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12yo on vacation MO->FL. Ate a ton of McDs on the trip; it was the 1st year for the Monopoly game. I had the entire board except 1 piece for each set. Went to school after returning and a kid had Illinois. Prize: Jeep Cherokee and 2 jetskis. Offered to split prize but he thought he could still win.
Driving to Lake Ozark in the 07 ice storm 5mi from town at 12am. At least 20 cars in the ditch along the way. See a guy walking, assume he wrecked so offered him a ride. He had an Australian accent, said he didn’t have a car, and had me drop him off at a “storage unit” where he apparently lived 😬
Woke up from a month long coma w/ amnesia of the first 15 years of my life with 9/11 being my first memory. Took 2 years to recover, developed drug resistant depression, blew up to about 400 pounds, dropped out of school, became temporarily homeless.
Had an ah-hah moment, got back in school, lost 200+ pounds, graduated a/ 3.95, became a teacher, helped my company win a $1m contract on SharkTank w/ Mark Cuban, became the photog director for the Bernie Sanders 2020 campaign, and now I work at a bar doing security while I figure out what’s next.
More or less, it was taking a shower at a campground shower while I was living out of my truck, to walk out on two people doing meth in the shower room. I think I must have seen myself in that future, but something snapped back into place that day
Cool. I came very close to being on Shark Tank, but the product was an electric car and I guess there were too many potential legal conflicts. They pulled the plug the day before we were supposed to film.
I spilled Zsa Zsa Gabor’s homemade Hungarian goulash on myself while taking a pot of it out of the trunk of her Rolls Royce Silver Cloud that I had just parked for her.
On my first day of work at a real grown-up job (at a bank), I showed my boss that she hadn’t been logging into the correct place to see her employee-purchased company shares. She made $70k/year and had nearly $1M in shares she didn’t know about. She retired 6 months later!
Sitting in a pub on lake Erie planning a heist of the Flag Ship Niagra... table next to us hears it, turns out they are the crew. They ended up giving us an after hours tour, drinks and all.
When I used to live in DC I had a exercise bike route that would go from the Capitol building across the National Mall to the Lincoln Memorial. Would pass by Elizabeth Warren & her husband walking their dog a lot of evenings. Never bothered them out of respect but internal fanboy was screaming.
I was an extra in a movie once and they stressed over and over “DON’T TALK TO THE ACTORS! DON’T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM!” Then later I accidentally backed up and stopped on the foot of the lead actor (Ethan Embry) so hard I was worried I broke his foot and would delay the whole movie…
He was fine though, and was very nice about it. Also, Judah Friedlander from 30 Rock was in the movie and we shot a scene together where he checked my ID before letting me into a bar. (He acted skeptical like he thought it was a fake ID but still let me in)
I don't remember. One of them about how it was good to protest shit. Maybe this one? The media, from CNN to Brietbart, took this as taking credit for it, when it was directly NOT taking credit for it, I just didn't want to miss any of the organizations who mobilized around it.
I know a woman who had a rival in college who hated her. The rival thought it’d be funny to set her up on a blind date with this man the rival didn’t like either.
17 days later, the man asked the woman to marry him. Their 60th anniversary is next year.
My dad used to produce Jack Hanna’s Animal Adventures. I remember being “on set” watching a bear surgery when the bear unexpectedly woke up angry and disorderly. Distinctly remember watching full grown men (including my dad) with video cameras running for their lives.
I was a shiftless kid w/o a degree, pumping gas at a gas station in New Jersey, when a friend I knew from a hockey channel on IRC asked me if I wanted a job at Microsoft. 25+ years later, I am still here.
The WTC was bombed a week before I was meant to take my first trip to NYC. My second trip to NYC was scheduled for September 18, 2001. I’m not al qaeda I stg
Yeah, I survived but it felt like I got hit in the mouth with a baseball bat. The tentacles got wrapped around my regulator. Luckily I was wearing gloves so I was able to clear them without getting stung even more. Crap hurt for sure though.
I had returned from three years of work in London and was buying some nice things at Ikea nearhome
Leaving IKEA I found someone I knew 20 years before (never seen again until then) stuck between the exit doors (she was trying to get in). We are now married and have been living together for 10 years!
45 years ago, David Carradine brought his Bullterrier into the hotel restaurant where I worked, in Lawton, Oklahoma. He ordered a sirloin, medium rare for him.
That I KNOW of, I’ve avoided 1 fatal ✈️ crash, 1 shooting in an airport 🧳 claim, 1 fatal snowmobiling accident, 1 fatal sinkhole/whirlpool incident, 1 brutal murder, and 1 anti-protest high-speed driver incident! All bc something in my gut told me to switch up plans/times/locations last minute! 😅
one time andre 3000 crashed my neighbor's house party bc he heard the band they hired playing a cover of hey ya and he lived on the other side of the woods, which is how i found out he does not like hey ya
When I was in high school Pauly Shore groped my chest. Full story: waiting outside Virgin records in NYC and a camera crew were coming down the street. I stood in the middle of the sidewalk to try to be interviewed or something. Pauly (nicely) moved me aside.
when I was 14 I got kicked out of my parents house because I liked metal music and horror films and they were born again Christian’s, I couch surfed and lived a few different places before eventually ending up homeless and addicted to ketamine where I was for 4 years, under a bridge alone 1/2
and I ended up in jail for some really stupid silly mistakes for a year and then I ended up in an inpatient program for a year and when I got out of it I got sober from anything that isn’t weed and I now have a wife and 2 kids and my own dog walking business and I’m a real life artist who sells art
when i was four years old i was building a snowman while my mom was working with our horses and another horse came up and kicked me in the face and i experienced a major contra coup brain injury and lost the ability to visualize things in my brain (aphantasia) and a lot of other brain issues
yeah i cant imagine images at all it’s just a nonstop Audio commentary in my head, I also have dyspraxia and I have dissociative episodes pretty frequently but it didn’t find out what all of this stuff was until adulthood because my parents didn’t really care beyond having a difficult child
I have another one! Many older Greek diaspora people know my family history because of a book my great uncle wrote in the 80s. It was turned into a movie and he was played by John Malkovich, and the family home in the village is now a small museum.
I started a meme stock trading game with friends I met on Reddit, then Nasdaq found out and threatened to sue us. I used the opportunity to try and convince their general consul to partner with us. It didn’t work.
Got into a bar fight in a seaside city, me and him got kicked out, we kept fighting, then few hours later the other guy was found floating in the harbour
One of my three gigs writing for College newspaper was a Rufio show no one wanted to go to and my editor got mad at me when I said the opening bands were going to be bigger stories. The openers were Motion City Soundtrack and Fall Out Boy.
I watched the movie just a few months before the scuba accident and it was ALL I could think of on the swim back. I think watching it made the whole ordeal much worse
Oh no :( I also think of that man who was trapped in a submarine for days who got rescued and lives to tell the tale. Anyways thanks for sharing this traumatic story and letting me ask about it!! I’m so glad you made it to land.
Driving with some friends from TX to AZ, we were around 100 MPH when we slid into a 180 and off the road, flipping twice and rolling 3 times. The small New Mexico town we were in had all CC services out. With little cash on me, I traded my last pack of cigarettes & my watch for bus fare to get home.
Thurgood Marshall threw out my drinking citation when I was stationed in Memphis (along with my shipmate’s). He regularly helped members of the military with these types of infractions. To this day I’m still stunned.
My parents left me alone in the house for an Easter holiday I didn't really want to go on. So they would have been gone for about 10 days. Since they knew I'd be shit with eating they left me with 30 pizzas to get through, but I'd just discovered internet gaming and accidentally forgot to eat most
Of the time and when I remembered I put it off (just one more game). Somewhere in the middle of that time I did eat a pizza, but my parents were super pissed off to find 29 pizzas left when they got home.
I did drink lots of liquids, but since our water was terrible (private well and the water had so much iron you could taste it) we only drank pop. Fuck knows how much pop I consumed, but since it helped me avoid eating... a lot. 🤷♀️
While i was talking on the phone with my mom, living in an apartment in kc, i saw a mans body fly down in front of my window. he screamed too. i ran onto fire escape and saw his body lying there, raining and blood coming out. suicide. it was the weirdest experience i’ve ever had
In california, i was hanging out in my bed with my bf. A totally naked man barged through my front door and hid in my bathroom. the cops followed him. he had stolen wetsuits from a store but took them off once they started chasing him.
When i was 18 and an Elite model living in Tokyo, i went on a date with a Japanese man named June who turned out to be the largest japanese mafia cocaine dealer… i had no clue until someone told me
I got invited backstage to meet New Found Glory once. I got back there with my friend and they said hi and then one of them immediately began telling me and my friend how he had diarrhea all day and continued to talk about it until we had to go back out for the show.
I live in a small town of under 9,000 people & Jack Dorsey / Square chose us to film these weird little Square commercials in. They spent a week in the antique shop I worked at filming. I didn’t even know who Dorsey was when he walked in 😂 & was not impressed by any of the LA folk with him.
My maternal grandpa likely fought in the Mexican revolution while his family financially supported the revolutionaries. Afterwards he had to sneak across the border to avoid persecution and changed his name from Ruemiero de la Cruz to Robert Beltran. If he was still alive he’d be 126 today
The first time I got dumped was at Christmas in front of a cathedral. As I sat on a bench crying a woman and three small children went skipping past singing “Que Sera”
Kid got hit by a car by my house and a few weeks later, I inexplicably sifted through the grass on the side of the road for skull fragments, put them in a Dixie cup and showed kids at school.
My appendix ruptured & sat for 3 days due to a misdiagnosis. On 3rd ER trip, was finally diagnosed with appendicitis. Was too far gone to operate. Had less than 1% chance of survival. Dr poked a hole in my stomach to drain toxins. 3 weeks of 3 bags of antibiotics intravenously.
Thanks @christinesu.bsky.social ! Love this thread and flattered to be tagged! I once shared a stage with late, great Tommy Ramone. Only 10 people were there to see it, and no one took pictures.
Oh hi @reesha.bsky.social! 👋 Our similarly spelled names and a fortunate typo from @christinesu.bsky.social have brought us all together! What a time to be alive! (Presently resisting the urge not to include through typo another random person from the skyline.)
after being a cow milker in Japan I drove around the Midwest trying to meet ranchers to no avail, until some Maori elders were like "come move to NZ" 🏔 so I did for a while. then took a DNA test which then told me I was part Polynesian, and the elder was like "I already know. we're family"
but then it turned out to be a data fail. a year later the ancestry co was like uhh we can't tell different asians apart, correction, you're from a diff island after all. but the elder said: "you don't need DNA to tell you what we already know. we're family." 💚🌊
My donor had an iron level a little below the necessary amount I order to do the surgery a day later. Raisins have a decent amount of iron, apparently. She grabbed a bag of Raisinettes at home on the shelf, and downed over half the bag. One blood test later and she, stunningly, was above the level.
I had small gigs in the virtual world Second Life in 2010-2011. Usually they paid the equivalent of USD in Linden dollars (in-game currency) but in one of those gigs (playing guitar outside a club) I was paid a few dollars in bitcoin. This was in early 2011.
One time a bear that had apparently been raised by humans came onto the farm I lived on in my early 20s and it was not scared of anything, not even fireworks or other loud sounds, and it took all day and the help of several government animal control guys to finally get it to go away
Thru snotty sniffles I said
“Well BB, you know the blues…”🤦🏼♀️
Thanksgiving 1991, OHare airport. Very nice man, he had no reason to reach out other than kindness.
Thank you for asking!🎉
Diversity and inclusion event award at school. My team got nominated for an Infinity War movie night
I started booing and cussing before I was told it was a legit nomination. I made the theater turn the captions on. The hard of hearing students appreciated that and nominated us(we still lost)
One time I was shooting pool at a bar with Armie Hammer and a very drunk young couple thought I was Johnny Depp. I had to show them my ID to prove I wasn't. They thought it was a fake ID.
lol no, this was during the filming of The Lone Ranger, well before that weirdness. Also, I do not look like anyone would want a hunk of me in their mouth ha ha ha ha
When I was in the Air Force One of my co workers was secretly in the KKK and saved my life when i accidentally walked up on a Clan meeting up at the Fairgrounds with headphones my headphones on. 🤷🏽♀️Thanks Chuck.
I was once serenaded by a North Korean band. They gave me flowers. But then later they took back the flowers. It was a pretty weird vibe and I was afraid to talk to them too much because I didn’t want them to get in trouble.
A friend of mine from high school was arrested in Russia and accused of being an American spy. After months of negotiation they did a spy swap. After my friend came he completely disappeared. Off the grid. The only person I’ve ever known who has completely vanished.
I once had a deal blow up because one of the principals involved in deal was thrown in a black jail because they happened to be a known associate of someone that suddenly went rogue and made very serious coup attempt in major foreign power. part but not all of this story made “The New York Times.”
I competed against Andre the Giant's daughter in gymnastics. She was really good & won 1st place. I placed on some events, but her dad was just... Andre. Standing there and cheering for her & her team. The best dad.
As someone with profound ADHD who hates traffic and struggles with patience, I respect the strategy. Efficient stadium exits take planning! I respect his game 🫡
I’ve never been a patient guy, but I’m a leave late, not leave early guy wrt traffic at the game. Bring a book, some snacks (or hot soup on cold nights!) and wait till the lot’s just about empty before starting the car. Easy drive home!
I went to school with both of the older brothers from Home Alone, but they were different schools at different times. I played DnD with the older one, until it was clear he was a bit of a dick. The younger one I remember holding his girlfriend's ass on the high school dance floor.
My parents signed a contract assigning naming rights for their future children, with my mother naming kids 1 and 3 and my dad naming kids 2 and 4 with kid #5 being a wild card (there was no kid #5)... and we found it when he died.
Vatican: I took pictures of the toilet at the Sistine chapel, I put smartass notes in a prayer box(“can I get a large with pepperoni and sausage?”), dared to wear shorts into St. Peter’s & asked for a short audience with his holiness. That’s when the Swiss guard invited me to leave
Jerusalem: my father and I went to the chapel and he said “does inri mean ‘I’m not returning immediately?’” I laughed. But I nearly caused a riot when I realized that my foot was over the line and on the spot where Jesus died. Like where his shoulder was.
I bumped into an Air Force officer, causing him to spill a huge glass of lemonade right into the lap of anti-immigrant former California Gov. Pete Wilson.
I was attacked by a dolphin. Wife & I did a dolphin experience. Dolphin learned that ferrying people back to a location in the pool = fish. I was the last person to go. After it brought me back it hit me a few times (ow!) in the butt trying to get me to go so it could ferry me again for more fish.
This one little girl (background story is that her father is part of the Mexican Cartels, I mean, whose father isn't) starts going off on old dude with gun
"That is our last $3, we need it to get home" and so on and so forth
Just by blind luck, I went to the National Portrait Gallery the day Rosa Parks had her bust dedicated. I actually got to (briefly) meet her and shook hands with her. 😃
I once answered a Craigslist ad looking for someone to officiate a wedding, and then did so at a nearby dive bar in exchange for a bottle of rye whiskey.
When I was 14, I hacked my entire junior high school system. The tech teacher was so proud that he left a backdoor open. Every now and then, I used it to print or display sentences on all screens in bold Arial letters. A few years later, I became an artist. I still write texts in bold Arial letters.
At the end of an after party, Björk was individually bidding everyone a farewell basically as we queued to leave. Her parting interaction with me was to kiss my hand like I was some kind of Mafia Don. It freaks my nut to this day
After the 2016 election, some of my colleagues and I were at dinner at the now-closed 21 Club Restaurant in NYC when Trump and his brood showed up for a family dinner. The Secret Service surrounded us, and the entire thing was surreal. Half the room booed while the other half cheered.
I got so pissed up with Roger de Courcey up a mountain in The Falklands that we ended up with him throwing up in a shipping container and me sexually abusing Nookie the Bear.
I was in a old graveyard in upstate NY with a friend. We were trespassing, the graveyard was closed to the public it was so old and desecrated. Broad daylight, my friend whisper yells “Duck!”, then “Look”…
I look over and there’s an older gentleman dressed like he’s going to a funeral in the 1800s, standing over a gravesite. I look back at my friend and then at the man… he was gone.
We were there because the graveyard had a reputation on the internet for being a portal to Hell. It’s truly a strange place. A statue of a decapitated angel, many knocked over graves. Pinewood Cemetery.
Was backpacking in the middle of nowhere. Guy randomly camped right next to me. While I was getting ready to sleep, he kneeled down and whispered “I think we’re going to die tonight”
21 years ago I fell in love with a 20-year-old Polish nun in a language class in Italy. She hated Italy and wanted to go back to Krakow and I offered to steal a car and drive her and she said yes, va bene, si. I stayed up all night making a plan but the next day she was gone & I never saw her again.
Sat in Waylon Jennings’ living room waiting on my friend to setup a photo shoot with his wife Jessi Colter back in the 90’s. He was on his exercise bike with his hat on smoking a cigarette. Great memory. We talked about half a hour.
My great great uncle who sponsored my grandma’s family to emigrate to the US set the standard for American beer tastes and very likely jailed his Nazi son in his basement after smuggling him into the country.
I think they might have sent him back to Germany after the war but it would have been for several years and there was definitely a jail cell built into the basement he never took out
I went to a weird hippy school briefly, one day the teacher quit without notice during a lunch break and it took the school about 4 hours to notice we were unsupervised. My parents pulled me because he came back 2 weeks later and screamed conspiracy theories at us until the police came.
I was friends with the bass player from My Chemical Romance before they were a band, unfortunately I lost touch with him once they started getting successful
When I was 11 i was attending a college black box production of Pippin and during a sexy number, got a brief lap dance from a future American idol finalist
I once ran a travelers’ hostel in Malacca, Malaysia for several days because the owner had discovered his wife was cheating on him, and he just disappeared to deal with the emotional fallout.
First Gulf war, saw a flat, circular, metallic object buried in the sand. Though "Is that a landmine?" So I kicked it.
As my foot made contact I had a moment of terrible clarity.
It was a paint tin lid.
I once booked a plane ticket two days in advance to fly across the country to see a guy I had a fling with while on vacation a month prior (and didn’t know before the vk).
Not sure if this is still an active thread, but decided to throw this in anyway as a newbie!
When I was 15 and on holidays interstate with my aunt and uncle, my uncle took me to work with him and his team for the day. That day I flew back to my home state, watched a liver be removed from a kind dead person who was a Donor, flew back and watched my uncle transplant it to someone grateful 🫶🏼
Flying survey over nothern Maine/southern New Brunswick when the marine batteries powering the camera system short out and set fire to the plane’s interior. I reached back to hit the kill switch and A. electrocute myself and B. fuse my hand to the white hot wire that had cooked its insulation off.
I met my fiancée on Twitter, it took her 3 months to show me her face but 10 minutes to show her boobs.
She is a cardiologist and was going to marry a rich dude and she dumped him for me.
We also ended up in a throuple with my ex for the first year of our relationship.
Ronan Farrow hit on me at a party once, only he wasn't Ronan Farrow yet, and there's a tiny chance that I had some small part in his first name's origin story.
Erastus Corning 2nd, the last of the Big City Machine mayors, came out of the woods to a hillside clearing on the outskirts of Albany one summer day to watch as I tattooed butterflies.
I went to the celebration for the 50th anniversary of the moon landing where the Saturn 5 launch was projected onto the side of the Washington monument. The announcer told everyone to look up because the space station was flying overhead. Just as it came into view, Buzz Aldrin liked on of my tweets.
I once gatecrashed a black-tie party at the Ritz Carlton during the Cannes Film Festival wearing t-shirt and shorts. I asked the film producer who got me in why everyone was being so nice to me. She replied, “They don’t know who you are but you have to be someone dressed like that at this party.”
I once asked Michael Schumacher to sign a packet of Ferrari sugar, and he did. I put it down on a table and immediately lost it. I always suspected that the cameraman next to me stole it when I wasn't looking
- I was the live-in personal assistant for one of Leonard Cohen's band member's wives when he was on a world tour.
- I have seen/chased three EF-5 tornadoes
- I went to a charity event in WeHo and met Julia Roberts and Oprah, only one of whom was nice
Went to a party w/ the guy I had just started dating and ate 🍄. Hallucinated meeting our daughter who had dark hair and blue eyes, like me. He asked “What was she like?”
We’ve been together for 14 years, married 9 of them. Our baby girl is asleep on me rn. She does have dark hair and blue eyes.
I made a website in middle school that hosted unsanctioned copies of flash games from other sites that were blocked by school filters (I guess it was too new to be filtered). it spread by word of mouth to other schools and at least one other state.
Oh man I did that drive to Dahab in one of the government busses while very sick and it was quite the experience, but why was it the worst decision of your life?
But more concretely, it became apparent that our driver didn't have the proper papers for the many internal checkpoints, so he drove lights off, pedal-to-the-metal through the middle of the night.
At some point, I saw him fiddling with a lighter while driving like 90MPH. It turned out he was unrolling and rerolling a cigarette to spike it with hash.
Elevator opened and inside stood Gorbachev, flanked by two human mountains. I looked at them, they looked at me. The elevator closed and I took the next one.
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1: I once started partying in central Iowa and woke up in Missouri with no knowledge of how i got there.
2: I went to WWE Raw and was standing on the lowest level of the balcony and was eye to eye with The Big Show
that’s how I met Elijah Wood once
17 days later, the man asked the woman to marry him. Their 60th anniversary is next year.
Leaving IKEA I found someone I knew 20 years before (never seen again until then) stuck between the exit doors (she was trying to get in). We are now married and have been living together for 10 years!
There was a Maxim magazine article about a woman who hit a bear in Yellowstone National Park that summer.
It was not about me.
This is an unreal thread. We have the most fascinating people on here
She'd fit right in with today's GOP.
The news people loved it so much they did me as an entire feature on the nightly news.
And I still have the ball.
Recovered in 3 weeks
I’ve also been treated for the flu by a Nobel Prize winner.
It was set up to fail by those humans.
Go ahead, ask me what I said…
“Well BB, you know the blues…”🤦🏼♀️
Thanksgiving 1991, OHare airport. Very nice man, he had no reason to reach out other than kindness.
Thank you for asking!🎉
I started booing and cussing before I was told it was a legit nomination. I made the theater turn the captions on. The hard of hearing students appreciated that and nominated us(we still lost)
(we ate dog, I did NOT order it)
Coincidentally he was keen to the phrase “How bout them apples?”
Being an over achiever and a lover of the Beats, I wrote Allen Ginsburg
I assumed I would get a blanket rejection letter from his secretary
He agreed to meet me on a bench in Central Park, we talked
A couple years later, at a National Poetry festival in my home town, Ginsburg was the keynote or similar
He saw me in crowd and from the stage thanked me for attending
I left immediately
Mike walks into the bar talks to some folks then starts to walk out
He stops to ask me, wasn't there suppose to be a bluegrass jam here today
My buddies usually had one there
He said he wanted to sit in
I asked if he wanted to wait and have a margarita with us
He asked his lady friend, they did
We talked, I never told him I knew who he was
Hi Mike 👋
Up rolled a limo that had "Weird Al" as the license plate
The man got out to use the pay phone
I was youngish, so year is kind of fuzzy
Ended up smoking a bunch of pot with Fishbone on their tour bus
We had just been drinking and it was about 2 am or so
"Give me all you money"
Being poor, drunk College kids, we had $3.00 between the 4 of us
This one little girl (background story is that her father is part of the Mexican Cartels, I mean, whose father isn't) starts going off on old dude with gun
"That is our last $3, we need it to get home" and so on and so forth
Dude with gun just looks at us
My buddy says, "bitch shut up"
This just gets her going more
Eventually, old dude realizing that $3 ain't worth it, looks around, hands us our $3 back and states
"You some crazy ass white folks"
Being good kids they decided to get rid of the wasp nest
It being a fireplace and fire being the natural enemy to wasps, the outcome was inevitable
So they decided to use fire to remedy
But they knew not to light it up there, so they got off the roof and went around back into the house
This whole time, the fumes are filling the house
They go the fireplace and light it
The kids were thrown clear across the yard, the house was lifted off the foundation
It being the 90s, no one told their parents
Who arrived, suitcase in hand, stepped out of taxi to a demolished house
Went home since I had most the afternoon off to find my longtime gf in bed with another
So I went to the bank to remove my savings, got rear-ended at a light
Bank was closed due to Columbus day
My job was writing dad jokes and fun facts.
He knew of me, but I had no idea who he was
Exactly 1 year later, we were engaged ♥️
I got so pissed up with Roger de Courcey up a mountain in The Falklands that we ended up with him throwing up in a shipping container and me sexually abusing Nookie the Bear.
Maybe they are lonely and just want to talk about their trip, but it’s such unusual behavior backpacking it’s not worth finding out.
Any time it came close to our college town, we’d load up in a car and go work for the weekend.
I worked the duck pond game.
As my foot made contact I had a moment of terrible clarity.
It was a paint tin lid.
Not sure if this is still an active thread, but decided to throw this in anyway as a newbie!
She is a cardiologist and was going to marry a rich dude and she dumped him for me.
We also ended up in a throuple with my ex for the first year of our relationship.
- I have seen/chased three EF-5 tornadoes
- I went to a charity event in WeHo and met Julia Roberts and Oprah, only one of whom was nice
We’ve been together for 14 years, married 9 of them. Our baby girl is asleep on me rn. She does have dark hair and blue eyes.
I crawled out of the smashed, upside down car, climbed up the huge embankment, and started running through the dark and dust to her.
Big dramatic hug. 💍🏡👨👩👦👦
Instead of picking up passengers, the driver just took him over the causeway bridge into Saudi Arabia to buy weed and then brought him back.