Pairing Elon and Vivek is like a buddy comedy written by someone who doesn’t understand buddies or comedy - ThreadSky

kenwhite.bsky.social•176 days ago

“You just put two weird annoying people together and they do stuff right?”

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shaynel.bsky.social•176 days ago

Move Fast and Break Each Other.

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alwaysagoodday.com•176 days ago

Two Jerry Lewis’ …

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br549.bsky.social•176 days ago

And hilarity ensues

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joebsf.bsky.social•176 days ago

The Oxymorons

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cirkle.blue•176 days ago

Hopefully just spend days beating each other with their egos

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my2bits4u.bsky.social•176 days ago

I haven't laughed this hard in a week .

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lxtruong.bsky.social•176 days ago

It's where you put two diametrically opposed annoying people at the same lunch table and hope they cancel each other out

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angryhoss.bsky.social•175 days ago

Following you for your name alone

Good job

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dkmarsh.bsky.social•176 days ago

I mean Penn and Teller

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smygfilma.bsky.social•176 days ago

Knowing Elon, it’s a time bomb that’ll likely explode before Jan 20

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christianholt.com•176 days ago

When we calculate the Scaramuccis for how long they end up lasting, are we supposed to count the pair as one position or do we add them up like they run concurrently?

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greenjoel.bsky.social•176 days ago

didn't Tom Hanks start on ABC with that show?

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stevenlee.bsky.social•176 days ago

And they’re gonna do stupid shit like make it impossible to skip ads in videos

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telemark.bsky.social•176 days ago

This is my Joker origin story

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3fecta.bsky.social•176 days ago

It works for Penn & Teller?

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stormrider.tv•176 days ago

the difference is that Penn & Teller are actually good at something

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defpac.bsky.social•176 days ago

In the final days, Trump will put those two in a room, throw in a knife and tell them that the second guy to leave the room will be shot.

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sj314.bsky.social•176 days ago

I think it's going to be more like Silver Streak, but depressing, and with less charm...

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rachelbarkow.bsky.social•176 days ago

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andrewagill.bsky.social•176 days ago

I think that's every radio ad

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martymcd.bsky.social•176 days ago

We're fonda have a Department of WANK by close of play, surely?

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morning-hazard.bsky.social•176 days ago

It's about the friends we made along the way...as we enter into a future of neo corporate feudalism

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pjbodey.bsky.social•175 days ago

Picturing Vivek on ketamine…

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lhbari.bsky.social•176 days ago

But only for 18 months. Their work ends in July 2026.

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johngoede.bsky.social•176 days ago

Harold and Kumar destroy America

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kitsune.garden•176 days ago

Ugh, the uncoolest use of my legal name.

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unclecracker.bsky.social•176 days ago

… winner

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mjeffreson.bsky.social•176 days ago

It's like someone made a new kazoo but its more annoying and with worse intonation.

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uhjustin.bsky.social•176 days ago

From the guys who brought you diarrhea: Two insufferable weird guys, one boring journey, coming next spring.

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hundredwatt.bsky.social•176 days ago

The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour movie?

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allthe2d.bsky.social•176 days ago

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moosebigelow.bsky.social•176 days ago

appointing two people to run the office of govt efficiency might be the new height of irony

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chemkiki.bsky.social•176 days ago

Like the American Dodgeball Association of America?

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!

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saintfoo.bsky.social•176 days ago

I really wish Rip Torn was here to throw wrenches at Elon and Vivek

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6-string-theory.bsky.social•176 days ago

Hilarity is bound to ensue. Algorithim said so.

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lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social•176 days ago

I’m already subscribed to Serious Trouble, you don’t have to convince me

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cazabon.mindly.social.ap.brid.gy•176 days ago

@kenwhite.bsky.social

Add Mike Johnson it's a remake of Weekend at Bernie's.

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johnlam.bsky.social•175 days ago

Heh, Harold and Kumar Destroy America.

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy sit far right on this spectrum from Normie to Psycho. The Department of Government Efficiency will be a weird place to work, and i doubt Normies would want it on their resume.

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seanallen68.bsky.social•176 days ago

Weekend at Bernie’s but we’re the dead guy

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amongmadpeeps.bsky.social•175 days ago

overheard

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besmith63.bsky.social•176 days ago

The Dumb and Dumber analogies write themselves

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citizenvalerie.bsky.social•176 days ago

Written by:

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ebonibunni.bsky.social•176 days ago

I'm upset that this whole thing is a meme joke

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ebonibunni.bsky.social•176 days ago

AARGGGHH

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notthebees.bsky.social•176 days ago

he is 53 fucking years old

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ebonibunni.bsky.social•175 days ago

I hate this timeline. This is worse than 2017

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notthebees.bsky.social•175 days ago

sometimes i wish the world had ended in 2012

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munson.land•176 days ago

honestly it smells like this to me

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tarnado.bsky.social•176 days ago

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jamesjimmmy69.bsky.social•176 days ago

I'm sure his decisions regarding agencies that regulate his car company and rocket company will be very neutral and sensible.

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doctorofstories.bsky.social•176 days ago

In the Daily Wire’s summer blockbuster, Elon and Vivek have to take a dog (played by Ben Shapiro) cross country.

But since neither of them has ever cared for a living thing, they don’t know to feed the dog and it dies.

And then along comes Bobby. . .

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psteq1993.bsky.social•176 days ago

The Hatfields and McCoys

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pissedoffinnj.bsky.social•176 days ago

The Laurel and Hardy of hate.

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markehstrong.bsky.social•176 days ago

That sort of describes Elon. Friendless and Humorless. And Vivek is just along for the ride until he gets fullly spent

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northcarolinats.bsky.social•176 days ago

Lord, I’ve missed you, Ken

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adamwright.bsky.social•176 days ago

Another 48 Indictments
Beverly Hills Capo
Dude, Where’s My Ethics?
Planes, Trains, and EV Subsidies
9 to 5 (Percent Unemployed)

I’ve got drinks to make but there’s more.

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daitengu.com•175 days ago

A buddy tragedy?

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oldmanriver.bsky.social•175 days ago

Possible Newsmax first run production, staring Sorbo and Doc Oz.

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georgieb.bsky.social•176 days ago

Which one is going to say dude and which one is going to say sweet?
IYKYK

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proudanselmo.bsky.social•176 days ago

I'm hoping that those idiots get trump to cut things that the various departments need to carry out P2025. It seems like exactly the kind of incompetent productivity one would expect from those three.

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eyesontheright.bsky.social•176 days ago

Babylon Bee presents "Lethal Weapon"

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dapper-doug.bsky.social•176 days ago

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boboinparadise.bsky.social•176 days ago

They think that they're funny because "everyone says so".

But Charles Grodin is rolling in his grave.

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presidentfirefly.bsky.social•175 days ago

Funniest duo since Gallagher and his watermelon.

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bwarzy.bsky.social•176 days ago

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ericblyler.bsky.social•176 days ago

The main character is their long-suffering chief of staff.

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sniffit.bsky.social•175 days ago

Brokeback Mountbank

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shaneholmberg.bsky.social•176 days ago

I can't see Vivek outlasting first lady Elon, so he'll be the first to go.

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vonamstel.bsky.social•176 days ago

it feels... Apprenticey

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dorogrrrl.bsky.social•176 days ago

I laughed out loud reading your comment so there’s comedy there.

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jbayer436.bsky.social•175 days ago

Two big egos are going to work together? Does anyone seriously believe that? It will be a bitch fight.

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midwesternmama.bsky.social•176 days ago

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janbaby.bsky.social•175 days ago

Beevis and Butthead

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brute.bsky.social•176 days ago

The leaks are going to be pretty amazing as it starts to fall apart.

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nug.monster•176 days ago

god i could've bought an ounce today if i'd put $100 on doge a week ago i didn't expect things to be so stupid so fast.

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babyjanehudson.bsky.social•176 days ago

Let that sink in.

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emhouston.bsky.social•175 days ago

Or a commitment to a movie of 2 hours

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marksquires.com•176 days ago

How many hats do you have? I mean, I've got about 15, but some of them are travel souvenirs ("Porto") and others are sports stuff ("Eagles!") I think you have more.

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devinsbarncat.bsky.social•176 days ago

I'm putting fist fights in the hallway in my BINGO card

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asternitix.bsky.social•176 days ago

I’m sure the person who came up with that thought it would be a good joke.

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radicalcroissant.bsky.social•175 days ago

The Department of Narcissist Cage Matches

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disappointedgranny.bsky.social•176 days ago

There going to kill each other.

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blacknell.bsky.social•176 days ago

I feel like we're going to have a massive conflict in the judiciary very soon, no? The 5th Circuit to the Supreme Court pipeline is how it's going to go, but the folks on the DC Circuit won't go quietly (thank god).

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misssssssglenn.bsky.social•175 days ago

Hahahaa! @itbmejah.bsky.social

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allybaba1.bsky.social•176 days ago

Told my husband it was called the Monty Python Department

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fenderputty.bsky.social•176 days ago

Sorry this is my favorite comparison … not the previous skeet i deleted with the wrong skeet

Plus side. We can call them both Bob, the bobs

https://bsky.app/profile/davelevitan.bsky.social/post/3lascrf52l32t

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iquanyin3.bsky.social•176 days ago

The Great Elon Musk…

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seamuslee.bsky.social•176 days ago

Can they do the rico as part of this?

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joshuaguerci.bsky.social•176 days ago

Part? It’s the whole thing.

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unpopularhistorian.bsky.social•176 days ago

Oh, it's just like Stepbrothers!

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kirkinslo.bsky.social•176 days ago

They say it “will be the Manhattan Project of our time” because it will also lead to mass destruction and countless deaths. Cool.

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natteringnaybob.bsky.social•176 days ago

So let me get this straight. We are going to reduce bureaucracy by creating a new government department?

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tubbles.bsky.social•176 days ago

Republicans and making new, wildly overreaching government agencies. Name a more iconic duo.

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truthseekeronly.bsky.social•175 days ago

And have 2 dipshits over it instead of one. Only the best with his cabinet and staff.

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midnightplat.bsky.social•176 days ago

Stupid but actually the way government actually works. An entire cabinet dept, Homeland Security, and national security office, The Directorate of National Intellgience, were created to streamline information sharing. The existing bureaucracy was too complicated, so they build more on top of it.

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bussolati.bsky.social•176 days ago

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zeroreoz.bsky.social•176 days ago

Its like they both got sent to the kids table. Trump can't chuck em out the door yet cause elon paid for everything.

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mohusseini.com•176 days ago

LITERALLY LAUGHED OUTLOUD!!!

❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂🏆🏆🏆😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

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mkalomiris.bsky.social•176 days ago

can it be more than one thing? oligarchy comes to mind after the billionaires recent welcome djt parade. I just dont know if membership has already been paid or are they are still vying for it.

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jvagle.me•175 days ago

So, CBS, then.

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midnightplat.bsky.social•175 days ago

But two Charlie Sheens, no Broderick among the Doge bros, not even a Kutcher.

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darthbluesky.bsky.social•176 days ago

😹

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funkndonuts.bsky.social•175 days ago

😢

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soiboi.bsky.social•175 days ago

Elon and Vivek Go To White House?

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venice-strong.bsky.social•176 days ago

Ministry of Government Efficiency staffed by musk and Ramaswamy sounds straight out of 1984.

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isomorphism.net•176 days ago

I think they both understand what is going on here

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isomorphism.net•176 days ago

Although it will be funny if they don't.

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drlarrymitchell.bsky.social•176 days ago

Such DOGE. So Scheduled Knowledge In Breaking In Dog Intestines.
Truly Oblivious Idiot Loser Elon Trump.

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hardywallbanger.bsky.social•176 days ago

A week before those two dipshits are at each others throats

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raddude12.bsky.social•176 days ago

So Cop Out?

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jillianny.bsky.social•176 days ago

DOGe ~ eGOD. Get it now?

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samuraiko.bsky.social•176 days ago

Do we have a betting pool yet on who knifes whom first? Coz there's no way on God's green earth that these two are going to even REMOTELY get along long enough to get a damned thing done.

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jdaunell.bsky.social•176 days ago

You say that like it's a bad thing! I'd rather have them fighting each other than breaking things.

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samuraiko.bsky.social•176 days ago

Oh, trust me, I am *ENTIRELY* in the Let Them Fight™ camp. I want them to drag all their cronies in on it on both sides.

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rvdshadyglenn.bsky.social•176 days ago

There’s gonna be another one of those ridiculous incidents where Musk challenges someone to a fight and then has to crawfish away when they accept.

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samuraiko.bsky.social•176 days ago

Gods I hope someone suckers him into putting it in writing in an enforceable contract so that he can't weasel out of it.

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mitchsolomon.bsky.social•176 days ago

PASS

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thebeardedone42.bsky.social•176 days ago

I have sense that the whole MAGA movement does not understand buddies or comedy, and they are mad we won't tell them/won't laugh at their attempts.

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darkcameron.bsky.social•176 days ago

Nightmare blunt rotation

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spirithousebahamas.bsky.social•175 days ago

The title has to be CringeLords.

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zunzie.bsky.social•176 days ago

I am honestly super excited to watch this disaster unfold.

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newcartographer.bsky.social•176 days ago

It’s so funny that Trump kept them out of the admin. “Department” yeah guys, you’re totally a department!

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texaskiwi70.bsky.social•176 days ago

Yeah it has mockumentary written all over it.

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janersm.bsky.social•176 days ago

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jayrousedc.bsky.social•175 days ago

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andyfraser.bsky.social•176 days ago

It’s like Beavis and Butthead running a federal department. Heh heh heh lets tweet a joke about breasts heh heh heh heh

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santiagojim.bsky.social•176 days ago

This literally blows my mind.

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clayjones.bsky.social•176 days ago

Is America going to play the role of Bernie?

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jenonymous.bsky.social•176 days ago

The agency should should be called Department of Governmental Corruption and it should be referred to as DoGC (pronounced “Dork”).

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jennydemilo.bsky.social•176 days ago

What’s the over/under on how long until it comes to fisticuffs?

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pauliefuntime.bsky.social•176 days ago

3 days

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jennydemilo.bsky.social•176 days ago

Your lips / gods ears

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nf1nk.bsky.social•176 days ago

As soon as they figure out they are just writing a report, they will get bored and nope out before they can even have a good fight.

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jennydemilo.bsky.social•176 days ago

I think you’re probably right. A white paper will bore them to pieces

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digitaldiscipline.bsky.social•175 days ago

Gumming up these dipshits in court has a certain je ne se merde that I'm looking forward to (other than the waste of taxpayer dollars, and the fact that these clownfucks are anywhere near them).

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crowrhyme.bsky.social•176 days ago

Make no mistake, humor aside.
Those two are dangerous.

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tobirose.bsky.social•176 days ago

It really seems like a parody…someone on drugs? #ketamine

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katysulfridge.bsky.social•175 days ago

I’m wondering if this department is actually supposed to function or is it like giving a game controller without batteries to a toddler so they think they’re playing?

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williamjo.se•176 days ago

The ensuing shit show will be so entertaining, at least.

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begtodiffer.bsky.social•175 days ago

Twins

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winterink.bsky.social•176 days ago

Only word you can use to describe Elon not getting full control of the thing is “Cucked”

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nocatsnomasters.bsky.social•176 days ago

Elon is such a gullible dunce that I half expect that Vivek's there to ride herd on him and make sure he doesn't accidentally gut himself while running with scissors or something.

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mels-b.bsky.social•176 days ago

Wow. This is a scenario where the bigger skipping dipshit is the responsible one.

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ehusman.bsky.social•176 days ago

Tagline: “Don’t make me tap the sign!”

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tcgamer.bsky.social•175 days ago

All of these types who claim to be 'comics' aren't at all funny, so it fits, actually.

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the9thplague.bsky.social•176 days ago

Believing that these goons can do their “magic” is dreadful.. what do they know, really?
They invest 1 billion to make 1.1 billion.. that’s about the same rate any dumbass can pull-off..

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randomreaction.bsky.social•176 days ago

Lots of small dick energy between them.

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woenellie.bsky.social•176 days ago

The Odd Couple

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andrewschnell51.bsky.social•176 days ago

I don't think they will be able to fit both of their egos into the same room.

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texspider.bsky.social•176 days ago

Or writing.

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brixnstixnpux.bsky.social•176 days ago

Sounds like the premise for a “Trading Places” sequel

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martinkoenigsberg.bsky.social•176 days ago

#DuelingDouchebagsOfDouchedom

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therealdwoo.bsky.social•176 days ago

😃😄

Reading my first Popehat post in gawd knows how long
🙂

🙋‍♂️ 'who doesn't understand buddies or comedy' or pairing🫠

[to be fair I kept reading elsewhere...just not on the hellsite]

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carlgt1.bsky.social•176 days ago

Think of the “Stepbrothers” scene “hey, did you play my drums?” But it’s these two weirdos.

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free2b.bsky.social•176 days ago

Whose idea was it to name their new department after crypto currency? They really think it's just a game.

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phoutz.bsky.social•176 days ago

Ugh. *Celebrity Apprentice* was too stupid to watch the first time it was on. Can we please change the channel?

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kfa-legal.bsky.social•175 days ago

and not very efficient to have two

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newguyonbluesky.bsky.social•175 days ago

Creating government waste to stop government waste is peak US government

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hubba8088.bsky.social•176 days ago

Alleged billionaire in chief appoints two billionaires to fix struggling America because of billionaires

Ah, hell, those voters never understood anyway

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sunrises.bsky.social•176 days ago

Beavis and Butthead of a pretend government agency.

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jamesjhare.com•176 days ago

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America is the property of MTV Movies and any unauthorized reproduction of said film (even in real life) will be subject to a lawsuit

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stacydaless.bsky.social•176 days ago

Scams to make money off of us. Oligarchs

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uofagrad97.bsky.social•176 days ago

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stephenschiavone.bsky.social•175 days ago

This plays like Trump hasn't decided which one to fire yet and has sent them on a snipe hunt.

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magitek.bsky.social•176 days ago

I wonder if they'll end up bickering most of the time.

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historiken.bsky.social•176 days ago

so, elon, then

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cgtzeno.bsky.social•176 days ago

I want to see them do the “Who’s on first?” shtick…

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lpoolmike.bsky.social•176 days ago

Sounds more like The Hunger Games to me

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joejoelo.bsky.social•175 days ago

Elon & Vivek

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robertwakulat.bsky.social•176 days ago

There’s a dark, gallows kind of comedy there

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therealruniz.bsky.social•175 days ago

The problem is that the bigger idiot has unlimited funds and can buy the cooperation of the noisy little idiot. This is where we are going to get hit. Trump is already allowing Musk too much inside knowledge. I'm not looking forward to the new year.

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iatethelastgummy.bsky.social•176 days ago

It's like Beavis and Butthead in real life.

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decay67.bsky.social•176 days ago

Weird and Weirdier

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metabluesky.bsky.social•176 days ago

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sayonara-bsky.bsky.social•176 days ago

I don't know. Putting two socially incompetent and morally bereft people together for a half hour sitcom has precedents. However, putting them together for four hours, or worse, for four years, as a sideshow for an extravaganza topped by a clown act is a risky endeavor - for all of us.

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rachinnash.bsky.social•176 days ago

They’re going to bury each other. It would be fun to watch if it wasn’t so anxiety inducing.

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kittyboygirl.bsky.social•176 days ago

They most probably hate each other already. They will both be fired, of course, but which will go first?

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blue-jay2.bsky.social•175 days ago

They are both very strong, aggressive personalities, I'm sure this will work out great! 🤪

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halcorley.bsky.social•176 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/halcorley.bsky.social/post/3las7i7ur7k2j

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truebluebroad.bsky.social•175 days ago

ABC announced it today, they said it was a newly created dept./agency that would run outside of the federal government.
This should set your hair on fire!!!
5 Alarm Fire
The sole purpose is to cut waste. They gonna take a machete and GUT.
We need to get crackin'. Time's a wastin'.

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flatline42.bsky.social•176 days ago

As much as I hated Dumb & Dumber 2, Dumb & Dumber 3 is going to be so much worse.

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drunkandcoding.bsky.social•176 days ago

Perfect Dangers

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andybrwn.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy•176 days ago

@kenwhite.bsky.social I wonder if they’ll just propose to close everything and declare BK

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calmb4thestorm.bsky.social•175 days ago

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stevebeing.me•176 days ago

Rain Men.

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laurastoobusy.bsky.social•176 days ago

2/3s of the wild and crazy guys on SNL...

They just need Don Jr and some plaid pants.

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katpick.bsky.social•175 days ago

It has an annoying stinky lap needy pet feel to it.

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urbanista01.bsky.social•176 days ago

🤣

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fryfrizz.bsky.social•176 days ago

It’s a badly written SNL Skitch. Trying to hard to be funny at the expense of the American people.

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soryuflcl.bsky.social•175 days ago

elon: “Hey Vivek! I’m so Xcited to Make America Great Again!!! It’s time to… DOGE!” *jumps up and does the stupid fucking X sign”

vivek: “Vivant liberi domini nostri, salve puer”

*laugh track*

VIVEK AND ELON! THEY’RE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, THROUGH DOGE (comedy is back baby!)

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apexadjacent.com•176 days ago

Sometimes when I'm doing stuff around the house, I'll get my 6 year old involved like holding hardware or helping measure ingredients and I always say "you helped me do this, buddy!"

Anyway, Elon and Vivek are totally gonna have Big Boi Jobs.

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karidoll14.bsky.social•175 days ago

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kipheinly.bsky.social•176 days ago

Why do I visualize daily work between these two will be more like a replay of”Who’s on First.” I don’t know…. Third base.

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tommfi.bsky.social•176 days ago

I think that together they will do less damage as they will be at each other's throats...

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ghostiger.bsky.social•176 days ago

Have the title for the series as well "DOGE Houser MD(Most Destructive)"!

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soundslikeyello.bsky.social•176 days ago

Or the dollar as the global reserve currency.

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drewkadel.bsky.social•175 days ago

The United States of America:
The Final Chapter

VIVEK AND ELON

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sunlover721.bsky.social•175 days ago

And a total shit-show. Give these two a week and they'll be at each other's throats.

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mr-furious.bsky.social•176 days ago

Trying to recall which Lethal Weapon had South African bad guys.....

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prw.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy•175 days ago

@kenwhite.bsky.social More an absurdity: Waiting for Goddamit

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wendy-temple.bsky.social•176 days ago

The leopards will be eating each other's faces.

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kylefrohio.bsky.social•175 days ago

One of Trump's more deft moves, honestly. He despises both. Make them work together and they'll eat each other in a week.

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kylefrohio.bsky.social•175 days ago

Imagine Elon, aspiring co-president, getting the email that he would CO-lead a department

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macrambles.bsky.social•176 days ago

Its The Producers, less the comedy.

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ktbobaytee.bsky.social•176 days ago

I'm hoping that by filling his cabinet with massive egos wed to what in other circumstances would be hysterical levels of incompetence, it will end up devouring itself, like a malevolent ouroboros.

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embelfar.bsky.social•176 days ago

Unfortunately, the consequences of their incompetence will be felt by the public.

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ariadesatanas.bsky.social•175 days ago

It's the new Department of Grift & Execrate [DOGE]

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jjmplsmn.bsky.social•176 days ago

Department of Gigantic Egos

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rinaomalley.bsky.social•176 days ago

Or writing. You'd get a note like "it's not believable that these characters would be so stupid."

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monkyhead.com•176 days ago

or writing

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elsievoteblue.bsky.social•176 days ago

Can you imagine those two piece of 💩 Elon and rameyswampthing running our country 🤬

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margil9000.bsky.social•176 days ago

I just want all you brooks brothers protesters from the 2000s to sit tf down.

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erichenao.bsky.social•176 days ago

“Busom Buddies”?

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warrenharding.bsky.social•176 days ago

Isn’t this just a movie sequel? Dumb and Dumber, Part ll?

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julie-mae.bsky.social•175 days ago

Trump created a non-official agency for these two obnoxious narcissists to play with. There can only be one obnoxious narcissist in the White House at a time.

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sarahofsb.bsky.social•176 days ago

So Elon then

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maile.bsky.social•176 days ago

Vivek is babysitter; Elon is grandpa

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jaagibs.bsky.social•175 days ago

That describes trump perfectly.

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tyronewallingham.bsky.social•176 days ago

But we'll all learn nothing along the way.....

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njbrpe.bsky.social•176 days ago

The dismantling of the regulatory state is underway. Gee, I wonder who will benefit.

The regulatory state is necessary for a democracy intent on protecting the rights of individuals against government and the wealthy and powerful.

Back to the gilded age, democracy without the regulatory state

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samwibatt.bsky.social•176 days ago

All about owning the libs

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naveman.bsky.social•176 days ago

I wonder if Trump paired them up trying to pull a power move on Trump. Like ‘hey worlds richest guy why don’t I partner you up with this hack who tried to run for president and has been licking my boots ever since. Not cause I don’t think you can’t handle the job on your own.’

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czdave.bsky.social•176 days ago

Nothing is more efficient than having 2 people do one job…

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wayneinseoul.bsky.social•176 days ago

It's "Twins" but casted from the Mirror Universe.

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bartmalloy.bsky.social•176 days ago

For a week they’ll fight and agree to split their shared office with, get this, white tape right down the middle. Hilarity will ensue. Then the following week it’ll be like it never happened.

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midnightplat.bsky.social•176 days ago

Elon says it'll be a great comedy duo, like the one in the Hangover. And will insist he and Vivek brief in briefs, because, again, misapprehension of the Hangover movies, plus Reeking Vivek.

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jofromeurope.bsky.social•176 days ago

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thulcandrian.bsky.social•175 days ago

Feels like a screwball comedy

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persuasivepr.bsky.social•176 days ago

Doomed to go straight to the overseas streaming market.

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alfredeneuman2001.bsky.social•175 days ago

Do you think they'll go to White Castle?

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timhutchings.bsky.social•176 days ago

I thought it was Slavoj Žižek for a second and wondered at the world.

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realwingshavebones.bsky.social•176 days ago

Elon is Dean Martin and Vivek is Jerry Lewis.

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kmagnacca.bsky.social•176 days ago

So, Elon and Trump.

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renatomariotti.bsky.social•176 days ago

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grobielauren.bsky.social•176 days ago

How do some of the Late Night staff write, produce, and host some of the things that will happen? Will they even be able to...without the henchmen coming?

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jbudd75.bsky.social•176 days ago

I'm honestly terrified for the lot of them.

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concernedcitizen60.bsky.social•176 days ago

Cheech & Chong! Next they will be peddling THC gummies

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candace46.bsky.social•176 days ago

Are these billionaires getting paid?

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debscornucopia.bsky.social•176 days ago

Ken!!!!
Oh how I've missed you ❤️
I followed you on Facebook when you left Twitter, but it was really difficult to find any of your posts there 😢
But you're here 😊😊
This has made my week 😅

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elizabeth-d.bsky.social•175 days ago

They're the consultants from Office Space, only less charismatic and honest.

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fabriholic.bsky.social•176 days ago

Overheard

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jaymarose.bsky.social•176 days ago

But got paid a ton of play money.

Buzz marketing wouldve killed every single one of the founders dead from indignation.

Dead.

DEAD.

Or maybe, just maybe, they would unite to overthrow tyranny & naked corruption.

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plawman.bsky.social•176 days ago

the san francisco smug episode has come full circle

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luuuuuuc.bsky.social•176 days ago

O.M.G. [POPE] HAT LIVES!! Is this where you've been for so long? You've been missed. I hope this platform stays safe and sane and the freak show doesn't follow all of us here 🥹

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sjallepalli.bsky.social•176 days ago

I’m envisioning them on a stage singing, “I annoy everyone better than you…”

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therealmrbill.bsky.social•176 days ago

Like the new Hat-handle.

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aluminumonkey.bsky.social•175 days ago

I saw this movie before, "Dude Where's my Children. Oh yeah they left me for being a piece of shit"

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rvdshadyglenn.bsky.social•176 days ago

I dunno…Dumb and Dumber was an actual film.

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sensualkazoo.bsky.social•176 days ago

Idk whether to be worried or relieved those two are in charge of gutting the federal government. Like what musk wants to do is insane and immensely destructive but he is also an idiot.

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