be soaked prior to the addition to that buttery golden sauce/ filling.Trust me my grandma taught me how to do them correctly.Tenderflake shortening is a must also.
No disrespect meant to you or your no doubt justly-beloved butter tarts! I have consumed raisins that were gently simmered in rice pudding for hours until they swelled up and completely changed in flavour & texture, and still hate them, so I think I’m just not a raisin person, correct tarts or no🤷
I’m not sure one can make Coffee Crisp, but I’d be willing to try!
They are chocolate bars and if you like them, buy an extra suitcase to bring back more. Along with Oh Henry, Mr Big, and Wunder bars.
In cafés or bake shops, look for Nanaimo bars as well as butter tarts.
Ooh, danger, thank you!! We have a habit of trying (!) to recreate our favorite treats discovered while traveling.
I was cabin crew for an intl airline for years and often, conveniently, had just enough space left in my bag for sweets! 😉
Long ago, my mom took us to LA to visit an aunt whose other relations and many neighbours invited the gang of us over so my mom would bring buttertarts / demonstrate how to make them. Sometimes a few raisins, sometimes toasted walnut bits, always delicious. Best enjoyed sitting in a Muskoka chair.
Maybe you should be blocked spreading absolute nonsense
You know more than the British lady in British parliament
You have been proven wrong
But you keep yipping
And you don’t have a clue who she was
You are grasping straws
You are wrong
Check and see if you have been blocked
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I'd want raisins in mine.
Not mine.
I'm going to have to Google them now.
🇨🇦🍁😊
Yeah, well maybe we should cheer him up then
[Matt:]
What do you, uh, suppose we should do?
[Tim:]
Well, does he like butter tarts?
[Marc:]
I was lying on the grass
On Sunday morning of last week....
But whatever a Canadian Butter Tart is, I’ll take 4, please
With a hot cuppa coffee, extra cream
Thank you 😊
https://www.midland.ca/en/community-tourism-culture/ontarios-best-butter-tart-festival.aspx
Mum’s soothing her jangled nerves ☕️ after watching the Gong Show that was Trump hosting our PM 🇨🇦, Mark Carney 😡. She’s thinking she *just might* need to go buy some Nanaimo Bars from Costco today…says they are just like mother used to make! 😋
I’m looking up the recipe.
Lol
@sassymetischick.bsky.social I think you need to spice up Bluesky with some mini Bundt cakes.
They *do* look delicious however.
(As long as they don't have raisins)
now walnuts - thats a different story
- The Canadian Borg
Consider the alternatives!
Want some??
pecans in butter tarts ✅
raisins in butter tarts: 🛑
I love raisins in my tarts. My mom used to put currants in hers (Not a fan.)
I love my butter tarts just plain.
I keep blocking these accounts!
It doesn't end.
B) why isn’t mine?
C) please share the secrets of your feed preferences
and we figure y'all could use a bit of buttery happiness these days
Thank you!
https://youtu.be/fzV7uXXJmRE?si=kkfR_92O8nAyyvjC
did you need the rest of the song translated?
it's about the week after a rave night
1st verse is being hung over from drugs and booze, and how it stole away summer sunshine fun on the sunday after
2nd verse
about summer heat hanging at the park downing the canadian requisite of umpteen slurpees and the emotional hangover of ecstacy
I thought you were saying something else 😆
They are chocolate bars and if you like them, buy an extra suitcase to bring back more. Along with Oh Henry, Mr Big, and Wunder bars.
In cafés or bake shops, look for Nanaimo bars as well as butter tarts.
I was cabin crew for an intl airline for years and often, conveniently, had just enough space left in my bag for sweets! 😉
https://www.siftandsimmer.com/coffee-crisp-bars-copycat-recipe/
Hells angels and strippers!
"Why is my tart's butt full of Canadian weed?"
There. I resisted temptation.
I hear its just as good as the apple pie stuff
https://www.midland.ca/en/community-tourism-culture/ontarios-best-butter-tart-festival.aspx
out
To all Americans except trump
I don’t need your over and over again nonsense
You know more than the British lady in British parliament
You have been proven wrong
But you keep yipping
And you don’t have a clue who she was
You are grasping straws
You are wrong
Check and see if you have been blocked
Really I think you need to get a life
Been there, done that. 😂