Me: what should I wear?
My friend: just something low key, do you have anything elegant and minimal that doesn't look like a French clown would wear it
Me: yup, sure do
My friend: just something low key, do you have anything elegant and minimal that doesn't look like a French clown would wear it
Me: yup, sure do
Comments
I didn't think so
clown suit crash test dummy!
should probably write less butt stuff
Sarah: A wad of chewed gum. Preferably Big Red.
Most of the time actually
"She's not coming. She's at the Oscars."
"Oh. Well. What do you think?"
"We probably should just start without her."
"Fine. Ready when you are."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfI1S0PKJR8
Me: What? It's literally one color and it's barely poofy
"Ummmm..."
Her: Well I thought why not go as hemoglobin.