A list of my seven favourite metal band names from around the world…
7. Aggressive Snail Attack (Croatia)
6. Teddy Bear Autopsy (Czech Republic)
5. We Butter the Bread with Butter (Germany)
4. Depressed Mode (Finland)
3. Lobster Apocalypse (US)
2. Bathtub Shitter (Japan)
1. Destiny Potato (Serbia)
7. Aggressive Snail Attack (Croatia)
6. Teddy Bear Autopsy (Czech Republic)
5. We Butter the Bread with Butter (Germany)
4. Depressed Mode (Finland)
3. Lobster Apocalypse (US)
2. Bathtub Shitter (Japan)
1. Destiny Potato (Serbia)
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Splattered Mermaids (Sweden)
Make Me a Donut (Switzerland)
Pantychrist (Canada)
- The Dayglow Abortions (USA)
- The Creeping Anal Vapors (USA)
- MDC (Millions of Dead Cops) (USA)
- The Reagan Youth (USA)
- Christ on a Cruch (USA)
Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
Ant and Dec VS. The Evil Dead
Owen Wilson Says Wow
Yelling Slayer at Your Nan's Funeral
Have You Seen This Weather We're Having?
Cliff Richard Drinks From The Skulls Of His Enemies
Chuckle Vision is just Drug Slang
I’d listened to “Killer Dwarfs Stand Tall” during my youth
Had some bloody good nights at their gigs.
Deep dive into teddy bear autopsies and aggressive snail attacks commencing in 3...2...1...
Went to a @randomhand.bsky.social festival a couple of months and saw bands called ‘Pickled Dick’ and ‘Smoking Gives You Big Tits’
Neds Atomic Dustbin ( obvs! )
But we also loved the names :
The Colourblind James Experience and The Barenaked Ladies
Dunno if they count as metal but Sweden also has Diabloe Swing Orchestra
No. There is no lore behind it.
untranslatable really but something like:
"Formation of the Undead Pork Cutlet / Schnitzel"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formacja_Nieżywych_Schabuff
Sounds like I’m on drugs??
Wait till u watch it 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/yt0YrfjRMB4?si=oLzNIjuEN3DObgfx
Plus look at this happy little gardener they stuck on an album cover:
... Especially with a song titled "Taste Like Kevin Bacon"
The Simpsons even used their video for "White Wine Spritzer" to close out an episode.
We Butter…#2
I love snails, bread and butter (not together, tho. Snails gotta live)
I’ve lived a good life,
Honest, true & fine.
Like Johnny Cash,
I’ve walked the line…
-- but it's a reference to Argentine musician, Atahualpa Yupanqui.
You probably saw our posters.
The Bipolar Express
And now I'm imagining "Enjoy the Silence," but even slower.
Not metal though, but breakcore, so will still make your eardrums bleed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRKzkMlXam4&t=2s
Carach Angren (Netherlands)
Behemoth (Poland)
Septicflesh (Greece)
Rammstein (Germany)
Satyricon (Norway)
Cannibal Corpse (USA)
Morbid Angel (USA)
Dimmu Borgir (Norway)
1349 (Norway)
Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In (1/2)
(Something going on with the universe I should know about...?)
Also DESTINY POTATO ARE SERBIAN???
Not metal, but I'm rather proud of the pun.
Black Tarry Stools
The live version shot in a sweaty nightclub I found on YouTube is the absolute tits.
Do you know Big Daddy?
Prosthetic C*nt
Uranus Space Club
Are some other good mentions.
I'm still stuck on the old school bus with Helloween, Loudness, King Diamond & Celtic Frost.
Basically.
(that said... <3 courtney laplante)