The problem is, leftist creators tend to prefer facts - this is why the likes of Hbomberguy, Shaun etc put out a handful of videos a year. Fox, Elon, Jones, Rogan etc just vomit out whatever shit comes to their minds.
Once the sale completes, will we have an official InfoWars handle on Bluesky? I need to know what brand of aluminum foil to wear for maximum protection and don't just trust anyone with this.
One of the other bids was clearly from someone he is colluding with to keep his stuff, and he’s big mad because he thinks their offer was higher than Global Tet’s. The judge is entertaining their emergency hearing request, which is pretty lame.
Just FYI, he keeps saying "the groups we are working with" referring to the other bidder(s). Is he allowed to collude with bidders in the auction, or does that violate some bankruptcy rules? Hope the lawyers for the winning bidders are aware of this and bring it up with Judge Lopez on Monday
So how much of this article is true? Just asking cause I really want you guys to own InfoWars and hire an Alex Jones Impersonator to make an actual news program that dogs on whatever Alex Jones does next.
A guy I know posted that this sale was an example of the burn-it-all-down mindset that lies at the root of so much trouble in contemporary America and I just was not sure what to do with that
Tim, In all this stuff happening -gestures madly and sadly-I am glad that you're doing this with your life and I hope that this is all making you more happy and fulfilled than you were before. Thank you for reviving @theonion.com in a big way for us as it is probably our only decent news now. Go Sox
I used to get so sad seeing Ben's frustrated tweets about not being allowed to do his job. I hated when he left but was thrilled when he reemerges as The Onion CEO. And in beautiful Chicago, my hometown.
Will you start with merch, that merch will assist you growing & also impact gun safety legislation. That's the goal,, right? I'm in. Fixed income but I'd find a way, if you have a shirt or whatever. It's a fantastic way to get people moving on THIS critical issue. Il judge lifting ban assault 🔫
This is a great honor to those slaughtered children. Imagine being such a cruel monster that you would defile the memories of those babies by claiming that their murder was a hoax. Alex Jones should never experience one ounce of happiness for the rest of his (hopefully short) life. Pig.
The part where they have to keep telling everybody that that's literally how these things always work. The sale was very standard procedure. We have to start teaching basic law in high schools.
The company that is "infowars" and all its assets like studio, website & online store are now owned by the onion. AJ can try to restart via one of his friends or shell companies and no one can stop him actually "broadcasting" or doing a show on say rumble/twitter etc.
He has renamed himself “the Alex Jones network” - but the way he was funneling viewers, assets, and sponsors in that direction, I won’t be surprised if the bankruptcy court gives those profits to his debtors as well. (And by that I mean the sandy hook families)
I really want that to be ajnewsdotcom dot com, like he owned ajnews dot com before but that one got grabbed in the bankruptcy sale so he said wait I have an idea.
The judge already ruled that the majority of the 1.5 billion owed to the plantiffs are not dischargable through the bankruptcy court. Along with his company, FSS, he himself claimed personal bankruptcy, so to me I doesn't look those debts are going anywhere unless they were part of the onion bid
He's locked out & currently broadcasting from one of his "escape ships" "waiting for the Armata to arrive." Truly wonderful to see him demoted from a glitzy news room to a live stream in front of a world map lit from the floor. His mini-me reporter was sitting in a sad office with headphones on.
Unfortunately Jones is like a virus, always mutating and finding new ways of infecting the minds of susceptible individuals. This is why it’s so important to vaccinate against people like Jones who would happily infect the minds of those who are most vulnerable to his message of hate.
I watched the livestream meltdown and got the distinct impression that he was handing over the broadcast to Steve Bannon so he could go off camera and snort cocaine.
this is the email and similarly bluesky handle i would like to request yes. not to impersonate him, just cuz it would be funny for that to be my contact info
They had samples of cricket crackers at the Royal a few years back. Not totally unpleasant, but there was definitely a must/sweetness to them I could identify as “bugs”.
Wait what is Global Tetrahedron gonna do with eight shipping containers full of male virility pills and muscle powder that’s mostly cellulose and corn starch?
They don’t have gates so much as revolving doors. I’m sure every horrible choice for any government job will be put in place over the next 4 years. The question is how long will they manage to hold onto that job before he fires them
I hope that judge doesn't wind of scotching the deal by handing the sale over to someone like Roger Stone. Apparently he's interested in it, so he can give it back to Jones.
The terms of the auction have been known for a while. The unnamed crybaby is throwing a tantrum for attention. @knowledgefight.bsky.social podcast from today is worth a listen.
You should consider hiring "DARK BRANDON" from youtube to work on inforwars... He has done amazing work with AI and Alex Jones' voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnhHPzwHf-U
As long as the Knowledge Fight guys get the desk I see nothing wrong with the Onion buying Info Wars. It’s probably the last truly good thing to happen in the US for a long time. #KnowledgeFightgetsthedesk
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And here we are.
We have arrived!
That was easy! 🤑
1) there’s no justice for what those families went through
And
2) Alex Jones will land some high paying job from some other far right sociopath. Or just be given a grant to do his thing all over again.
Thanks for your cooperation.
If there's anything I can do to help that one guy not take it well, I'm happy to help.
That made zero sense.
He's still posting crap there
So how much of this article is true? Just asking cause I really want you guys to own InfoWars and hire an Alex Jones Impersonator to make an actual news program that dogs on whatever Alex Jones does next.
Sigh. They’d probably like that tho. I hate this timeline.
I have always been curious about who beat up Stephen Miller and made him such an ass.
Need to interview some Santa Monica High grads to find out . . .
OOO, or the Employee Handbook that allegedly exists?
Infowarsdotcom dot com. Foolproof plan.
Van in the parking lot because Ben Collins hasn’t remembered to change the wifi passwords yet would be funnier but that’s pretty good.
I have yet to try their product. 😅
https://aspirefg.com/
I'm starting to come around to the idea that maybe it's not that weird at all... so I guess that's progress.
We put a lot of synthetic stuff in our food... is it any weirder than that? I guess not.
I'm still not rushing out to buy, but I'm intrigued.
But lately my hopes haven’t worked out so well.
Now he has to try to get on the trump admin before they close the gates.
But the hearing yesterday tells me....maybe
"cons" can stand for "conservatives" or "con artists", whichever is your preference. Or both! Both is an option!
I apologize if you thought I was being critical.
They're the fruitcake of the holiday season, this bunch.
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/
Keep up the good work.
Here’s hoping the judge “looking into it” isn’t maga.