Here's your Bad Place house.
The architect per the blurb was going for max sunlight and views, but instead has created 12 degree angles that slowly drive the inhabitants mad until the Sea reclaims what is Hers.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/34510-Ocean-Dr-Pacific-City-OR-97135/71444313_zpid/
The architect per the blurb was going for max sunlight and views, but instead has created 12 degree angles that slowly drive the inhabitants mad until the Sea reclaims what is Hers.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/34510-Ocean-Dr-Pacific-City-OR-97135/71444313_zpid/
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And yeah it has the same level of unsettling dork vibe.
a building is calling
How does this place do in high-water storms?
How dry is that basement?
However, I’d support federal law that every Zillow post include floor plans.
The house is evil beyond comprehension, but it’s got some great marketing skills.
And yet so oddly, I would never want to *live* there.
And at 1.8 million it's not a worry I'll have 😂
And picture 10/37 makes me want to punch the architect. The slanted wall shit would be the first thing to *go*
And it's not even the worst element, for that we go to the basement bathrooms who's angles are aggressively oppressive
The house is actually an SCP
You can get better from etsy.
If one ignores climate change and affordability and reality it looks like a fantasy map paradise
Thank you for sharing this, it's both amazing and has all the vibes of a button with "do not press" above it.
These houses are so close it's like apartment living, except in addition to hearing, you will see each other all the time too, often when/where you'd rather not
I could NOT get through a shower in that
Inside pictures:
I don't think it'll float though.
(I'm European, I don't get how Zillow almost never has those)
Complete with sea-sickness!
Worse for me is spending nearly two million dollars for a house six feet from my neighbors. 🤷🏼♂️
It's like it was made for a bad movie that was so awful literally no one will ever recognize it.
That bathroom is a nightmare too
*gifts it to Elon Musk*
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wut?
It's like it's a beach house for the low tier villain.
And the angles. And the giant bunkbed of doom.