Serious comment, if you have acquired anything resembling a manufacturing supply chain, see if it can churn out abortifacients and HRT and puberty blockers or at least their precursors. We're gonna need more sources of those.
I don't need mystery supplements. Or other supplements. Sorry (yes, I'm Canadian).
I do need to know if the purchase included rights to Alex Jones' name because there is a lot of legal precedent for that (remember J H Kellogg?) and if it did, that would be hilarious.
Dead serious: you should continue to sell them. Cut the price by 3/4ths to undercut the other scammers. Put a link to a page that explains that they're useless and always have been on the labels: maybe you deprogram a few people.
please, PLEASE sell edibles 🙏🏼 the number of people I know who would keep a bottle of THC gummies that are turning the friggin frogs gay is considerable
I am totally anti-woo, but I fully support the continued sale of everything that is deemed safe. AJ is going to try this grift elsewhere, corner his market. There are probably a lot of shoppers who don’t even know what is going on, and will continue to purchase from the store.
In all seriousness, have a few legitimate dietitians, scientists and doctors look them over and see how they might be well applied. There may actually be usable supplements that could be distributed to people who could derive actual benefit from it. 🤷🏽
Tidying up my elderly father's house was an object lesson in an organizational rebranding. Somehow the company that started with freezing heads for later rejuvenation managed to find a new life in the subscription supplements scam industrial complex.
When my stepdad died we ended up with two medium U-Haul boxes of miscellaneous supplements and another shipment arrived when we were planning the funeral. Wouldn't take half his prescribed meds, told me to never call an ambulance for him, but had MASSIVE bottles of ginko biloba and St. John's wort.
Also an odd mix of GNC and weirdo brands, like fifty/fifty odds as to whether I'd heard of them in an unnerving magazine article when I was a kid or never seen them mentioned anywhere. It's a really big and bizarre market.
There's way more crap than just fluoride. I don't think drinking water with fluoride is a good thing. I do use it nightly to rinse my mouth. I think people go too far by excluding it from oral hygiene. I like chewing food.
YES SO BAD. You should make them available to chronically ill people. We take sooo many supplements and they’re so expensive. Me and all my friends have been like “okay what that supplement stash do tho 👀👀👀👀”
The Knowledge Fight podcast quoted Alex as saying that one of the supplements he was taking -- probably Super Male Vitality -- caused him to be angry a lot more than before he took it.
If you got them for real would be amazing to test them and just relabel them for what they all really are. Buy our Gorilla Dick™️ - Pure uncut cornflower
But seriously if you take a random supplement and it works exceedingly well it probably has an actual medication in it. Many athletes who have failed PDE testing have discovered this fact.
No, but I’ve got a winning smile and access to a mini-van. For nothing more than gas money and an unlimited stay gift card for any Motel 6, I will travel this great land selling those things for you. We’ll split the profits 40/60. How hard could it be? Alex Jones did it.
Wait until he's in government, *then* sell them to RFK Jr. You can turn around and use those sweet federal contract dollars to actually feed and house and provide healthcare to people.
Are you kidding, it's definitely written in the GOP business plan. I heard everyone in government and every contractor will be required to grow a Snidely Whiplash mustache. Even women. They can use the Infowars supplements to grow the mustache. It will grow hair on a baseball.
In 2016 a customer, a low income white faux christian, would come to my antique business swearing by Alex Jones latest scam but he never said where he was getting the info. On election day 2016 he came screaming into my shop about Hillary was a lesbian etc & claimed God told him to vote for Trump.
Mind you this was before Q. A few months later a fellow Dem told me about infowars and their attack on our society. There is not a hell hot enough. Thank you for your service.
Yeah I do. I have experiments to conduct. I'm trying to build a super serum to make a Squirrel army. I've already got a bunch of squirrels, now I need magic supplements.
Genuinely: send some of that shit to labs and publish what is actually in it. (Or maybe let other journalists publish it just so people know it's not a joke)
If you have proper within-date survival food (like #10 cans full of pinto beans or tubs with 18 mylar packs of powdered eggs) I'm pretty sure it's actually totally ethical to sell them. There's nothing actually special about the stuff except that it's been packaged for long-term storage.
It'd presumably be labeled something totally dorky like "Patriot Supply" and have a Bible quote in the corner. You know, cinnamon apple oatmeal, Christian Nationalist edition.
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They did wonders for Cuckoo Jones.
I do need to know if the purchase included rights to Alex Jones' name because there is a lot of legal precedent for that (remember J H Kellogg?) and if it did, that would be hilarious.
What? They're for my mom
Thank you
The world must know what the fuck these things are
Nobody needs that.
InfoWars Onion Salt
InfoWars Dried Onion Flakes
I'll buy!
Gallons applies to liquids.
The OnionWars can be our shadow government.
(Technically speaking that rabbit is the, 'Rabbit of Caerbannog')
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