Tackling the truly pressing issues of today… shower heads. Trump, long a vocal opponent of low-flow plumbing and a frequent commentator on flow issues, continues his crusade against weak flow.
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As we all know, When he points fingers at someone/something else it's his own problem. He must be having a VERY LARGE "plumbing" (bio) problem of his own
People are loosing voter right through the save act, this administration is actively trying to give our Social Security money to corporations and Trump is worried about low pressure shower heads? That seems like a 1% problem to me. He clearly doesn’t care about working class Americans.
Don't forget the windmills. Windmills are bad. Bigly so. Windmills stop the wind from blowing, which causes water to back up in pipes, and that's why showers don't have any water pressure. Windmills are bad. Very bad. Hey, would somebody get me a Coke?
“I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair,” he declared from the Oval Office—because where else would you address such a national emergency? “I stand under the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet. It comes out drip, drip, drip. It’s ridiculous.”
Forget fixing anything or focusing on the economy—this is the drip issue he has demands our attention. And honestly, if the water won’t flow, how is he supposed to wash his “hair”? 😂
Glad he's focusing on water flows! I'm SURE this means he'll provide the $ needed to clean up last year's sewer pipe blow out at ROCR that left offices filled with sewage for 3+ months, vacated, with everyone working in a small conference room, since there was no $ to remediate the asbestos too.
Is this even a problem for most of us as neither my family, friends (yes, I brought it up during his first term) nor me. Could it be he got cheap shower heads as one does usually get what one pays for and/or stiffs the plumber.
Is there a trickle-down economics joke in there somewhere?
Apologies if that's dumb. I'm very not socio-politically active. My counterpart usually has the mental energy to handle that stuff in our relationship.
I'm busy trying to make friends with the crows so we can eventually overthrow the regime.
How do we have a president of this country that is too incapable & inept to be able to effectively take a shower on his own with an environmentally economical shower head?
If he ever cut it, he’d realize there are only 5 hairs left, so the drip drip is just an adjustment for his remaining follicles. Maybe he wants tariffs as retribution for his lost strands. 🤔
I know it's nothing on the heap of crimes and evil, but it feels extra stupid to me. He could just remove the fucking little flow limiter from the shower head! It's not hard!
Why the fuck does he virtue signal showering when we all know he's known for constantly smelling like shit. He's clearly not actually showering. What a loser.
Maybe it’s the old lead pipes and encrusted main trunk lines. We could fix that to no flow from low flow and issue a boil water order for the couple of days it flows sulfurous after the fix.
Sounds like Mar-a-Lago is a dump with water pressure issues. The White House is another story. Trump’s Russian plumber allegedly blocked some of the water jets to make room for the camera that streams his showers back to the Kremlin - where they joke non-stop about not being able to see his willy.
Here in perennially drought-stricken California this has never been a problem for me; not even before Trump sent the armed forces in to turn on the water.
Maybe if the Orange Turd had used union plumbers and pipe fitters and actually paid them, as opposed to stiffing scab contractors, he’d have enough water pressure to power wash the slime off his obese carcass.
Thanks to the good showers in the California State Parks, I manage to shower in 2 min. without, and in 3 min. with washing my hair. That after the day cycling. The US president has the right to shower five times as long. An extremely important subject compared to the economy, education, health etc.
Considering we figured out his passion for strong flushing toilets came from him clogging them while flushing documents, I'm very curious where the shower flow obsession comes from.
Trump’s shower hear order speaks directly to his base who feel that govt regulations are invasive.
This documentary from 2000 is about the Hill’s from Texas.
Regulations meant the entire family, especially Peggy, was having a tough time with new low flow toilets. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5sa3ni
Hate to make a dirty joke here but I feel I must comment that perhaps his real issue is that he has a weak "Flow" department and possibly he is projecting. 🤣
He claims that you have to run a dishwasher 10 times to clean the dishes. On occasion, I have had to run the dishwasher twice because I forgot detergent the first time.
Forgetting a further 7 times is certifiable dementia.
It's hard to scrub off old spray tan congealed in fat rolls when standing under low water pressure.
Obama fought pre-existing conditions for his mom's memory. Trump fights scrubbing his ass.
I wonder how this correlates to the reports that he smells like roast beef sandwiches that have sat in a hot garbage can for days.
Does he actually shower?
In case anyone didn't know, Donny "diapers" Trump has been angry about low-flow plumbing for DECADES. NY mandated low-flow showers and toilets in 1992. Scummy landlords like Donny were forced to start replacing ancient fixtures with modern ones. He's been squawking about it ever since.
Perhaps if infrastructure act not gutted, old clogged water pipes from the last century in DC could have been replaced increasing water pressure throughout DC.
You know if this was where all his focus was I'd be fine. But higher pressure shower heads isn't much of a consolation prize when every single social safety net has been abolished.
He loves to waste water. Does anyone really think that he does not get sufficient water pressure in his shower? Lying again. Besides his delusion that he has great hair, he apparently does not know the word “shampoo” based on what he said.
I don’t know man, I’m pretty jazzed that as I lose my right to vote after already losing the right to choose what happens to my own uterus, that I can take a really relaxing, perfectly pressured shower. Can’t wait to cry in the shower now!
When you’re full of so much shit like he is, stuffing the toilets is a major problem. He’s stench must be so bad that they probably had to instill plane lavs all over the White House and Orange Largo just to swoop his orange shit out of the way so he can continue shitting non stop.
I feel like you could replace every reference to shower heads with a reference to a part of the male anatomy and the whole diatribe would make more sense...
Well when you are constipated at every level water pressure is probably important. The good news is there are toilets that can handle golf balls being flushed so we’re good. Go back to destroying our country…🤬
Meanwhile we still have lead water pipes in the NY capital region. More pressure should clear those right out. Because doge killed most of the other possible responses.
It’s just a smoke screen so no one realizes how busy they are dismantling DHS now with getting rid of feds like all the other agencies. Notices went out this week with an April 14 deadline. Goodbye CIS and other agencies under the DHS umbrella. Each day our national security becomes weaker. 😱😭
"Uh, dishwashers. You did the dishwasher, right? You press it. Remember the dishwasher, you press it? Boom, there’d be like an explosion, five minutes later, you open it, the steam pours out, the dishes. Now you press it 12 times. Women tell me."
My hair is to my waist and pretty thick. We have well water (so low pressure anyway) and a low-flow shower head. I can thoroughly wash my (definitely thicker than his) hair in about 15 minutes - shampoo and conditioner.
Nobody atlks about the Wind Turbines killing the Whales anymore, or having to decide between getting socked by the car battery vs getting eaten by the shark.
He doesn’t have much real hair to worry about. It’s really about how to get his massive dumps to go down in one flush without the toilet overflowing. He could just get a specially designed gold toilet for himself installed. No need to waste taxpayer money on a nonexistent problem.
Good grief. I wish he would just shut up about this.
All us regular people know to pull out the flow resistor screens for more pressure.
It's not rocket science.
According to those who’ve smelled him, showers aren’t a big agenda for him. He saw an episode of Seinfeld that made him laugh, so he thought it was a real issue.
Senility can result in sufferers thinking they exist in a past time in their lives - like back when they had beautiful hair even though now they are Skeletor in orange Halloween makeup with a 3rd grade grasp of any given topic. Best to use 25th Amendment to remove from office for safety of all.
Does Trump have any idea how much such jackass nonsense could cost local water companies?
If he needs more water pressure he’s free to install any water system his little brain desires. Musk could easily finance the cost for him.
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Sometimes the pressure issue isn’t the shower head. It’s the water pressure.
https://www.mercurynews.com/2025/03/14/fact-check-trump-falsely-claims-i-invaded-los-angeles-his-water-releases-didnt-go-to-la/
This is a normal part of aging but it could be from a more serious problem like prostate cancer or low testosterone.*
*I am not a doctor
Apologies if that's dumb. I'm very not socio-politically active. My counterpart usually has the mental energy to handle that stuff in our relationship.
I'm busy trying to make friends with the crows so we can eventually overthrow the regime.
Pay no attention
Another tennis ball thrown out to let the media chase while the real problem is not being addressed
Meanwhile, opening our national parks to mining & timber barons.
This timeline SUCKS
Are these showers he's on about golden ones? 😬
"Water source? It comes from the faucet. Duh!"
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Clearly you and I have not forgotten.
we don't fall for that bullshit.
This documentary from 2000 is about the Hill’s from Texas.
Regulations meant the entire family, especially Peggy, was having a tough time with new low flow toilets.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5sa3ni
Forgetting a further 7 times is certifiable dementia.
Low flow showers must be why he can’t get that obnoxious orange color off his skin.
Obama fought pre-existing conditions for his mom's memory. Trump fights scrubbing his ass.
Does he actually shower?
Scum bag!
Masterful performances by Uzo Aduba and Giancarlo Esposito.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC4GiWs-ZzA
He's looking for a distraction.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dogg-zzone-by-1900hotdog/id1524363343?i=1000647390025
https://www.funktionalhome.com/how-to-remove-shower-head-flow-restrictor/
-Trump in 2019
I would imagine that's what he's pissed about? He could fix any issues at MAL or the WH?
As much as I feel his pain, we have bigger issues.
I am so disappointed in us, including myself for having been so naïve to think that the little liberty we thought we had was everlasting.
https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/house-passes-save-act-voter-suppression-law/
All us regular people know to pull out the flow resistor screens for more pressure.
It's not rocket science.
I use a tiny screwdriver or needle nose pliers.
I'm sure he doesn't own any tools except a sharpie.
If he needs more water pressure he’s free to install any water system his little brain desires. Musk could easily finance the cost for him.
Is there some kind of third rate reality TV version of Macbeth? Something akin to The Apprentice?