Life Pro Tip if you want to be the funny one in your friend group, come up with a catchphrase and say it all the time so it becomes associated with you. For a little inspiration, my catchphrase is "And that's on concrete!" Feel free to drop your catchphrases below!
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"No? Ok." (said as if you're taking notes for your tight 5)
😂 I don't know why it gets such laughs from my fam
From “Never Cry Wolf”, meaning roughly “that’s the most insane thing I’ve ever heard.”
(Used when shit goes wrong for the millionth time just like it happens every other day).
Usually I just get annoyed looks.
You can say this to anyone
It was supposed to be WTF. Well, you know how it goes sometimes.
I said it once when trying to convince my friend to take a risk and try a new job and now I say it to everyone and only the ones that are truly listening question its absurdity.
From a ttrpg character I made, modeled after Dolph Lundgren’s He-man. I made a big dumb fighter who was anti-intellectual who would destroy books when given a chance. I later realized after the fact that Lundgren is actually a literal genius. The phrase still gets laughs though.
Eat shit and bark at the moon
like a diabolical alternative
Me late 20's: "That's joyous."
Me now: "oh, well, that sounds like a GREAT idea! Sure it'll work out!"
All of these mean "that is the worst thing I've ever heard and we are so, so screwed."
that’s just not gonna fly
This is my favorite thing to say in a crowded elevator with my friends and new people are about to enter the elevator.
Works for…
I need a drink
Going to get coffee
Going shopping
Collecting vintage rubber ducks
Knowing every flag
Trying every hot sauce.
Typically said right after something extremely foreseeable happens.
"My seed could find no purchase."
"I just love Biblical names."
"Mighty fine cereal flakes, Mrs. McDonough."
"Mind you don't cut yourself, Mordecai."
"Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard."