You are already in hell, like the Sartre one, but instead of three people there are forty gazillion and there are Things That They Would Like You To Know
Dave Barry wrote an article that said the worst comments/letters he got were not from people who hated his humor, but from people who were somehow completely unaware he was telling jokes at all
I once joked with someone about saving me a kidney and some random lady laid in on me about how I would never make that joke if I knew someone who needed a transplant and I’m like, my own daughter is gonna need a heart one day.
i thought it was clever and funny, joke em if they can't take a fuck. people take themselves too seriously and think they are the voice for the whole world. i speak for myself and the people that like to hear it, and if one motherfucker likes it, i'm happy.
Yikes. To be very honest, coming from someone who is also an irreverent online jokester, this one did cross the line, Becca. To explain, let me first introduce myself. My name is Mrs. Christine Gehrig,
Actually chickens don't understand what roads are and can't make active decisions to cross them. It's really heartless to expose them to that kind of risk too.
Oh, you think Cain murdering Abel is funny? My cousin’s nephew in law was murdered by a man that looked like his brother. Think about that before you click Post next time.
My Grandfather had ALS, It was a terrible struggle. That being said, I grant you the degenerative disease joke pass, this applies to all degenerative disease. Fire away.
Most people on this site are 50 something resist libs or just smug weirdos. Unlike me, a 500 something year old evil vampire who drinks blood and is named Dracula
In support of your no-vowels joke, when I was in grad school we used to refer to a famous cognitive scientist named Pylyshyn as "And Sometimes Y", which we told him when he visited our campus. He seemed to find that pretty funny.
Maybe I've just been in an Internet bubble across multiple platforms over the past 20 years but every day I'm having a harder and harder time believing these are real people.
people in the replies are being really insensitive, my aunt died from people doing something she was complaining about as a bit (hitting her with rocks)
I made a joke about how making guns black is dumb, because then they’re harder to find when you drop them in the dark… and I got explained at that there are non-black guns that I may want to look into.
The main thing that’s still better about Twitter is a much better sense of humor and a lot of hilarious stuff daily. I’m on your side here in case that’s not obvious.
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I guess I have to wait a little bit longer before posting my joke about a frustrated Hollywood hitman still waiting for a clean shot at Michael J Fox.
In this TedX talk i will-
[falls off the stage and dies]
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5896528/
Thanks Joel :)
and furthermore
https://youtu.be/GHIT2or-F9o?si=q-F6h44MaSvtWu2w&t=206
no? i’m in your walls. you cannot get rid of me
"Yeah, Montressor? I think I missed a step, you got some time to help me out?"