The Joker but his squirting flower is filled with delightfully refreshing Summer Spice Febreze. #MakeAVillainWholesome - ThreadSky

Thanos but when he snaps his fingers in the Infinity Gauntlet, half the sentient beings in the universe get a candygram with a ribbon saying, “I appreciate you!”

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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beansadette.bsky.social•9 days ago

Count Dooku but he just likes to count stars, man. #MakeAVillainWholesome

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beansadette.bsky.social•9 days ago

The Underminer but he only undermines people who deserve it. #MakeAVillainWholesome

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bobmungovan.bsky.social•10 days ago

I don't remember when I first heard it, but this thought lives in my head rent free: What if instead of eliminating half the population, Thanos just doubled the resources? #MakeAVillainWholesome

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undrewsual.bsky.social•10 days ago

Thanos changes his name to Thermos and starts selling hand-crafted mittens on Etsy.

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gailsimone.bsky.social•10 days ago

Dr. Doom but his armor is made out of the same material they use to make Crocs and you can stick little cute cartoon charms on him. #MakeAVillainWholesome

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track1971.bsky.social•10 days ago

Per Degaton but when he goes back in time he just takes baby pictures of the JSA to put together a coffee table book & he donates all proceeds to charity. The book is called Justice Society of Adorable

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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jessedusk.bsky.social•10 days ago

Crocs?! You monster!

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gailsimone.bsky.social•10 days ago

Darth Vader but he becomes a beloved square dance caller.

“Swing your partner
I’m Luke’s dad
Hey, those prequels
Aren’t so bad!

Kick and side-turn
Na na na
Yoda poops
On Dagobah!”

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social•9 days ago

This is the one. 😂

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sological.bsky.social•10 days ago

N'Jadaka goes by "KillHunger" and still says return stolen stuff #MakeAVillainWholesome

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jodigabert.bsky.social•10 days ago

Instead of reading this, I sang it and have my earworm for today. Thanks, Gail!
It's a far better tune than what's coming out of DC

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gailsimone.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Abomination but he does the Cindi Lauper part in
'We Are The World.'

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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marvinm.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mandarin becomes a jeweler.

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tiffanytroia.bsky.social•10 days ago

This guy actually cures cancer instead of turning people into dinosaurs.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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travisfaction.bsky.social•9 days ago

I totally remember reading that and laughing out loud, then my mom got cancer later on... #Fuckcancer

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farebane.bsky.social•10 days ago

But he *offers* the dinosaur part, with a careful explanation of the benefits and drawbacks.

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cheshire86.bsky.social•9 days ago

Welp, now I know what Mountain Dew feels like as it is expelled from my nose. Ow. 😄

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smartbunny.bsky.social•9 days ago

Doctor Octopus but he makes those cute soccer predictions by choosing a cube.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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auntiekyl.bsky.social•10 days ago

Circe, but the only men she turns into pigs are the ones whose behavior causes them to be labeled as such (or worse) anyway.

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ianlineham.bsky.social•10 days ago

Scarecrow...just protects crops

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doubledealer.bsky.social•10 days ago

It Follows with free medical care

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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krizak.bsky.social•10 days ago

Doctor Doom but all he uses his power for is to end war and give everyone free healthcare and education.

Hey, wait a minute—

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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benmorgan1030.bsky.social•10 days ago

Sauron but he DOES cure cancer.

(He still wants to turn everyone into dinosaurs, it's just not his main priority anymore)

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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timfumble.bsky.social•10 days ago

You mean Stegron, but... brilliant!

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imadifferentbird.bsky.social•10 days ago

No, it was Sauron. https://old.reddit.com/r/xmen/comments/17tqvlx/what_would_happen_if_sauron_cured_cancer/

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timfumble.bsky.social•10 days ago

OMG, I've seen that panel for years and always thought it was Stegron, as he's more a Spider-Man villain. #badnerd

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imadifferentbird.bsky.social•10 days ago

Don't sweat it. Not your fault that Marvel has two different villains who are mad scientist dinosaur-men whose names both start with S and end with -ron, and that story happened to use the one less associated with the hero in the panel.

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planesailinggames.com•10 days ago

This is very clever 👏🏼👏🏼

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kylora2112.bsky.social•10 days ago

Query: Would getting turned into a dinosaur cure your cancer by turning your cancer cells into healthy dinosaur cells?

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benmorgan1030.bsky.social•9 days ago

That would be a question for The Master of All Second Period, I wouldn't want to step on his talons.

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jerryordway.bsky.social•10 days ago

Son of Santa

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otherverseg.bsky.social•10 days ago

Drathstroke The Exterminator. Half price pest control service for elderly and single parents.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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roberthack.bsky.social•10 days ago

Darkseid, but he's searching for the Anti-Bedtime Equation.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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fewchrono1984.bsky.social•10 days ago

Zack Snyder's The Justice League Babies

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kyr-shara.bsky.social•10 days ago

Galactus, but he only eats planet's weapons
#MakeAVillainWholesome

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roberthack.bsky.social•10 days ago

Deadshot, but he just wins at those carnival shooting games and gives the prizes to children's hospitals.
#MakeAVillainWholesome

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nocatsnomasters.bsky.social•10 days ago

This is such a Floyd thing to do. Just be an incredibly smarmy asshole, winning all the prizes firing with his eyes closed, carrying off an armload of stuffies with a sack with more prizes on his back, squeezing them all into his car and driving over to the hospital to hand them out to kids.

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jobpolak.bsky.social•10 days ago

This is basically the singer of canibal corpse (yes i know he also says dumb bigotted shit at times and he is not only wholesome) https://loudwire.com/cannibal-corpse-corpsegrinder-donates-claw-machine-toys/

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mattevansc3.bsky.social•10 days ago

Sauron wants to cure cancer #MakeAVillainWholesome

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immithrax.bsky.social•10 days ago

Jabba the Hutt distributes water supplies, supports the arts through exhibition spaces and palace residencies, and builds housing for workers who are paid living wages.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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immithrax.bsky.social•10 days ago

Ronan the Accuser, victim advocate.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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immithrax.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mister Sinister, a huge fan of everything left-handed.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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rattinger.bsky.social•10 days ago

Scarecrow, but he’s dreamy.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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rattinger.bsky.social•10 days ago

Bizarro, but really he’s more Quirky.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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sooper1138.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Hate Monger but he's a clone of Fred Rogers so instead of a hate ray, he zaps people with a ray that boosts your self esteem. It also briefly makes you hallucinate that puppets can talk to you

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uncannytrent.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mister Mxyzptlk but he teaches phonics

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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trumbullcomic.bsky.social•10 days ago

Unus the Super Huggable.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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trumbullcomic.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mr. Sinister but he’s gotten a lot of therapy and now goes by Mr. Sensitive.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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trumbullcomic.bsky.social•10 days ago

Deathstroke the Fumigator.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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trumbullcomic.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Heckfire Club.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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trumbullcomic.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Perfectly Sane Hatter.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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trumbullcomic.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mr. Room Temperature.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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rubix1.bsky.social•10 days ago

What a lonely life he lived as an untouchable.

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trumbullcomic.bsky.social•10 days ago

He's making up for lost time! 🙂

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michaelclear.bsky.social•10 days ago

Sesame Street character Dr. Do More, teaches kids to be active

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gotschooledcg.bsky.social•10 days ago

Thats going to bring a smile

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batjohn.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Fiddler, but he plays duets with Lindsey Stirling.

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matteldritch.bsky.social•10 days ago

He does this to the Bat-Fam because everyone else is too scared to tell them that they smell of Bat guano.

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j4years.bsky.social•10 days ago

Unus the Unteachable.

He just needs an after-school tutor, maybe twice a week.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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j4years.bsky.social•10 days ago

Toad in the Hole

Has the mutant power to make British cuisine appealing.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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emptymind.bsky.social•10 days ago

Now you’re just being ridiculous

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j4years.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yeah, no one will believe this would be possible

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educated-duck.bsky.social•10 days ago

Clayface distributes beauty products free of charge to those who cannot afford them

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compliancedivision.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hans Gruber's crew helps you move, gets a perfect spot on the curb

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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andy-e-nystrom.bsky.social•9 days ago

Homelander but he sends people who have gotten lost to their homes.

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andy-e-nystrom.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Scourge of the Underworld, only he makes sure that sentences are fair with no private prisons and that people who get out of prison are placed in return to work programs/otherwise have a fair shot of rehabilitation. Only then does he declare "Justice is served!"

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kidcafe.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Batman Who Laughs

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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carolotta.me•10 days ago

tales of the joker are legion, but none quite so wholesome as, "the dad joke"

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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danwinburn.bsky.social•9 days ago

Jackson Weele, Cheesemonger. He’s left behind his life of crime (he really means it this time) to embrace his passion for charcuterie and artisanal cheeses. Get your next aged Gouda at The Big Wheel!

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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cubarhodes.bsky.social•10 days ago

Brainiac but he's the fifth one

Oh wait

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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gogreenranger.bsky.social•10 days ago

Doctor Octopus, but uses his arms to help old people with motor control issues play bingo.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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mnadelhaft.bsky.social•10 days ago

Vulture, but he's an important part of a healthy ecosystem.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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kenplume.bsky.social•10 days ago

Blastaar, The Giving Starburst

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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peoriabummer.bsky.social•10 days ago

Wagneto - Mutant Master of Mutts

Both with the mutant ability to pull puppies into a warm embrace, he works to liberate unwanted dogs from animal shelters (by giving them a happy home.)

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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misterfoy.bsky.social•10 days ago

Captain Boomerwng brings back all the things (and people) you’ve foolishly thrown away.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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mermaidintherudder.bsky.social•10 days ago

#itistheway

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valdart.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Red Skull but it's literally his charred crimson skull displayed on a pike where everyone can go to laugh at the stupid dead Nazi loser.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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wildcardnine.bsky.social•9 days ago

Gives Vir's hand wave like he gave to Morden

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connermac.bsky.social•10 days ago

Paste Pot Pete - he's in kindergarten, and just loves the taste of glue.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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ianthealy.bsky.social•10 days ago

Lady Shiva but she's teaching a spin class. #MakeAVillainWholesome

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frodoswaggins.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Penguin, he’s just a dude that really likes penguins.

#makeaviilainwholesome

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tommortonsmith.com•10 days ago

Kang the Counsellor

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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bransler.bsky.social•10 days ago

But Gail, I'm allergic to febreze!

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tonemilazzo.com•9 days ago

Major Force, but he notices you're out of milk and eggs so he restocks your fridge for you.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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sleestak.bsky.social•9 days ago

Zzzax, who visits regions with bad infrastructure and predatory energy rates and supplies free electricity during the killing cold and hot months.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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jakethequick.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mastermind, but instead of creepy violating mind control he’s a bolstering presence that helps you work through your PTSD.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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thewomancallednova.bsky.social•10 days ago

Annihilus The Living Death That Walks... It Off Instead Of Taking His Frustrations Out On Others

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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edharris.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hannibal Lecter, but part of his therapy session involves providing lunch for his patients.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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imlukefoster.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mr. Freeze but he makes sure your soup isn’t too hot.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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thecrazedspruce.bsky.social•10 days ago

Galactus but he only eats planet-sized ice cream cakes.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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justconnell.bsky.social•10 days ago

Gotta keep them guessing!

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patricialupien.bsky.social•10 days ago

Black fire loves her sister Starfire so much that some of her fondest memories are when she used to babysit for her.
#MakeAVillainWholesome

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jdcburnhil.bsky.social•10 days ago

... is it even possible to outdo "Camp Counselor Jason"? https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/camp-counselor-jason-/list?title_no=639235

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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flurf.net•10 days ago

Lex Luthor but he has hair plugs and instead of making death machines he makes electric cars and rocket ships (that explode almost as much) and instead of running for President he just... oh hang on, I might have misunderstood the assignment. Never mind.

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tgnprofessor.bsky.social•10 days ago

Dr. No joins an improv comedy group, and becomes Dr. Yes, And.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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mulberrygroove.bsky.social•9 days ago

Hannibal Lector opens a soup kitchen to feed the poor

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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ganthorion.bsky.social•10 days ago

Darksied, having found the Anti-Life equation, decides to dedicate his life to finding the anti-anti-life equation.

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kegdaddy.bsky.social•10 days ago

Thanos. Same guy, just wearing half-moon glasses and a sweater vest.
#MakeAVillainWholesome

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magiclibrarian.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Eye of Sauron runs search and rescue operations and in its free time does local traffic reports for the community radio station.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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getlefty.bsky.social•10 days ago

It has found my keys countless times

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jons253.bsky.social•9 days ago

Season before last in the MMO Star Trek Online was V'ger-themed. Big reward was a ship that was a giant flattened oval with a violet plasma ball in the center, and towers rising from the rim.

One of my captains commands one, the Eye of Sauron, and has done SAR missions, so you're right! 😁

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gwoods.bsky.social•9 days ago

You forgot how when on vacation it does relief-lighthouse duty so the lighthouse keepers can get a break.

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tatakai-no-kami.bsky.social•10 days ago

And plays "red dot" with cats hundreds of miles away.

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vonaether.bsky.social•10 days ago

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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emptymind.bsky.social•10 days ago

#MakeAVillainWholesome

The Wholesome Six

Ragdoll - yoga instructor
CatMan - grows catnip & loves belly rubs, big Phish fan
Bane - runs a charity called “Bullies Aren’t Nice, Ever”
Scandal - political reporter holding corrupt politicians to account
DeadShot - friendly bartender
Mad Hatter - is dead

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nedgilmore.bsky.social•10 days ago

Toad, except he's just friends with a frog

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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lazylovelace.bsky.social•10 days ago

Judge Death, but he offers free dentistry

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wraithstrike.bsky.social•10 days ago

Bane, but he only breaks the backs of billionaires who don't give back to the community.

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starmanjack43.bsky.social•10 days ago

Thanos makes it so that there are unlimited cookies and kittens and palaces for half of the whole universe!

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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starmanjack43.bsky.social•10 days ago

Lex Luthor makes his beautiful Californian beachside properties a refuge for orphans and their puppies.

(Obviously not *that* orphan and his puppy. But all the others!)

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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robotclaw.info•10 days ago

Pinhead, but it ensures that everyone understands consent, safe words, check-ins, and aftercare.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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tonemilazzo.com•9 days ago

Same, but Frank-N-Furter.

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robotclaw.info•10 days ago

The Court of Owls realize they’re just the city council. They release the funds to put up additional streetlights and expand the social worker crisis intervention program.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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robotclaw.info•10 days ago

They still wear the masks to council meetings. If you have a look that good, you never give it up.

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jonathangee.bsky.social•10 days ago

... need an artist for your pitch to DC? Because this is money

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maxwellmercy.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Kissing

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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cynical-ahole.bsky.social•10 days ago

Finally a little action for MODOK

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timfumble.bsky.social•10 days ago

Winner

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kbtibbs.bsky.social•10 days ago

With those lips? You know it!

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hardgeeklife.bsky.social•9 days ago

This makes me think (fondly) of the titular character arc from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social 's MODOK show.

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casperfox.bsky.social•10 days ago

Emperor Palpatine hosts a father and son weekend.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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shoutingboy.bsky.social•10 days ago

Galactus except he doesn’t destroy planets, he just redecorates them.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

Oh wait, it’s been done

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timfumble.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Puppy Master

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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timfumble.bsky.social•10 days ago

Omega Bread
#MakeAVillainWholesome

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johnhigginbothamjr.bsky.social•10 days ago

Poison Ivy, but she's an agriculture advisor helping third world farmers increase their crop yields.

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dissembly.bsky.social•10 days ago

historically i think those guys were real life supervillains...

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dklatta.bsky.social•10 days ago

#MakeAVillianWholesome

Catwoman -- but she just breaks into people's homes to knock knickknacks off their shelves

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dozy-willy.bsky.social•10 days ago

Bane but he's a chiropractor

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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dozy-willy.bsky.social•10 days ago

Gail Bear but her "facts" about the British are a true.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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scarletspider85.bsky.social•10 days ago

*spits microwaved tea in indignation*

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gwendaly.bsky.social•10 days ago

okay, this one cracked me up 😂

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pwatson1974.bsky.social•10 days ago

As a British, I can confirm they are a true now.

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derkawesome.bsky.social•10 days ago

Omega Red has gone into the pasta sauce business with Omega Red’s Red Sauce in three varieties.

No spores - mild
Regular spores - regular
Xtreme spores - extra spicy

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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annadu.bsky.social•10 days ago

Poison Ivy but she makes plants pour boysenberry syrup.

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jawzf0st.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Wrecking Crew, but they do free ramp construction/ safety renovations for those in need. They have a nice party with the neighborhood when it’s done. Everyone brings snacks and soft drinks.
#MakeAVillainWholesome

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typhonicbeast.bsky.social•10 days ago

Bane, offering free chiropractic adjustments

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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itsviviactually.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Ventriloquist, but he does birthday parties

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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dio777.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mr. Freeze makes delicious ice-cream.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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thethingnextdoor.bsky.social•10 days ago

Man-wolf but he gets the zoomies and does the thing with his leg if you scratch him in the right spot.
#MakeAVillainWholesome

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thatdjspider.bsky.social•10 days ago

Arcade, except they own an international chain of game stores that are completely safe spaces for LGBTQIA+ youth to be themselves. 🏳️‍🌈
#MakeAVillainWholesome

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damien-a-p.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mr Sinister but he runs a left-handed store

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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lordoflemmings.bsky.social•10 days ago

Elon Musk but he's actually the environmentalist genius philanthropist inventor we thought he was 10-15 years ago.

#makeavillainwholesome

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jonpaulmaki.com•10 days ago

The Phantasm, but she pretends to be the Ghost of Christmas Future to get Gotham's greediest billionaires to change their ways.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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masheypotato.bsky.social•10 days ago

Doctor Doom but he's an actual doctor who has an unfortunate name.

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charlesskaggs.bsky.social•10 days ago

Dr. Hannibal Lecter but he prepares food for Meals on Wheels.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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stillscruffyaaty.bsky.social•9 days ago

Ummm…

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kristabrynn.bsky.social•10 days ago

Apocalypse and the Four Horsemen but he's an 80's sitcom dad like Steven Keaton/Michael Gross in Family Ties, with Alex Keaton/Michael J. Fox as Archangel/War.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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vonaether.bsky.social•10 days ago

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kristabrynn.bsky.social•9 days ago

Streaming soon on Mojovision™!

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toomanysteves.bsky.social•10 days ago

Honestly that’s sorta the plot for X of Swords.

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kristabrynn.bsky.social•10 days ago

I mean, he's friendlier throughout the Krakoa era - but not bumbling exasperated, laugh track sitcom friendly.

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xhumed.bsky.social•10 days ago

Pyro, but he just uses his powers to heat tea.
#MakeAVillainWholesome

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yoshgoto.bsky.social•10 days ago

Piccolo, but raises his archenemy's son, eventually becomes a family friend and...

I suck at this.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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yoshgoto.bsky.social•10 days ago

Magneto, but actually LEADS the X-Men when in nee... oh...

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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yoshgoto.bsky.social•10 days ago

Terminator, but gets reprogrammed to save man kind inatea... oh wait

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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yoshgoto.bsky.social•10 days ago

Freiza, but has free medical care for all employees, speaks politely, gives second chances even to those that betrayed him, tries to scout even his adversaries when skill sets are met...oh wait

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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hobbymatt85.bsky.social•10 days ago

The joker as a step dad in Harley Quinn is wholesome.

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wadewatts4761.bsky.social•10 days ago

Poison Ivy but instead of poisoning people she has plants and herbs that heal and cure illnesses

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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jeff-the-geek.bsky.social•9 days ago

Granny Goodness makes the best chocolate chip cookies on Apokolips and New Genesis

#MakeAVillianWholesome

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olo1987.bsky.social•10 days ago

Giganta but she manages and protects the world's largest wildlife preserve.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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djwetmoney.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mr. Freeze, but he makes and distributes frozen treats to all the people of Gotham. Slushies, push-pops, orange/vanilla creamcicles and, of course, snow cones and Italian ices!

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duugy13.bsky.social•10 days ago

#MakeAVillainWholesome

Brainiac has internalized the mantra, "Gotta catch 'em all," crossing galaxies to collect, archive, & study all the CCGs. His favorite Pokemon is, unsurprisingly, Psyduck. While he mourns World Of Warcraft's move to Hearthstome, he recognizes the logic of it.

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duugy13.bsky.social•10 days ago

#MakeAVillainWholesome

New Mutants' Demon Bear, but she's a delightful, approachable redhead who writes great comics and trolls fools on the interwebz.

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heeroyuy2.bsky.social•9 days ago

I always knew she was a mutant demon bear

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wastaj.bsky.social•9 days ago

I see what you did there.

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stillscruffyaaty.bsky.social•9 days ago

🤔

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lakeshow.bsky.social•10 days ago

The NothingtoWorryAbout #MakeAVillainWholesome

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paullarnach.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Scarlett Witch who just does kids parties.

#MakeAVillanWholesome

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ninjinister.bsky.social•10 days ago

Sadako/Samara from The Ring comes out of your TV as a grief counselor.

Freddy Krueger is an ordinary groundskeeper

Michael Meyers runs a successful babysitting service.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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ninjinister.bsky.social•10 days ago

Xanatos keeps dipping out of the billionaires' club because he spends so much on public works and charity.

Oroku Saki is a preservationist for Japanese culture.

Skeletor is a thoughtful advisor to the Eternia royal family.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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travisfaction.bsky.social•9 days ago

Doctor octopus and Dr Doom run a hospital for people who get caught in their rampages staffed by their respective doombots and octobots

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themiddlesthobo.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Spectre, but he shows you all the good things you've done in your life & all the people you've positively impacted by being in their lives.

#MakeAVillainWholesome

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say-chay.bsky.social•10 days ago

Cobra Polite Requestor.

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catrandall.bsky.social•9 days ago

Dr. Doom. He's exactly the same, does all the same things, but inside the armor is Tom Hanks.

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devanchya.bsky.social•10 days ago

Magneto making microwave popcorn for you while out for a walk.

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mrlepus.bsky.social•10 days ago

Skeletor voluntarily poses for anatomy lessons at his local community college.

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neilkleid.bsky.social•10 days ago

Flash villain Abra Kadabra, but he just walks around, accosting folks on the street to do really impressive close up magic

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neilkleid.bsky.social•10 days ago

Dr Doom but his Doombots are out there doing after school math tutoring for Latverian kids in need

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uncarvedblock.bsky.social•10 days ago

Darth Vader but he goes around the galaxy in the Slaystar blowing up illiteracy one fabulous drag lunch at a time.

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zaccarman04.bsky.social•10 days ago

Rhino but he just packages and sells CD collections of 70s and 80’s radio hits.

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zaccarman04.bsky.social•10 days ago

Any X-Men villain, but instead of being anti-mutant, they are anti-fascist.

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vantablackpharaoh.bsky.social•10 days ago

Isn't that kinda just Magneto?

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zaccarman04.bsky.social•10 days ago

Kinda, but Magneto hasn’t really been a “villain” since the 80’s.

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abimoon.bsky.social•10 days ago

Batmite but he's more about bat conservation than idolising billionaires.
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theposhgoblin.bsky.social•10 days ago

Clayface, but he runs a pottery studio

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hotelfred.bsky.social•10 days ago

Galactus, but he only eats pollution, leaving every planet he visits better than he found it

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alanmac9.bsky.social•10 days ago

Red Widow is grieving, but has started volunteering in her local community and making new friends.
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southerndandy.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hannibal Lecter really did just want to invite Dr. Chilton over for a nice brisket.

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fernetbronco.bsky.social•9 days ago

Mr. Freeze A/C installation and repair

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acanuck.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Riddler writes books about the history of puzzles and riddles around the world

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acanuck.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mysterio aspires to be the world's greatest children's entertainer

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jacobdavison.bsky.social•9 days ago

Bane, but he gets stuff off high shelves for short people.

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prdx2222.bsky.social•9 days ago

That stuff is toxic!

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dottiedino.bsky.social•10 days ago

Enchantress. but she uses her blood-soaked moon magic to find people’s perfect hats

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kbtibbs.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hush, but he just sends people talking on their cell phones outside the library.

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kbtibbs.bsky.social•10 days ago

Taskmaster's new catchphrase is "All the information is in the task."

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asadiablo.me•10 days ago

Taksmaster, but he really wants to change his name to Scrummaster. Oh, wait. I think I'm doing this wrong.

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metalupis.bsky.social•10 days ago

Calendar Man is now Bullet Journal Man and is going to help you stay organized
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laurieh1.bsky.social•9 days ago

Weather Wizard who makes sure all brides get a sunny wedding day.

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eccentricradiant07.bsky.social•10 days ago

Lex Luthor but if he wasn't a billionaire.

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nukeddude.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Mandarin: Giver of Small Oranges.

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lizzymatheson.bsky.social•10 days ago

Thanos but instead of omnicide, he takes Death to Acapulco?

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kimfangirl.bsky.social•10 days ago

X-Men Toad but all he does is strum a guitar and sing The Rainbow Connection #MakeAVillianWholesome

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humbledadgames.bsky.social•10 days ago

Sits in the bayou... Strumming a banjo...

Making friends and good memories with them 😭🤌

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shinjutruegentle.bsky.social•9 days ago

The Shadow King but he performs elaborate all ages shadow puppet shows at public libraries

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mrpatrickreinhart.bsky.social•10 days ago

Either that or recklessly drive automobiles in the countryside to the dismay of his friends Mole, Ratty, and Badger. #MakeaVillainEdwardian

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menomealice.bsky.social•10 days ago

It's Not Easy Being A Toad Struck By Lightning

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kimfangirl.bsky.social•10 days ago

Marvel’s The Collector but he collects Beanie Babies #MakeAVillianWholesome

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wymzi.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mr. Freeze, but he just makes ice cream.

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isidoresdragon.bsky.social•9 days ago

Sandman makes life-size sandcastles for kids at summer camp.
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unklejaymo.bsky.social•10 days ago

Toad. Free breakdown recovery service.

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unklejaymo.bsky.social•10 days ago

Galactush. Cosmicly amazing bum.

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unklejaymo.bsky.social•10 days ago

Captain Americar. A free driver service for all veterans.

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eflowlive.bsky.social•9 days ago

Mephisto but he gives souls back to Republican politicians.

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eflowlive.bsky.social•10 days ago

Victor Zsasz is now a midwife that adds to his tally every time he assists with a childbirth.

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eflowlive.bsky.social•10 days ago

Paste Pot Pete but his glue shooters now dispense oatmeal for his visits to retirement homes.

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eflowlive.bsky.social•10 days ago

Apocalypse and his whole “survival of the fittest” shtick now has him doing jazzercise videos to get everyone fit.

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delightfulmike.bsky.social•9 days ago

Mr. Sinister but he’s a guest judge on Rupaul’s Drag Race

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benhinz.bsky.social•9 days ago

Can’t imagine a better job for him.

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eric13red.bsky.social•9 days ago

Fyi @friendlynbhdbi.bsky.social @thatchrisevans.bsky.social

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friendlynbhdbi.bsky.social•8 days ago

I would pay to see it

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friendlynbhdbi.bsky.social•8 days ago

Extra if nanny shows up

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frish.bsky.social•9 days ago

...the Krakoan Age missed an excellent opportunity to make that canon.

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delightfulmike.bsky.social•9 days ago

Terrax but he’s splitting logs with Thoren Bradley

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delightfulmike.bsky.social•9 days ago

Galactus but he’s vegan.

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moah3.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Green Goblin but he's throwing Halloween candy in his pumpkin bombs

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goldstein.bsky.social•10 days ago

Harley Quinn but she's the leader of an AA style support group for reforming villains.

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nocatsnomasters.bsky.social•10 days ago

I've read some excellent AU fics touching on this theme. Including a great one where Bruce, as Bruce, keeps in touch and helps her stay on her meds. Ivy doesn't trust him.

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berserkerpiglet.bsky.social•10 days ago

Clayface but he’s a day care attendant made of kinetic sand

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ehwhateevs.bsky.social•10 days ago

Bane but he's a chiropractor
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vertigowooyay.bsky.social•10 days ago

Clayface, but it’s actually Morph.

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barsha-foxman.bsky.social•10 days ago

This would be worse :(

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neal-stanifer.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Black Cat, but she's dedicated to placing shelter animals with their forever families. Her villain side only comes out when she makes those annoying kitty-paw gestures on TikTok.

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wonderfulstarfish.bsky.social•10 days ago

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Vinter Soldier- pulled out of suspend animation to find rare wines.

Bullseye- veterinary ophthalmologist

Scarecrow- but just the one from Wizard of Oz. Legion of Doom really confused why he's there but all figuring it's part of someone else's evil plot.

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childofapollo03.bsky.social•10 days ago

The scarecrow one 😂😂😂

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wonderfulstarfish.bsky.social•10 days ago

Or they summoned him through an interdimensional portal and Lex just won't admit he was aiming for the Witch. Keeps trying to spin it. "It's a mindless, invincible killing machine! The Justice League will never be ready for it!"

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thatmarkroberts.bsky.social•10 days ago

Doctor Octopus’ fully reformed Sincere Six. #MakeAVillainWholesome

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whatdoiknowjr.bsky.social•10 days ago

This one is insidious because I'd still end up with a migraine and possibly an asthma attack.

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kyr-shara.bsky.social•10 days ago

The Horned King but we give him a white cauldron
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kyr-shara.bsky.social•10 days ago

Harley Quinn but we give her five minutes
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paulmurphyetc.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hans Gruber but he goes to Nakatomi Plaza dressed as Santa and brings everybody at the Xmas party presents.

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plinth666.bsky.social•10 days ago

Low Key - rapper of the Jotunheim, mixer of beats of the nine realms.

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artofstevet.bsky.social•10 days ago

Walter White, except he’s a chemistry teacher who gives out blue raspberry suckers to students with good grades….

Also he died peacefully at home with his family, and Jesse met Jane and they both kept each other clean, and he opened up a comic book shop.

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artofstevet.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hannibal Lecter, but he’s a vegetarian who operates an all- vegan cafe “Slicin’s of the Yams”….

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sstein.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hans Gruber but he's a potions professor at Hogwarts and secretly helping Harry Potter.
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rickhawksmoor.bsky.social•10 days ago

Wilson Fisk has built a powerful and influential empire of online design ideas, crafts and photography.

Kingpinterest.

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annamcanallen.com•10 days ago

Mr Freeze but the reason he needs the suit is because he’s used to North Pole temperatures. Also his suit is now red with white trim and he delivers toys to children made by his henchmen who are elves

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toomuchspoon.bsky.social•9 days ago

Judge Death turns in to Terry Pratchett's DEATH.

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ctphipps.bsky.social•10 days ago

Doctor Octopus teaches children about science! #MakeAVillainWholesome

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jedigarcia.bsky.social•10 days ago

Catman, running a place like this, that finds homes for rescues:

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stillscruffyaaty.bsky.social•9 days ago

Cat Cafe

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jedigarcia.bsky.social•9 days ago

Yup, wholesome!
I have too many to need one, but they are a cool concept.

I picked Catman, because Catwoman seems too obvious.
But if any of the Secret Six wanted to help, I'd be down.

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stillscruffyaaty.bsky.social•9 days ago

I love Catman. Have a cosplay idea for him that I need to work out.

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jedigarcia.bsky.social•9 days ago

Nice. Keep after it. I don't know how to craft costuming, but now I'm thinking DC vs Marvel Cat Cafes.

Catman and Catwoman running one.
Across the street, the competitors: Sabretooth & Black Cat.

Though it's pretty funny imagining Sabretooth
acting wholesome!

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danwhitehead.net•10 days ago

The Penguin but he’s a penguin.

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gwarbler.bsky.social•10 days ago

🐧 🐧 🐧
He may yet exist

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goldstein.bsky.social•10 days ago

So...Gunter from Adventure Time?

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simon-t-vesper.bsky.social•10 days ago

. . . if the penguin were an ancient eldritch entity, perhaps

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ordoalea.hr•10 days ago

A fallen star per chance?

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danwhitehead.net•10 days ago

I acknowledge this is literally the plot of Wallace & Gromit.

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blueneumann.bsky.social•10 days ago

What are you talking about? That jewel thief was clearly a chicken.

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konrad42.bsky.social•10 days ago

Ninja Turtles/Batman crossover did it.

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feralharp.bsky.social•10 days ago

This is a good point. Okay, instead, The Penguin, but he’s actually Burgess Meredith, and he’s playing the part on a TV show. In 1966.

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varshapai.bsky.social•9 days ago

Harley Quinn but she moves on from the Joker and now has a nice upper middle class boyfriend and two harlequin pattern Great Danes
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hughp1970.bsky.social•10 days ago

Gorilla Grodd but he's made of Fuzzy Felt

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coil.bsky.social•9 days ago

Magneto was right

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elibalin.bsky.social•10 days ago

Stilt-Man's only mission in life is getting stuff down from those high shelves for you.

On weekends, he helps open shopping malls and car dealerships while dressed like Uncle Sam.

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anonymousfunk.bsky.social•9 days ago

Stilt Man but he sticks to doing drywall and fetching balloons on the ceiling.

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qlippot.bsky.social•9 days ago

Benverine.

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mrjasonriley.bsky.social•9 days ago

KRAVEN THE HUNTER never kills animals, he just does catch and release.

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mrjasonriley.bsky.social•9 days ago

THE PUNISHER
except he'll just give you a timeout and make you write "I will obey the law" a hundred times.

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mrjasonriley.bsky.social•9 days ago

THE KINGPIN is the National Bowling Champion.

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debrajess.bsky.social•10 days ago

Dr. Hannibal Lecter but he's a gourmet vegan chef who provides meals to first responders & displaced populations. Also awards scholarships to culinary schools for marginalized individuals. #makeavillainwholesome

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rwturner.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mister Freeze but he has a snowball stand.

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planesailinggames.com•10 days ago

Dr Doom, but his Latverian embassies provide worldwide assistance in the two-thirds world with advanced tech and friendly robots

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chrispariso.bsky.social•10 days ago

Deadshot but he spends his days winning carnival games and giving the prizes to kids.

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tluz.bsky.social•10 days ago

Blofeld, head of SPECTRE, (the Society for Providing Excellent Cats with Treats, Respect, and Entertainment).

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