Instead of a carpenter, Jesus is a janitor who comes to the attention of the wider world when he solves an ‘unsolvable’ ontological problem on a philosophy professor’s chalkboard.
Children of the Con
2 Monkeys
Planet of the Ape
Men in Back
RobCop
Light Risk
The All Guy
Dirt Dancing
Lady and the Ramp
A Cockwork Orange
Purple Ran
Rebel Without a Case
War of the World
The Bird
Mary Poppin
2 Angry Men
917
941
984
0 things i hate about you
0 first dates
01 dalmatians
13 going on 3
12 hours
2 angry men
how to lose a guy in 0 days
tree amigos
the tree faces of eve
tree men and a baby
4 ronin
4 hours
another 4 hours
apollo 3
the 4 year old virgin
Honestly, this is my favorite entry, because it's at the intersection of "damn, that really did ruin the movie" and "…I'm probably enough of a wonk to find a way to enjoy that movie."
Tar Wars
The Italian Jo
Jurassic Ark
Moan
Rave
Angled
Seeping Beauty
Snow white and the even dwarves
The princess ride
The parent rap
The dark night
Sol
The lion kin
The lion king 2, simba's ride
E
Close encounters of the tird kind
Demolition ma
Ferris Bueller’s Day Of, Animal Hose, Shamoo, The Bad News Ears, The Bride On the River Kwai, Sir Crazy, Airplan!, The Blue Brothers, Tripes, Yes Wide Shut, Saying Alive, Footlose, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dom.
Watership Own
Solent Green
High Noo
The Wizard of 'O'
28 Days Late
What's Eating Gilbert Gape?
The Bird
The Girl with the Dagon Tattoo
Fetch
Heaters
Now White and the Seven Dwarves
Black Panter
Back Raft
Muppet Christmas Carl
I think so. I just noticed a couple of new ones on my phone keyboard. It's probably supposed to be tired, but it feels very, "I can't take this s*** anymore" to me. It's going to be high in my rotation. 😅
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The Bids
Apocalypse ow
https://cdn.britannica.com/99/147099-050-194F47E3/Edie-Falco-Nurse-
The People’s Princess defeats terrorists
Frida the 13th
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Instead of a carpenter, Jesus is a janitor who comes to the attention of the wider world when he solves an ‘unsolvable’ ontological problem on a philosophy professor’s chalkboard.
You like pomegranates? 🤔
Well, how do you like them pomegranates?? 😤
On the Waterfont
Unset Blvd.
The Bride on the River Kwai
Some Like It Ho
Psych
Apocalypse No
Annie Hal
2 Monkeys
Planet of the Ape
Men in Back
RobCop
Light Risk
The All Guy
Dirt Dancing
Lady and the Ramp
A Cockwork Orange
Purple Ran
Rebel Without a Case
War of the World
The Bird
Mary Poppin
2 Angry Men
941
984
0 things i hate about you
0 first dates
01 dalmatians
13 going on 3
12 hours
2 angry men
how to lose a guy in 0 days
tree amigos
the tree faces of eve
tree men and a baby
4 ronin
4 hours
another 4 hours
apollo 3
the 4 year old virgin
All Quiet on the Western Font
Rome and Juliet
The Italian Jo
Jurassic Ark
Moan
Rave
Angled
Seeping Beauty
Snow white and the even dwarves
The princess ride
The parent rap
The dark night
Sol
The lion kin
The lion king 2, simba's ride
E
Close encounters of the tird kind
Demolition ma
“ onclave”
"Get away from her, you snitch!"
This time it's law
Volatile couple take up piracy on the high seas to save their marriage
Tar Wars
(Praise Kier!)
An
O Jimbo
Eternal sunshine of the potless mind
EST of Eden?
Oldfinger
The Ark Knight Rises
Tar Trek Beyond
Loud Atlas
Animal Hose
(coming soon to an unfunded university near you)
(Double feature)
Solent Green
High Noo
The Wizard of 'O'
28 Days Late
What's Eating Gilbert Gape?
The Bird
The Girl with the Dagon Tattoo
Fetch
Heaters
Now White and the Seven Dwarves
Black Panter
Back Raft
Muppet Christmas Carl
Sand By Me
Pretty in Ink
Hoe Alone
https://bsky.app/profile/bensnotwriting.bsky.social/post/3lo7iek2qck2i
Dawn of the Dad
Pup Fiction
Mid in Manhattan
Tom Raider
Mad Max Fur Road
West Sid Story
Aging Bull
Rear Widow
On Air
Rash
OldenEye
Hat
91/2 eeks
Taxi River
2001: A Pace Odyssey
Finding Emo
Rainspotting
Aging Bull
One Girl
Rock
Targate
Tar Wars
Tar Trek
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Footlose
Jaw
Invasion of the Body Snatches
Dude, Here's My Car
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