Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath
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Sex, gore, drugs, extreme violence, disease, crime, power, panty sniffing, giant spiders, etc, etc.
And the ending is a variant on miss piggy as a hippo killing the cast with a heavy machine gun over a few minutes.
Here it is for free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N3AfxrMx5s
I have been working with Muppets for 25 years and I can tell you it is INSANELY hard to make any length video with them. There are 3 things that add time and difficulty to tv/movies: Kids, animals and PUPPETS. Muppets add 5 times the length and the sets alone are another story.
Fozzie Bear as the German POW they let go and later shoots Capt. Miller. Instead of begging Upham not to shoot him, he just goes WACKA WACKA!!! (gunshot.)
Girls and Tanks has more real tanks than Saving Private Ryan... (not but they are portraying them historically rather than dressing up tanks to look like other tanks)
I never knew how badly I needed more content like this until everyone started Muppetposting. Like I would watch this remake over most movies that hit the theater
I want to see the Swedish Chef on Normandy Beach looking for his arm, yammering in faux Swedish, until he finds it and just sticks it back on. Enter, the crotchety old men in the balcony.
I had a buddy who had this idea a while ago. It was called "Saving Private Robin" since that is Kermit's nephew's name. I just always thought it would be hilarious to see a Muppet running across a beach and then getting blown up by a land mine.
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I binged it all yesterday while finishing gift bags
excellent series
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Sex, gore, drugs, extreme violence, disease, crime, power, panty sniffing, giant spiders, etc, etc.
And the ending is a variant on miss piggy as a hippo killing the cast with a heavy machine gun over a few minutes.
Here it is for free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N3AfxrMx5s
https://youtu.be/tKTl1XScwd0?feature=shared
https://www.instagram.com/brochetcroxet?igsh=MTh3N3h2eG50cmF1Nw==
Much like real life
Do you know how much a Muppets Lord Of The Rings would make?!
I will hear no debate on this.
Maybe a Christopher Nolan or A24?
Muppets version of “Inglorious Bastards”
I. Just. No....
They are funny but BRUTAL.
They do pretty much what you just described.
Hilarious flick.
@netflix
Us: “….. but with Muppets”
Them: “Here’s a billion $$$$”
"You call that running?!" BRRRRT